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Description I find it very interesting that of the women who comment on my artwork, their largest complaint is that the female characters' breasts are often visible or large. Their complaint is not that the poor girl's been turned into a bizarre monster with a butt the size of a European car, no, the complaint is almost always, gee, I love the picture, but can you get rid of the boobs?

I'm convinced that women don't like having breasts, and many of them (my fiancΓ©e included) have said point-blank that they don't like 'em. (Personally, I don't like 'em this big either, but, well, I'm a guy, and I'd be lying if I said I didn't like 'em at all.)

So ladies, this one's for you. Sort of.

(I promise I'll draw a hot guy for you all sooner or later!)

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A couple hours' worth of quick sketching produced this fun little one-panel comic. Done entirely in CorelDRAW, with a super-quick coloring style I haven't really tried before. It's not perfect, but the result doesn't look too bad.
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Showflair [2022-09-10 14:50:12 +0000 UTC]

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JONNY---0 [2018-11-29 01:23:39 +0000 UTC]

niceΒ  Β 

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RedandBalck [2018-04-09 15:55:26 +0000 UTC]

I don't like her

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LETMESEEBEUTY [2018-01-30 03:03:14 +0000 UTC]

I like her just the way she isΒ 
I wish someone would be good to the very beautiful lady

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AnonymousGX [2017-09-29 18:20:04 +0000 UTC]

I don't think everybody realizes that larger breasts are a necessity for centaurs.

1. Horses develop at twice the speed of humans, reaching full size within 8 years while humans grow in about 18. Not only that, but assuming that in infant centaurs the horse-part mass will be at least double that of the human, that leaves 2 options. Either the mammaries are on the horse half, or the human breasts are enlarged to support the larger infant with a faster growth rate.

2. They act as a counter-weight. As horses run, their strong necks keep their heads leaning forward, especially since their connection is naturally leaning forward. BUT, centaur 'necks', their human torso, are sticking straight up. If human torsos can't handle the speed as well as a horse neck, they would be forced to lean back against their momentum. Having a larger chest helps counteract these problems. Not only would the torso-horse connection muscles and human back muscles need to be stronger to hold up the entire human torso without back pain, but relaxing those muscles while running allows the breasts to off-balance the torso forwards and counteract the running momentum with less required abdominal strength.

Of course, there's a limit to how large they can reasonably be. Centaurs likely can't have twins due to the size of centaur infants (hence not needing excess chest mammaries), and too much excess size would be a strain on their musculature. I'd imagine that centaur breasts also don't have as much fat as humans, since their larger bodies would require fat distributions in a more accessible location; the torso stomach and normal horse stomach makes more sense, especially if the lungs, heart, and major organs are in the horse half.

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PinkiePieLover7 [2017-04-04 14:42:20 +0000 UTC]

Speaking as an artist who loves drawing ladies, I believe that the female body is one of Mother Nature's most beautiful creations. I enjoy using art to showcase the innate, natural beauty of the female form, and as your fellow artist, I think you've done an excellent job at just that. Great work! 😊

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N8Dreams [2016-09-24 14:11:15 +0000 UTC]

I am a woman and I like having boobs. It makes me feel female, my most visible attribute of my sex. Also I like boobs in pictures, there is nothing wrong with'em, it is how nature made women.
Btw, nice centauress. Go ahead with your art

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flyingwaffles14 [2014-10-05 04:55:27 +0000 UTC]

Feminists will eventually make tits illegal, anyway.

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Rossiter23 In reply to flyingwaffles14 [2017-07-17 03:18:38 +0000 UTC]

Yep.

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CutAddress21719 In reply to Rossiter23 [2017-10-20 19:13:01 +0000 UTC]

True!

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Forcedlactationlover [2014-07-24 01:25:18 +0000 UTC]

Having known lots of women throughout my decades of life, some like big breasts and some don't, and some have big ones and others don't, and the opinions have almost nothing to do with the various size possessions. Β I happen to prefer larger ones, but I'm not fool enough to ignore the others. Personality is vastly more important, anyway.

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Kesterlee [2014-07-08 13:59:11 +0000 UTC]

Interesting

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ROMANO-CRESS [2014-06-11 02:48:30 +0000 UTC]

hmm...? Breasts are amazing. They prove that we're not useless.

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Samus-Aran87 [2014-05-07 06:56:10 +0000 UTC]

People will be bitching, its just part of nature, dont listen to any one. You can do what you want to your hearts content. It only makes sense that those women have been searching long and hard for erotic art, with giant boobs, so they can flag them... There will always be haters.

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sayossie [2013-12-14 18:38:58 +0000 UTC]

hahahaha I love it!!! big breasts are not the be all end all

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LillyCadaver [2013-12-08 04:50:27 +0000 UTC]

Breasts are natural, awesome, and have no reflection on drawn art. They shouldn't be forcing their self consciousness on you. Draw away!Β Β 

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NoodleThePanda [2013-08-20 16:12:51 +0000 UTC]

I like everything about this picture, and I'm a woman..

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Worldofli3s In reply to NoodleThePanda [2013-09-24 04:25:20 +0000 UTC]

it's not really that strange for you to enjoy it, This picture was pretty much made for women, the centaur woman is in a dominant position despite being shy.

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kara-li [2013-05-24 00:41:59 +0000 UTC]

actually i like the size of boob for this character. shes really cute looking.

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FurriesLoverthatMe00 [2013-05-22 23:22:56 +0000 UTC]

I've kindly enjoyed a lot of them anyway in the past minutes. It's good to know anyway.

Hybrids coming, the year 2050 or 2100.

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The-Names-Vada-Yo [2012-09-02 23:18:00 +0000 UTC]


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shadira [2012-07-09 19:46:23 +0000 UTC]

i'll take the centaur body!! i already have boobs that big...well actually mine are a bit bigger

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roxelhani18 [2012-06-13 13:36:21 +0000 UTC]

Other women complain about them having too big of boobs?

... They must all be really small (If anyone takes this seriously, then you can take this one literally as well. You're dumb shit.).... I'd die if I didn't have my big boobs.

Even if it's hard to do things in gym... or cosplay.... Either way, I'm now convinced most women hate boobs.

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phantom-inker In reply to roxelhani18 [2012-06-23 12:28:01 +0000 UTC]

I think that after several years of having this posted, what I've learned is not that women will complain about their breasts being too large, but rather that women will complain about their breasts in general: They're either too big, or too small, or too round, or too flat, too pointy, too uneven, too...

There's not a woman on planet Earth even remotely satisfied with the way she looks, and one of these days, I really ought to do a new picture that better reflects that truth.

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roxelhani18 In reply to phantom-inker [2012-06-23 17:45:08 +0000 UTC]

Seriously? They're BOOBS. They're the way they are. It's almost impossible to change it to something you'll love forever.

And that's the biggest truth ever. That'd be a cool picture, bro.

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lightdragon11 [2012-01-15 21:38:35 +0000 UTC]

( . Y . )

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Isexy903 In reply to lightdragon11 [2013-07-19 04:32:14 +0000 UTC]

Lol they look like boobs( . Y . )

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Maverickhunter2 [2011-12-05 23:57:21 +0000 UTC]

Heh. I might be a horny teen, but still. They're hard to resist!

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MirandaDeLioncourt [2011-10-02 21:32:31 +0000 UTC]

HEY! i love my boobs.

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SilverFireRaven [2011-08-29 01:54:10 +0000 UTC]

I love boobs. >.> I really like the pic.

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deltariverratt [2011-08-28 23:38:32 +0000 UTC]

I think they look perfect for her frame. Especially since she is a centaur. Will be looking for more centaurs. Kinda of hard to find images of them out there that are not way out there. Thanks for keeping it simple.

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THEmightyMAZ [2011-08-18 02:14:53 +0000 UTC]

I love boobs *3*

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Ambuneko-Yomikage [2011-08-03 17:08:14 +0000 UTC]

I don't know if this has been said before, but, while this is a great piece and a great idea, I think it would have been better executed as a comic... It may jyst be me, but her expression and her words don't really match...

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SanFranGirl1982 [2011-07-07 23:15:18 +0000 UTC]

Flagged as Spam

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AnnieRoshino In reply to SanFranGirl1982 [2011-09-28 04:58:20 +0000 UTC]

I have Big boobs and i dont like them, but unlike you even if a guy or a girl come come and grope mine... i dont mind lol

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TheCOSPLAYkid [2011-05-07 14:42:14 +0000 UTC]

these aren't big, they're average...I've known people who have the torturous task of lugging around H-bombs and would knock you out in a single blow...NEVER GET HER TO TURN AROUND or...BAM!

Size is relative... each to their own; everyone has a different opinion of big, but to say that big or visible is bad...why I ask? should they not be appreciated as the 'tool' they are not the 'accessory'? some artists simply draw big/visible boobs to assert femininity to a character but that should be blamed on the current society who define a girl by her boobs ...and a sad society has deemed it so...shame on you. Girls, don't hind your boobs or be ashamed of them...bigger boobs = bigger hearts!!!!!

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AmongTheSatanic [2011-05-05 02:05:56 +0000 UTC]

That's because being a monster is great, and having over-sized breasts leads to back problems, mental issues, and a variety of other issues.

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Arbarano [2011-04-19 14:39:20 +0000 UTC]

I don't like giant boobs (this being way too big: [link] ) but I do not fine this centauride has large ones. Yes, they are not small, but they are not too big either.

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shadowroc8 [2011-04-18 13:18:12 +0000 UTC]

lmfao

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NevermindLove [2011-03-30 04:44:41 +0000 UTC]

I LOVE the boob part. that's a centaur body!
stupid dumb bitches don't understand. sorry about them; they're just being dumb.

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trisha7777 [2011-02-26 15:21:30 +0000 UTC]

lol meat

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JoemanYT [2011-02-11 03:19:29 +0000 UTC]

She has a hot torso

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bluefire377 [2011-01-27 22:07:27 +0000 UTC]

Why is she complaining about her boobs? xDDD If that was me I'd be complaining about being a horse. xD

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phantom-inker In reply to bluefire377 [2011-01-28 14:04:51 +0000 UTC]

Well, she signed up for the "horse" part, but I don't think she expected the guy running the transformation booth would give her a free "bonus" to go with it. If you wanna sign up for just the "bonus" and skip the "horse" part, I suspect he'd be happy to go along with it

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lilykat88 [2011-01-23 06:04:34 +0000 UTC]

luv boobs. big boobs are best.


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DiamondHollister [2011-01-20 21:19:57 +0000 UTC]

but boobs are so much fun. xD
I'll never understand why other women are so paranoid when guys say they like boobs.
If they dont' like it, then they can't complain about how big a guys woo-hoo is.

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Marcusaralius76 [2011-01-03 14:41:39 +0000 UTC]

I never understood why girls didn't like boobs. I mean, you got 'em, might as well live with 'em!

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MissBusselle In reply to Marcusaralius76 [2011-01-11 18:41:10 +0000 UTC]

Yah, well, they're heavy and they kind of weigh you down if you're like doing sports or something.

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Marcusaralius76 In reply to MissBusselle [2011-01-12 14:15:57 +0000 UTC]

I know a plenty of girls with big boobs who do sports and are fine with them.

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MissBusselle In reply to Marcusaralius76 [2011-01-12 18:45:42 +0000 UTC]

But you can't deny that it would be easier to do sports without the 2/3 pounds of extra weight on your chest. I do A LOT of sports and it's sort of ok - except when you're doing sports where you have to run.

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