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PhilosipherMonkey β Eminem's True Colours
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Published: 2015-11-26 23:52:45 +0000 UTC; Views: 296; Favourites: 3; Downloads: 0
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The syrum worked. It has spread throughout New Zealand and has conversed all the Kiwis to a bloody black hole of drug-filled ecstasy. But what sponge never foresaw was Eminem. He went to New Zealand and caught it himself. Not only that, but his body has so much inner dope that it holds him away from death, but doesn't stop the side effects. Now Eminem is in a questionable world of suffering and truth. As we speak, the S.C.R.O.T.U.M society is trying to find a cure, but it's already too late. Eminem has already unleashed his true colours and Henry VIII is emerging from his earthly pocket spaghetti of controversy.Related content
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I have only ever imagined what true suffering looks like. Now having seen it, I can only weep. I pray that neither party survives this war for neither is preferable.Β
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Sponge's outcome says that unless WE ALL get together and think quickly, this entire pandemic will devour the earth! This means you, me, Spyro, Carl Carlson, Wario, Scout, Sponge, Dr Neo Cortex, Jerma, Milkmare, Olaf, John Cena, the S.C.R.O.T.U.M unity and Ronald Regan! WE GOTTA ACT FAST
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I know someone who does everything fast
He goes fast
He gotta go fast
Muhammed Ali
Unfortunately he has parkinsons, is mostly blind and a bit senile. He may still be able to help us if we inject him with army ants and operate him by remote control!
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DON'T FUCKING SAY THAT NAME HERE! THAT MAN LEAKED OUR SECRET FORMULA FOR THE TOXIC CHOCOLATE COLLOQUIAL THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO ASSASSINATE WILL WRIGHT!
How can we trust him now?
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I know what he did to you. And I know how you feel. But you must put your personal feelings aside for now. He is our only hope. The one true laser legs.
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Well fuck. At least I can finally use that sea-urchin bomb I planted in his testicles a few years ago to finally get him back. But let's not leave to waste. There is research to be done! TO OUR SWAMP-BASED LAB IN KOKOMO!
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You must always look on the bright side. But I am afraid that the urchins shall have little effect against laser legs as his balls have been numb since the light speed shrinking of the 3rd dimension.Β
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But bongbong doesn't exist. HE exists only as one of the many numeric concepts that Eminem forsees, so in about, let's say, 15 months, he should exist and be ready to nife obama in COD 69
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NOOO thats not tru!!!Β it CANNOT be tru!!!
he's alive in my hart
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You're heart's prosphetic, dum-dum.
You're getting hacked by Eminem's all-empowering rays of belief and cospyrosism.
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LALALALALALALALA I can't hear you!!
lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
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IT'S TRUE! BONGBONG IS YET BUT A CONCEPT! HE'S SEEING ALL THIS! IN HIS HEAD!
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