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pyroblaker — Poetry Assignment 2 - Limerick
Published: 2009-06-05 02:33:09 +0000 UTC; Views: 113; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 1
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Drug Store
There once was a kitten named Jim
Who decided to go on a whim
He ran a drug store
But became such a bore
That he renamed himself Dr. Kim

Study Den
The student wrote notes with a pen
As he sat in the neighbourhood den
He bore a large grin
As a bear entered in
With a beer and a be-headed hen

Milkman
There once was a lovely new book
Who laughed at the old fishing hook
And the horrible day
That he got in the way
Of the milkman, who never could cook

Pool Water
The man ate his woodworking tool
As he tried to act manly and cool
He got the hiccups
So he drank ten whole cups
Of water, drawn stright from the pool

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Comments: 1

Lunahawk-94 [2009-06-06 18:39:04 +0000 UTC]

Yay senselessness!

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