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This took all day and is basically just an excuse for me to take the mickey out of my main vampire characters.

WELP.

From left to right:

Tyrian: Fairy king. Lucinda called him Fangs McSparkle in a now uncanon piece of writing I did but I refuse to let it go ever -

Best way to sum him up is still this:

Johann: Very nice guy. Often overlooked by me I feel, as not inherently funny like Tyr. He'd be the guy who gets kicked out of the tournament as soon as they run out of crazy nobodies to duel. You know the one.

Contessa: That one sexy lady vampire I have, who is referred to all Stollenheims as 'Grandma Connie'. She everyone's Gra'mma. She was once referred to by a reader as a 'hag MILF'.

Hugo: No vampire powers whatsoever, since he had no vampire parent to teach him magic, so is as Tyrian described 'an overarmed wall of muscle'.

Victor: Victor is terrified of humans and practically everything else, cos he was raised by an overprotective mother who taught him he should be.
A pun on the show title 'Don't hug me, I'm scared' that I know exists, but know nothing about. I should look that up.

Hettie: Henrietta 'Oh FINE If I HAVE to be a traditional vampire, I'm being Carmilla and you can't stop me' von Stollenheim. Wants to be the Otherworlds' first magical girl. The Otherworlds don't know what one is. Good luck with that, Hettie.

I didn't actually base her off Carmilla, but she was a lesbian, Victorian-esque vampire woman anyways so why not add that her fave animal form is a panther? Wolves are overrated. She does not, as yet, get up at noon and drink a hot chocolate for breakfast or sleep with anti-vampire charms under her pillow to mess with everyone, but we'll see.

I actually hate the term weeaboo but you guys seem to have taken back the insult so I don't feel so bad for using weeb, at least.

This has been a productive use of my time when I should have been editing books or learning Norwegian. Yep. Definitely.

Vampires Don't Belong in Fairytales (c) Alicia L. Wright
Tyrian, Johann, Contessa, Hugo, Victor and Henrietta von Stollenheim (c) Alicia L. Wright

Description
This took all day and is basically just an excuse for me to take the mickey out of my main vampire characters.

WELP.

From left to right:

Tyrian: Fairy king. Lucinda called him Fangs McSparkle in a now uncanon piece of writing I did but I refuse to let it go ever -

Best way to sum him up is still this:

Johann: Very nice guy. Often overlooked by me I feel, as not inherently funny like Tyr. He'd be the guy who gets kicked out of the tournament as soon as they run out of crazy nobodies to duel. You know the one.

Contessa: That one sexy lady vampire I have, who is referred to all Stollenheims as 'Grandma Connie'. She everyone's Gra'mma. She was once referred to by a reader as a 'hag MILF'.

Hugo: No vampire powers whatsoever, since he had no vampire parent to teach him magic, so is as Tyrian described 'an overarmed wall of muscle'.

Victor: Victor is terrified of humans and practically everything else, cos he was raised by an overprotective mother who taught him he should be.
A pun on the show title 'Don't hug me, I'm scared' that I know exists, but know nothing about. I should look that up.

Hettie: Henrietta 'Oh FINE If I HAVE to be a traditional vampire, I'm being Carmilla and you can't stop me' von Stollenheim. Wants to be the Otherworlds' first magical girl. The Otherworlds don't know what one is. Good luck with that, Hettie.

I didn't actually base her off Carmilla, but she was a lesbian, Victorian-esque vampire woman anyways so why not add that her fave animal form is a panther? Wolves are overrated. She does not, as yet, get up at noon and drink a hot chocolate for breakfast or sleep with anti-vampire charms under her pillow to mess with everyone, but we'll see.

I actually hate the term weeaboo but you guys seem to have taken back the insult so I don't feel so bad for using weeb, at least.

This has been a productive use of my time when I should have been editing books or learning Norwegian. Yep. Definitely.

Vampires Don't Belong in Fairytales (c) Alicia L. Wright
Tyrian, Johann, Contessa, Hugo, Victor and Henrietta von Stollenheim (c) Alicia L. Wright