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Published: 2011-08-07 22:07:57 +0000 UTC; Views: 10718; Favourites: 124; Downloads: 93
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Pulp TrekEmail me for PRINT info: Rabittooth@aol.com
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This is no joke.
Taratino is thinking about a R-Rating Star Trek Movie!
www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2…
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I know! I'm clairvoyant!
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Oh my god they almost look the same with a face swap!! Thus is hilarious
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Great...simply great!
And a lot of the comments, this one provoked are damn hilarious. xD
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"I apologize. Has your concentration been broken? That was not my intention. You may continue. I recall, you were explaining your 'best intentions'... Is there a problem? I see: you had nothing more to say. Then allow me to reply: what did Marcellus Wallace look like?"
"What?"
"What country are you from?"
"What?"
"I have never heard of any country called 'What'. Do the people there understand the English language?"
"What?"
[slowly] "You, who have repeatedly mated with your own maternal ancestor: do you speak English?"
"YES!"
"Then you understand me. Describe the appearance of Marcellus Wallace."
"... What? I-"
"I invite you speak that word again, once more."
"He's black!"
"Continue."
"He's bald!"
"Does he have the appearance of a canine female?"
"....What?"
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Outstanding!lol.
"hmm... that is indeed a pleasingly flavorful burger...."
>PHASERNOISE< "Oh. my apologies. Did i break your concentration? Please continue..."
"What Planet are you from?..... 'What' is not a PLANET i've ever heard of."
"There's a passage i have memorized from the Kir'Shara by Surak. 'the path of the logical man is beset...' "
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"Does Starfleet admiral 'Tyler Perry' Look like a B**tch to you...um.."
"Wha... well sometimes..."
"Well ya got me there Bret"
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Mr. Spock with a tash! But is he reformed or e-vile?!
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He's the Tyranny of evil men. But he's trying, Ringo ... he's trying real hard ... to be the Shepherd.
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Did he try to have his jollies with Harry Mudd?
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Can Vulcans have jollies? Perhaps every 7 years or so.
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I wan't to see Mr. Spock and Darth Vader have a row.
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"Are they well versed in the language known as English in What?"
"What?"
"English, you coitus-engager of mothers, do you speak it?"
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Bah! "coitus-engager of mothers"!!
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I think this one should have been called Pulp Science Fiction imo
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"Dammit Jim!!! Spock looks good with sideburns and a fro!!
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Wow. That's a great idea. Mind if I do it?
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"English, motherf**ker! Do you speak it!!" LOOOOOVE IT
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-Rabittooth
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Then it's purpose is fulfilled.
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I'd pay money to hear Spock ask, "DOES HE LOOK...LIKE A BITCH?"
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