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Published: 2008-01-31 23:01:09 +0000 UTC; Views: 269; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 1
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GLATHBON, GOD OF VENDING MACHINES!This started, as one might expect (or not), as a vending machine failure, one that warranted an explanation.
The explanation arrived at was that the gods of the vending machines were wroth!
and so we have Glathbon, god of vending machines (and other automated public service machines, including but not limited to duke boxes, arcade machines and ATMs). He is also in part time training as a Destroyer of Worlds but has yet to earn his qualifications.
In the mid ninties, after a lengthy discussion with Jim 'Quezuco' the God of customer service, Glathbon decided to adopt a friendlier name in order to better interact with mortals, he chose the name 'Chris' and prefers close friends to call him thus.
Glathbon, when not attending to his divine duties, spends his time with his close friends, Thor and Jesus. They often play cards, go go-karting, paintballing or just hang around.
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"Chris", eh?
So my friend went to school with this kid named "Thor Thunder Driscoll."
This was an entirely necessary anecdote.
On another sidenote, since it looks like Katie's too busy to... pictures of RPG characters seem to be in order.
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you want me to draw them....but, but I suck.....lets just wait for Katie shall we?
Plus you have the audacity (haha, finally got to use that word legitimatly, I'm sick of commenting on people's audacity to ask for a pencil) to demand visual artwork from me after refusing my own efforts in the same vein......PAH!
(The chris thing is indirectly associated with me at best, not the avarice of naming a god after oneself)
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I'm sure, my dear Chris. I'm sure.
But Katie hasn't finished Ria yet. D: And I'd feel bad about bugging her about that, let alone MORE piccys... plus she's busy...
Plus I thought we'd established that I'm bad at drawing... ask me to write something and I'll do it. D:
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But you write all the damn time, and I must have read at least one novel worth of RPG posts from you.
Drawing skill doesnt have to factor in, it can be merely self expression, removed from the classic artistic rules, as long as you put effort and emotion in it will shine through.
Plus Ive got a couple of other artworks on the go, these for potential monetary gain so they take priority.
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I have no effort or emotion invested in art, unfortunately. 
Best of luck on your other stuff though. ^^
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