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PsychoWithaComputer — Episode 6, Part 1: Together, We Ride!
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Episode 6, Part 1: Together, We Ride!(Insert Fire Emblem Heroes theme)
Xavier: (Opens boy's cabin door) Onwards, Dudes!
Alistair: (putting on cloak) Xavier, none of us can dress as fast as you. Speaking of which (turns to him while adjusting cloak) What are you dressed as?
Xavier: A Thief. I'm gonna snatch Chantilly from the tower the Cool Way. B)
Alistair: (sighs, puts hood over head)
Xavier: I should be asking you that, bro. What are you dressed as again? A mage?
Alistair: Close, an Alchemist. (Picks up bag) I fight with Science.
Xavier: Science? Expired beauty products is Science? :/
Alistair: It's actually pretty good repellent when expired. (Shrugs)
(Waylon bounces out of the cabin, wearing a bandanna, an orange shirt, green pants, brown shoes and a dark blue scarf)
Waylon: I'm off to fight for my friend Shika!
Xavier: Ok, calm the f### down, Ike.
Waylon: Ike? There's someone named Ike here? :/
Xavier: -_-
Alistair: Waylon, we're not not going not going to war, we're saving princesses.
Xavier: And Al here REALLY wants to save his assigned Princess.
(snickers)Alistair: (flicks Xavier's forehead)
Xavier: Ow. Hey! You didn't deny it-
Alistair: That's because I do like her.
Xavier: See-
Alistair: -But I don't admit it in front of you because you've bothered everyone I've had a crush on.
Xavier: Name one. >
Alistair: (counting on fingers) Barbara, Cordelia, Jessica, Tobias, Blaine- (switches hand) Want me to keep going? -_-
Xavier: (shrugs) Eh. Donna's different. She's like you in a way.
Alistair: (exasperated) So was everyone else!
Xavier: Nah. They were all either followers, anti-social, and in Tobias's case, f##king annoying. Donna's independent.
Alistair:... Please don't tell me you like her.
Xavier: And get killed by you or her family? Nah, bro. That's your crush.
Alistair: Uh.. thanks? :/
Waylon: Aww!!!
Alistair:... We're falling behind with the challenge, aren't we?
Xavier: Yeah, everyone has been like, gone for 10 minutes.
Waylon: OH MY GOD!!! (Runs off) I HAVE TO GO FIGHT FOR MY FRIENDS!!! D:
Xavier: (points in opposite direction) Shika's castle is that way.
Waylon: (runs past) THANK YOU!!!
(FLASH. The Knightly twins are walking through the forest)
Xavier: (arms behind head)... Yo, are we going in the same direction?
Alistair: (looks at map) Just for a little. We split at the lake.
Xavier: >
Alistair: No, you cannot push Sebastian in the lake.
Xavier: Why the f### not?!
Alistair: Look, if you keep ragging on someone for something they did 2 episodes ago, you're just going to look like an Immature Brat that can't let anything go.
Xavier:...Ok, that's true.
(The two turn to the camera, eyes narrowed)
Cameraman:...What? I'm not telling you any shortcuts!
Alistair: (shrugs) Worth a shot.
(The twins approach the lake)
Alistair: Ok, it looks like no one's here...
Xavier: Heheheh...
Alistair:...I don't like the sound of that laugh.
Xavier: Look, a Unicorn stable. (Snickers)
Alistair: Heh. (Approaches stable) I'm going to guess those are ducks- (leans over stable) AAAAHHHH!!!! (Pulls head back, a Raccoon is on his head, panicking)
Xavier: HOLY SHI-
(Player Phase!)
Xavier: (pulls out Spoons) I'll save you, bro!
(Action: Pry!)
(Xavier leaps over and sticks Spoons underneath the Raccoon, prying off the critter in one swift movement)
Xavier: Got you! Haha- (raccoon jumps on face) AAHHH- GET IT OFF!!!
Alistair: (pulls out hairspray)
(Action: Spray!)
Alistair: (sprays Raccoon) Take that!
(Raccoon leaps off and scurries away)
(VICTORY!)
Xavier: (wipes face) I feel like I gained nothing from that. (Gained 5 EXP)
Alistair: (gasping for breath) That... Was horrible... (Gained 5 EXP)
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" And get killed by you or her family? Nah, bro. That's your crush."
I take it Xavier doesn't want to tango with papa-bear Layton.
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Nope.
He may get in the way of Al's crushes sometimes, but he knows when not to tango with the Family of the crushes.
("You gotta watch out for the Family, bro. I should know. I'm your brother.")
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I'm sure that'll come in pretty handy for him considering Londell's temper. Though reading this does make me wonder who Alistair's previous crushes were.
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I actually did list them.
"Name one."
"(Counts off fingers) Barbara, Cordelia, Jessica, Tobias, Blaine- (switches hand) want me to keep going?"
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I know. I just meant their personalities.
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Oh, ok!
Well, first off, they're out of order. (It's actually, Jessica, Barbara, Tobias, Cordelia, and Blaine)
Jessica is Pamela's partner in Sleuthing. (She told him she had a boyfriend, which killed Al's crush on her)
Barbara is a Science Whiz, and had no interest in the relationship. (They never even held hands) approx. A 2 month relationship.
Tobias... he was sort of a brown-nose. And very obnoxious. Relationship lasted only one week.
Cordelia was a sweet girl with a rich upbringing. They wouldn't have broken up if Cordelia's "friend" Kelsey didn't leave such a scathing voice-mail towards Alistair. (Essentially, Kelsey dumped him behind Cordelia's back). They dated for 6 months.
And Blaine... Well, they mostly hung out and watch/critiqued horror movies. Then they got very cozy with each other. Then they just stuck to being friends.
(Xavier interfered with everyone after Jessica. He found Tobias annoying and didn't trust Cordelia's friend Kelsey. He had no problem with Blaine, tho. That resolved itself)
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Interesting details. I didn't know Alistair swung both ways.
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They both do, actually.
No matter who it is, I'm pretty sure Xavier thinks they aren't good enough for Al. (He kinda cooled off the interfering after Cordelia.)
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Wow. Bisexual twins.
Well, That's nice to here. Especially with how much of a sensitive character Donna is.
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I heard that's kinda rare.
I think Xavier can tell Donna's a good person (if it wasn't obvious enough). He's just hoping it doesn't go down like what happened with Cordelia.
(Also, did you see the break in the 4th wall?)
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rare huh? Well. I learned something new today.
Well, He won't have a lot to worry about it too much. Cause Kasey wouldn't do to Donna what Kelsey did to Corneilia.
(No. I haven't. Where was it?)
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(He probably understands... Probably.)
(Right here.
Alistair: No, you cannot push Sebastian in the lake.
Xavier: Why the f### not?!
Alistair: Look, if you keep ragging on someone for something they did 2 episodes ago, you're just going to look like an Immature Brat that can't let anything go.
Xavier:...Ok, that's true.
(The two turn to the camera, eyes narrowed)
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Oh. I get it now. Not going to lie. I didn't really know that was intended to break the 4th wall.
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It's OK. I was trying to be subtle.
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That's nice to know. Anyway, Got a chance to see my newest submissions yet?
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Yes. Donna's in for a relieving surprise.
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She most certainly is.
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Forget fighting giant dragons, the princes need to defeat the dangerous raccoons! XD
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XD
Always be wary of the dangerous Raccoons!
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Legend has it, the raccoons are guarding the princess towers XD
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Defeating their leader makes you the new leader of the raccoons. You also get a nifty key to one of the towers. XD
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