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Published: 2019-04-28 16:00:11 +0000 UTC; Views: 12585; Favourites: 91; Downloads: 47
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I don't know which is more dangerous:  Startling a 600-pound horse, or angering a 300-pound snake.


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LightReading2 [2021-01-31 12:53:19 +0000 UTC]

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jkrolak In reply to LightReading2 [2022-06-08 09:40:42 +0000 UTC]

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Tomcurljewlery [2019-06-21 04:57:59 +0000 UTC]

depends on weather or not the snake is venomous or not

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Marscaleb [2019-05-12 10:38:34 +0000 UTC]

You think you know someone.
Like my roommate right now.  His name is Ryan.  But when we decided to share an apartment I discovered that his name is actually George.  And every time I pick up the mail and I'm like "Who the hell is George?  Oh right, that's Ryan."

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EL-JEMVI [2019-04-28 19:45:37 +0000 UTC]

300 pund snake, because move more faster than a centaurette.

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cyllarus [2019-04-28 19:44:05 +0000 UTC]

About even, I'd say.  The horse might be heavier, but the snake is likely stronger.  (Based on my experiences with my horses and my ball python.)

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kikyofan26 [2019-04-28 17:59:39 +0000 UTC]

I don't see the problem. 

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creativesam [2019-04-28 17:54:42 +0000 UTC]

Just mention jury nullification, you be dismissed quickly enough. You have rights, even as a juror.

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mdizzle999872 [2019-04-28 17:53:28 +0000 UTC]

I'm imagining those two on a jury stand

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EarlMcClaw In reply to mdizzle999872 [2019-04-29 03:33:33 +0000 UTC]

ADA aside, they wouldn't fit. And probably would end up excused (for being to smart/independent, i.e. "premptory challenge" if not for cause).

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TheSoylentOrange [2019-04-28 17:14:44 +0000 UTC]

I'd like to know how the legless woman got airtime.

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phantom-inker In reply to TheSoylentOrange [2019-04-28 18:16:45 +0000 UTC]

The same way that Air Bud and Dumbo got airtime:  Relentless Disney marketing.

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TheSoylentOrange In reply to phantom-inker [2019-04-28 18:37:39 +0000 UTC]

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10110100 [2019-04-28 16:31:53 +0000 UTC]

Oh, come on, it ain't THAT bad. And is she THAT paranoid about her name? And either she's a lightweight snake, or I got Flare heavior. (I kind of have her at about 430-450)

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phantom-inker In reply to 10110100 [2019-04-28 16:44:27 +0000 UTC]

When you have to guess a woman's weight, guess low. >_>

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10110100 In reply to phantom-inker [2019-04-28 17:38:15 +0000 UTC]

Well, some do appreciate an honest number.

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BigMac1212 [2019-04-28 16:18:47 +0000 UTC]

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phantom-inker In reply to BigMac1212 [2019-04-28 16:27:30 +0000 UTC]

Ooo, no, no, I got it! He issues jury duty summons to horses! Did I guess right?

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BigMac1212 In reply to phantom-inker [2019-04-28 16:32:23 +0000 UTC]

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phantom-inker In reply to BigMac1212 [2019-04-28 16:25:13 +0000 UTC]

He angers snakes?

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BigMac1212 In reply to phantom-inker [2019-04-28 16:32:47 +0000 UTC]

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uglygosling [2019-04-28 16:09:54 +0000 UTC]

Hmm...maybe the horse, because it is not only bigger but taller (usually) as well, and those hooves are rather hard and can be quite painful to the touch!

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