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Description
Santa Clause is a creation of Coca-Cola
Screwing up Dutch traditions to appeal to immigrants kids
Jesus Christ was not born on Christmas anyway
Do shepherds stay out in the fields at the end of December?
The Holiday has nothing to do with Christianity
Quit lying to yourself-
The Romans ruin everything
There is a kid cold and hungry this evening
All you buy for is me me me
Have to shovel in crap, write checks, swipe cards
Why does a soccer mom need an Army vehicle?
To carry home two shopping carts full of nothing
Users, abusers
You are consumers,
Shiny new this and a sparkling that.
Blot out the world with smart shopping
Cover your eyes in some rappers new hat.

Chorus:
Buy buy buy buy buy buy buy
Over-advertise
Two months three months ahead
Out of season
Gotta make a profit
Last quarter, projected loss
Useless meaningless gluttonous excuse of a Holiday
What a bunch of fat trolls
Glory behold!

Solo

Chorus

You don't actually enjoy
That overpriced brand-name shit
No one really likes the way it looks
It just fits in, is popular, bitch
Shoves you into a label so you can have yourself
God forbid you be yourself

Chorus

All the artists go
Record new albums for the season
Put their face on the cover so you can enjoy
The machined and engineered music
Wishing you can sing as good
As their computer-altered voices could
Enjoy being another demographic.

Description
Santa Clause is a creation of Coca-Cola
Screwing up Dutch traditions to appeal to immigrants kids
Jesus Christ was not born on Christmas anyway
Do shepherds stay out in the fields at the end of December?
The Holiday has nothing to do with Christianity
Quit lying to yourself-
The Romans ruin everything
There is a kid cold and hungry this evening
All you buy for is me me me
Have to shovel in crap, write checks, swipe cards
Why does a soccer mom need an Army vehicle?
To carry home two shopping carts full of nothing
Users, abusers
You are consumers,
Shiny new this and a sparkling that.
Blot out the world with smart shopping
Cover your eyes in some rappers new hat.

Chorus:
Buy buy buy buy buy buy buy
Over-advertise
Two months three months ahead
Out of season
Gotta make a profit
Last quarter, projected loss
Useless meaningless gluttonous excuse of a Holiday
What a bunch of fat trolls
Glory behold!

Solo

Chorus

You don't actually enjoy
That overpriced brand-name shit
No one really likes the way it looks
It just fits in, is popular, bitch
Shoves you into a label so you can have yourself
God forbid you be yourself

Chorus

All the artists go
Record new albums for the season
Put their face on the cover so you can enjoy
The machined and engineered music
Wishing you can sing as good
As their computer-altered voices could
Enjoy being another demographic.