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RainbowBile β Ask Raito - Flash Game
Published: 2008-04-28 03:59:42 +0000 UTC; Views: 49695; Favourites: 827; Downloads: 1700
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Many time requested sequel to my "Ask L" Flash Game. [link]---
This time, Raito's eyes and mouth are now animated, and he has over 70 different answers. please have fun.
(and thank you Vera for helping me with some of the answers! ^^)
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I just thought It would be important at this time to say that I am NOT anti-yaoi. The reason he has so many yaoi-bashing comments is to better capture the personality I think Raito would have.
so don't make yourself look stupid by posting a comment saying "YAOI BASHEEEEERRRR!!!"
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Kuro '08
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Me <___________<
Raito: Thats sounds like something L would say
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Me: <__< you looks like a drugged man.
Raito: Will you be my queen in the new world?
Me: Lolz wtf??? no o_o¨
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Note: just had to make!
Me: You looks like a noob.
Raito: If i begged you, cud you please leave?
Me: Im gonna stay here forever muhahahahaha *trollface*
Raito: Oh now i remember that you just have 40seconds to live.
Me:Whaaaaaat!,no you are just lying!
Raito: Hmm
Me: And why you are so dam angry!
Raito: Im 100% homosexual
Me: WTF???
Raito: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM??
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Me: ._." s-sorry
Light: Homosexuality is so gay
Me: Yeah, I guess so, yeah
Light: Oh, you have 40 seconds to live by the way...
Me: WH-WHAT?!
Light: You're a yaoi fangirl, aren't you?
Me: ^^" how did you know?
Light: Have you been talking to L?
Me: Why yes I have
Light: Would you like some cheese with that whine?
Me: Wine? I'm only 11 o.o
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Me: M-m-marry me please!! O///o
Light:will you be the queen of the new world?
Me: omg~β₯ ~faints~
Light: mwahahah
Me: w-what?
Ligth: Naughty
Me: O/////O
Light: why hell there my names doug, god backwords with a lil U wrapped in it.
Me: β₯
Light:your sexy, ever fell like ruleing the world?
Me: YES omg can i... with you?!
Light: if i say yes to that, will you find a way to get these hand cuffs off?
Me: only if... i can put it on mine, and your wrist ~perv face~
Light: and i thought i was scary
Me: D': you don't love me anymore?
Light: i din't do girls.
Me: ~heart broken starts yelling~ WHY WOULD YOU LEAD ME ON!?
Light: im so gay for L
Me: L dies tonight ~leaves~
Light: mwhhahah
Me: wait a sec... are you useing me ?
Light: you think im Kira don't you..
Me: YES!
Light: will you be the queen of the newworld?
Me: YOU ASS HOLE! ~hits you with a frying pan~
Light: wait how did you get in here?
Me: THE WINDOW!
Light: lay off the crack okay?
Me: i don't do crack! im not even a light fangirl HMPH
Light: you have about 40 seconds to live btw...
OMG cuz im not ur fan girl?! I HATE YOU TTOTTT
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L: im sorry wht was your name again?
ME: MR. CUDDLEBOTTUMS!
L: will you be the queen of my new world?
Me: if we can name our children Evil dr. noodle and Taco Kitty.
L: hell.no.
Me: pfft your the one that asked.
L: Mwhahahahahahahah
Me: ~hits you with a frying pan~ THE UILTIMATE WEPON.
L: And i thought i was scary...
Me: im scary-er then you'll ever be >_>
L: you know, your kinda sexy ever fell like ruleing the world?
Me: Not with you.
L: Mwhahahah
Me: what?
L: naughty
Me: O___O b-b-but i didn't say anything.
L: Mwhahah
Me: ...
L: don;t you ever get bored!??
Me: icccccccccccccccck.
Naughty....bored....hell.no XDDDDDDDD
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Me: Hello ^^
Light: Why hello there, call me doug, thats "God" backwords with a little bit of "U" wrapped up in it.
Me: Uhm.. okay doug.
Light: will you be the queen of my new world?
Me: β₯___β₯ mabey.
Light: wait... how did you get in here?!!!
Me: The....window...
Light: and i thought i was scary.
Me: Is that, a compliment?
Light: you know, your kinda sexy ever fell like you wanna rule the world?
Me: Dose that involve....CAKE?
Light: have you been talking to L?
>_> no... muwhaha
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Me: "Do you want to be unhandcuffed?"
Light: "You're a yaoi fangirl aren't you?"
Me: "Eh? Why? Do you want me to be?"
Light: "I am so gay for L."
Me: "EH?! BWUAHAHAHAHA! You're so straightforward."
Light: "MWuahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!!"
Me: "So it's true that you like L then?"
Light: "Over my dead body."
LOL and then he gives me a pick up line about his name being Doug, being spelled God backwards with a little bit of U wrapped up in it. LOL wth xD I love this game~
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Me: Hii! I'm back!
Light: Will you become the queen of the new world?
Me: That's a little...sudden...? What brought this on?
Light: When hell freezes over.
Me: When hell freezes--THAT'S IT! BANKAI!
Light: Don't you ever get bored?
Me: -kills Raito-
Light: You do realize you're talking to your computer right now?
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ME: What are you doing?
LIGHT: Why?
ME: Just interested... but really what's up?
LIGHT: Naughty
ME: Naughty?
LIGHT: I hope you were not expecting a nice answer?
ME: Can I get a compliment?
LIGHT: I'm 99,86 % straight
ME: You like girls? I thought you liked L..?
LIGHT: I'm sorry what was your name again?
ME: L. Do you like my name?
LIGHT: Hell. No
ME: What do you think about the name Lissette?
LIGHT: You know, You're kinda sexy, ever feel like you wanna rule the world?
ME: Hell. Yes
LIGHT: Touching
ME: Are you Kira?
LIGHT No I am not gay for L
ME: I asked... are you Kira?
LIGHT:MWhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
ME: I love Kira
LIGHT: Don't make me go Kira on you ass
ME: Go Kira on my ass
LIGHT: Idiocy
ME: Do you know how sexy you are?
LIGHT: You think I'm Kira don't you?
ME: I know your Kira
LIGHT: Will you be my queen of the new world?
ME: YES!! You love me don't you?
LIGHT: Over my dead body
MY SISTER MADE THIS!!!! XD
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me: are you in love with L?
light: What?
me: answer me, are you in love with L!?
light: Hell no.
me:LIAR!!
light:You're a yaoi fangirl aren't you?
me: mmhm...kinda CX
light: Lay off the yaoi, mmkay?
me: no
light: I am so gay for L.
me: I KNEW IT!!
light: if i begged you, would you go away?
me: no
light: You know, You're kinda sexy, ever feel like you wanna rule the world?
me: 0///0 ... what?
light:Will you be my queen of the new world?
me:wh-wh-WHAT!!?? 0/////0
light:if i begged you, would you go away?
me: f-f-.....fine!β¬β₯ /////
TRUE STORY XD
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"I need mental help don't I?"
"You have some serious issues."
"You didn't need to be so mean about it. Raito you jerk..."
"Do you know who I am?!"
"Kira, right?"
"That sounds like something L would say..."
"How do you know?"
"You say the weirdest things."
"That's coming from an insane psycho killer?"
"I like wearing Misa's dressed when she's not around."
"I KNEW IT."
"What?"
"You're more of an idiot than Matsu ever was..."
"What is that horrible smell?"
"Dork."
I LOVE THIS XDD
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Raito: Do you want some cheese with that whine?
Me: Why are you such a douchebag?
Raito: What?
Me: Why are you a Douche?
Raito: Yes I am 100% Homosexual
Me: o_O Okayyyyyyyyy~ I'm Glad...
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Light: If i begged you, would you leave.
Me: if you kissed me.
Light: That sounds like something L would say.
XD I love this so much.
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Light: I'm 99.86% straight.
Me: so you are 1.14% gay?
Light: I am so gay for L.
XD That made my day.
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He told me he's "100% homosexual" o_o'
I never knew that, Raito............. I'M TELLING MISA!
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(Last one, I swear...)
Me: LADY GAGA!
Raito: No, I am not gay for L.
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Me: I love you, girl!
Raito: I'm 99.86 % straight.
Me: I'm a lesbian.
Raito: Touchy.
-_-;; I have too much time on my hands.
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me: HI!
R: hmmm
me: ?
R: the odds are pretty low
me: BARNEY!
R: drugs are bad for you
me: why ONLY FOR ME!!?
R: im 100% homosexual
me: o-e
R: will you be queen of the new world?
me: who's the king?
R: You know you're kinda sexy, ever feel like you wanna rule the world?
me: yes, but not with you!
R: Don't you ever get bored?
me: e-e you are gross
R: you have some serious issues!
me: NO U DO!
R: wait are you a girl?
me: yeah.
R: homosexuality is so gay.
me: NOT!
R: naughty!
me: hehehe
R: i am SOO gay for L
me: lolz I NEW IT! naughty!
R: you are a yaoi fangirl aren't you?
me: not really!
R: i thought i was scary...
me: *perv face* hehe
R: i dont do girls
me: SO WHAT!
R: You know you're kinda sexy, ever feel like you wanna rule the world?
me: ...
R: mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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seriously KIRA IS CREEPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Me and Light-o have the most interesting conversations...
Me: So you DO like L?
Raito: Hm? Sorry, I wasn't listening.
Me: that's fine, I don't really care about you either.
Raito: You took a trip to Bedlam sometime in your life didn't you?
Me: Uh... what? What's that supposed to mean?
Raito: What?
Me; Can we stop saying βWhatβ?
Raito: The odds are pretty low.
Me: Unlike the odds of you being Kira.
Raito: You're a yaoi fangirl aren't you?
Me: Uh... no. Stop changing the subject.
Raito: Have you been talking to L?
Me: I love L! Do you?
Raito: If I begged you, would you go away?
Me: Okay, I'll shut up about L and Kira... do you like chocolate?
Raito: What?
Me: Chocolate! You know, chocolate? Oh well... what about cake?
Raito: MWhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Me: You're a little crazy, aren't you?
Raito: Your ignorance is astounding.
Me: So you ARE Kira!!
Raito: You didn't graduate elementary school, did you.
Me: Is that a yes?
Raito: Your ignorance is astounding.
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Me:are you going to flirt w/ me again?
Light: That sounds like something L would say
Me: L is not gay and if he was how would you know?
Light: what?
me: ive drawn the conclusion ur an idiot x's OVER 9000!!
Light: I dont do girls.
Me: woah that was random o.o
Light: homosexuality is so gay.
Me: but you just said u dnt do girls
Light: most certainly not.
Me:so u were lying! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO POOR MISA?!
Light: I hope you werent expecting a good answer.
me: that made no sense.
Light: im sorry what was your name again?
me: YOURMOM.
Light: seriously can I go now?
Me: Your house dude.
Light:Im 99.86% straight.
Me:Stay away from L, the other Wammys and Misa!!
Light: if only you had a brain.
Me: its on vacation.
Light: have you been talking to L?
Me: yes he said he loves me and he also makes me smarter.
Light: you realize your talking to your computer right?
Me: yes...good bye sir.
Light: While I of course hate Kira with every fiber of my being *cough* I hope he kills the yaoi fangirls next.
woah o.o... and i support Lxmisa! screw lightxmisa!!! >
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ME: Do u hate me?
Light: Have you been talking to L?
Me: yes and he hates me! D:
Light: I hope you werent expecting a nice answer.
Me: Why does everyone hate me?!
light: would you like some cheese with that whine?
me: u bore me
light: you think Im Kira dont you?
Me: i know ur kira i watched alot of death note eps today
Light: how long are you going to keep this up?
Me: until i have to go to sleep which is tomorrow!
Light: dont make me go Kira on your a$$
Me: sorry i dont do cuss words or else you would be dead becuz of me cussin ur face out..wait u dnt have a face
Light: whats that horrible smell? *sniff*
Me: i think its u
Light: oh dear god brush your teeth before you talk to me. *cough*
Me: this is a computer how can you smell?
Light: you didnt graduate elementary school did you?
me: HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?! (Its true 
from the first time i started talking to him he never flirted with me YAY but he loved to flirt with my friend xD
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Uh.... I asked him if he loved L and he said "I don't do girls." so I guess that's a yes?
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I asked him if he liked Justin Bieber and he said "I don't do girls."
then i asked him to kill Justin Bieber and he said Will you be my queen of the new world? i said yes ^^
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Me: Are you kira
Raito: Im gay for L
Me: ... okay but I dont see what that has to do with you being kira
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Me: I love you, Light!
Light: That sounds like something L would say.
XD
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I wrote ''Are you dating with L?''
Told me ''Hell.No!''
Then I wrote ''Do you mind if I draw you like you are?''
And he told me ''Wait,are you a yaoi fangirl?''
That's creeps me out xD
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LOL I wrote "I love you" and it said "naughty" XDD
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LMAO! "Does Ryuuzaki have eyebrows?" XDDDD
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Raito: Sorry, what was your Name again?
Me: Hmmmmm.......... Justin Bieber!
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I have this whole convosation with him and it was funny as!! x'DD
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Me: Are you not not not not not possibly theoretically Kira?
Light: That sounds like something L would say
Me: O RLY *sarcam*
Light: Will you be my queen of he new world
Me: NO!
Light: Last time someone said something that supid to me...they died
Me: ...
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Me: Are you not not not not not possibly theoretically Kira?
Light: Tha sounds like something L would say
Me: O rly
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Me: wanna do the bunny hop? I top.
Kira: If I say yes, can you get this cuff off my wrist?
Me: How about it goes on mine?
Kira: You know, You're kinda sexy, ever feel like you wanna rule the world?
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What happens en you lie about your gender
Yuna: I'm a boy
Raito: you know, your kinda sexy. ever feel like you want to rule the world
....~~~
Raito: your a yaoi fangirl arn't you
Yuna: no i'm a yaoi faboy
raito: i like to wear misa's dresses when nobodies around
Yuna: sexy, can i see
raito: I'm 99.86% straight
yuna: are you really 99.86% straight
raito: most certainly not
yuna : so were you lieing 3 posts ago
raito: i don't care enough to respond to this, honestly
yuna: is that a valid answer
raito: why the conversation
yuna: because i'm your number one fanboy
raito:seriously, can i go now
yuna: yes
raito: you talk to much
yuna: but you love it don't you
raito: last time somone said something so stupid to me they died
yuna
raito: naughty
yuna: I'm only naughty for you
raito: what
yuna: you heard me
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Are you a yaoi fanboy?!
OMG,DO YOU KNOW HOW FEW IS YOUR KIND?!
EVEN ME,I'M A FANGIRL!!!
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lol no imma girl XD but raito doesnt need to know that
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Phew to close,I nearly ask you to married
Yeah,he doesn't xD
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marry marry XD JK JK. lol that would have been so funny!
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Me: hi
Light: I am so gay for L.
Me: epic
Light: Oh, you have 40 seconds to live, by the way
Me: D:
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Me: Are you gay for L?
Raito: I'm 100% Homosexual
Me: For L?
Raito: I'm so gay for L
Me: Is that so? >W<
Raito: naughty
Me: Scandelous!
Raito: I wear Misa's dresses when no one is around
Me: Is it for L?
Raito: I don't do girls
Me: :#3 thats hot
Raito:MWhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Me: I was talking about that you and L are totally a thing
Raito: I have no idea
Me: Did you make the first move?
Raito: That sounds like something L would say
Me: Have you been bad?
Raito: Have you been talking to L?
I LOVE THIS GAME!!!!!
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Light: I am so gay for L
Me: okay?
Light: Dont make me go kira all over your ***!
Me: SO YOU ARE KIRA!!
Light: I like to keep my secrets to myself
Me: BUT YOUR BLERTING THEM OUT LOUD!!!!!
Light: That sounds like something L would say...
okay this is the last one. sorry. Im trolling this XP
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Me: DO THE POTATOE CHIP LINE!
Light: Lay off the crack. Mmkay?
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Me: your not kira. Right?
Light: not my problem
Me: ORLY?
Light: i like to wear misa's dresses when no one is around
Me: what are you smoking?!
Light: I am so gay for L
Me: Okay now i know your on drugs
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Me: you is yaoi!
Light: have you been taling to L? XD
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Me: You like light dont you?
Light: naughty
Light: IDIOCY!
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Light: I'm 100% homosexual
Me: Yes
Light: I'm 99.86% straight
Me: what?
Light: will you be the queen of the new world?
Me: Okay
Light: Mwhahahahahahahah!!
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Light: You're boring me.
Me: No
Light: What is that horrible smell? *sniff*
Me: No
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