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Description WHERE IS YOUR EMPEROR GOD NOW?!?!
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devilturnip360 [2012-11-28 16:31:36 +0000 UTC]

the imperial guard is getting sad

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extondude [2011-09-06 02:04:15 +0000 UTC]

Someone should make this into a model

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Questionable-Methods In reply to extondude [2011-09-06 15:43:00 +0000 UTC]

Someone did - [link] it's a picture that's been floating around the internets forever and a day, I just doodled my interpretation of the concept.

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Endy001 In reply to Questionable-Methods [2018-09-24 02:41:53 +0000 UTC]

I did stats for it on a whim. Note that these are 7th Ed, but that's the pro/superior edition anyways.
War Segway:
M5"
AV11 front
AV10 side and back
WS3
BS3
S3
W2
I3
A1
Ld7
Takes Lasgun and Grenades as standard. Can take plasma gun, +10pts, krak grenades, +5pts, or heavy bolter, +15pts

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extondude In reply to Questionable-Methods [2011-09-06 15:51:18 +0000 UTC]

That is brilliant xD

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pointman116 [2011-07-21 08:30:59 +0000 UTC]

i almost died when i saw this.

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Questionable-Methods In reply to pointman116 [2011-07-21 23:12:25 +0000 UTC]

Only in death do the LOLZ end...

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xalanthas [2011-01-01 20:59:58 +0000 UTC]

Forward, men! Our Hoverround cavalry should be here any minute, followed by our silver scooter Space Marines!

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Questionable-Methods In reply to xalanthas [2011-01-01 21:18:17 +0000 UTC]

HUZZAH!!!

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xalanthas In reply to Questionable-Methods [2011-01-02 02:08:43 +0000 UTC]

His expression is priceless by the way.

"By the Emperor, our batteries will not run dry this day!"

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Questionable-Methods In reply to xalanthas [2011-01-02 18:23:19 +0000 UTC]

I think General Dravin Gratz said it best when he said "I have seen war in all its forms. I have seen feral world savages braining each other with stones, and I have monitored the death of a whole planet at the hands of a virus bomb. I have seen Space Marines drop to certain death, and win. I have seen Titans crush whole platoons underfoot. But there is no more stirring sight in war than the charge of massed segway charge."

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xalanthas In reply to Questionable-Methods [2011-01-02 18:45:34 +0000 UTC]

Haha, our enemies tremble to the silent hum of our electric motors.

CHAERG! bzzzzzz....

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Questionable-Methods In reply to xalanthas [2011-01-02 21:48:59 +0000 UTC]

The fact that they only move a little faster then walking only ADDS to the terror and anticipation the enemy feels at their (probably) inevitable impact on their lines with lance & shotgun.

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xalanthas In reply to Questionable-Methods [2011-01-03 04:22:13 +0000 UTC]

Dem Oomies is on da charge!
No dey aint! Waeht a minuut...
Ya seez? Dey aint chargin, ya grot farmer! Deyz...
No dey ez! Takez a look!
I tink yuur rite...no, wait....

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miladyhiakara [2010-12-28 00:27:03 +0000 UTC]

LOL Segway Roughriders win.

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