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Okay guys, I can hear you guys going, "OH NOT ANOTHER RANT ON GAZ, MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP!" Trust me, this will be the LAST Gaz-related thing I'll do for a while... well atleast if Jhonen doesn't write another peice of crap Gaz story. But anywho let me tell you why I hate Gaz nowadays. Now don't get me wrong, I liked her in the beginning, she was a good character. I felt as if I could root for her, I felt as if I could relate to her. That's what a good character should do. She wasn't my favorite, far from it. But I'm not going to say she was a terrible character. In the beginning, she was a grumpy, cynical girl who liked pizza and videogames. She felt like a human. Now....

let's get to her character nowadays!

Gaz has went from what I listed above, to a satanic being that MUST have the world justified to the way SHE wants it and anyone who DARES to change it must be burned in a painful fire. It feels like Gaz never learns anything, she does these HORRIBLE things, gets away with it. And that's it. She never learns anything, nothing ever happens to her. It's like she must be protected, and ONE little scratch on her is like, trying to blow up the universe. She doesn't feel human anymore. She feels like Satan's daughter, the princess of Hell. Like I said she wasn't like this before. She ONCE was a good and funny character. But now I feel like her purpose is to torture Dib until he dies. Let's get to where this all started.

Gaz, Taster... OF CRAP!! The monstrosity of an episode that morphed her into this beast, this beast that must be fed or else.... Before this episode, the most Gaz would do is... stalk an annoying kid for taking a game device. Granted that isn't the most best and moral thing a person could do, but it was much better than how she was in this episode and the future of her character. She went WAAAY to far to getting her "revenge" to the point where she was being more terrible than Dib when he was casting that spell. And I can here fans of this episode going in the comments, "OH YOU ARE SUCH AN ASSHOLE!! GAZ WAS JUST UPSET THAT DIB HAD CASTED THAT SPELL ON HER!!" Well, just imagined if you took a person's wallet, accidentally thinking it was yours. It turns out it wasn't yours, you give it back to the person and say sorry, grab your own wallet and left whatever you were at. Just imagined the person was really ANGRY at you. And they threatenend to kill you, they wanted you to literally DIE. Granted I know an apology can't just magically solve everything but, Dib WANTED to help her. But apparently the princess of Hell didn't want that. In fact when you think about it.

Gaz is kind of a spoiled BRAT.

Mean, think about it. She's her dad's favorite, is basically rich because her dad is like the most important human in the world, she HAS a good life. But OH POOR GAZ!! IF ONE LITTLE THING GOES WRONG!! THE WORLD MUST SUFFER!! And I can hear you Gaz fans going, "Oh but Random McAsshole, Gaz thinks the world is annoying, and it WRONGS her. So that must mean, SHE'S in the right." Mhm, okay. I get it now. Let's say you have a child, you take them to Disneyworld. You buy every little thing, and ride almost every ride. But because they didn't ride ONE ride. They blow it up. That child, is Gaz. Gaz is the child that blew up Disneyworld because they didn't get to ride that one ride. And who do I blame Gaz's horrible characterization nowadays?

Both Jhonen Vasquez, and the Gaz fandom.

Now I'm not going to go ahead that Jhonen Vasquez was bad at writing Gaz before. He DID work on Bloaty's Pizza Hog, which is one of my favorite episodes. But then again, Jhonen was the ONLY one who wrote for Gaz, Taster of Pork.... yeah, and guess what OTHER Gaz-centric story Jhonen has worked on. Issue 5. Now let's just imagine if he had worked on Game Slave 2. He probably would've not make Iggins annoying, he'd probably be an innocent boy. And I'm pretty sure Gaz would like, threaten to like slaughter his puppy and would've disconnected the wire cables on the elevator or something. It probably would've been a BAD episode. Eric Trueheart did it right because you wanted to see Iggins pay because of how obnoxious he is, and the worst Gaz did was, basically stalk him. She really didn't do anything to him, heck she even offered to BUY it. I just wonder how Bloaty's Pizza Hog wasn't screwed up. But then again, the guy writing it with him probably kept him in check to make sure he didn't make Gaz wait for Dib's organs to be turned inside out or something else horrible.

Now for the Gaz fandom. Oh boy, is this one of my least favorite fandoms for a character EVER conceived. I'm serious though, these people treat Gaz as some kind of God or something. EVERY episode/comic centric around her must be seen as GOOD or else that person has no sense of quality. Everything that wrongs her in someway must pay. You think I'd be joking with this stuff. Well I'm sorry to bring you up iloveheyarnold but you were the only solid evidence I could find. In her "Invader Zim Controversy Meme." She said Iggins is her least favorite character because, "he was mean to Gaz." Not the fact that he's the most annoying boy ever concieved, not the fact that he practically commited a crime by claiming to be Clarence Wad, not the fact that he has a huge ego. Nope, just "He was mean to Gaz." I-i- I have literally no words. They also see her as this badass beast. A "badass" fights for a cause, good or bad. STALKING A KID BECAUSE THEY TOOK SOMETHING YOU WANTED TO BUY ISN'T BADASS, IT'S PETTY. And to be honest, I think the IZ staff caught "LiesofGazBeingThis"Badass"AndMorallyTerrible Disease" over the years. Which caused them to happen to her in the comics.

IN CONCLUSION!: Gaz isn't a good character anymore, she's a little spoiled brat who was probably concieved from Hell that has EVERYONE loving her so nothing can touch her or else it is the most terrible thing ever.

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Okay guys, I can hear you guys going, "OH NOT ANOTHER RANT ON GAZ, MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP!" Trust me, this will be the LAST Gaz-related thing I'll do for a while... well atleast if Jhonen doesn't write another peice of crap Gaz story. But anywho let me tell you why I hate Gaz nowadays. Now don't get me wrong, I liked her in the beginning, she was a good character. I felt as if I could root for her, I felt as if I could relate to her. That's what a good character should do. She wasn't my favorite, far from it. But I'm not going to say she was a terrible character. In the beginning, she was a grumpy, cynical girl who liked pizza and videogames. She felt like a human. Now....

let's get to her character nowadays!

Gaz has went from what I listed above, to a satanic being that MUST have the world justified to the way SHE wants it and anyone who DARES to change it must be burned in a painful fire. It feels like Gaz never learns anything, she does these HORRIBLE things, gets away with it. And that's it. She never learns anything, nothing ever happens to her. It's like she must be protected, and ONE little scratch on her is like, trying to blow up the universe. She doesn't feel human anymore. She feels like Satan's daughter, the princess of Hell. Like I said she wasn't like this before. She ONCE was a good and funny character. But now I feel like her purpose is to torture Dib until he dies. Let's get to where this all started.

Gaz, Taster... OF CRAP!! The monstrosity of an episode that morphed her into this beast, this beast that must be fed or else.... Before this episode, the most Gaz would do is... stalk an annoying kid for taking a game device. Granted that isn't the most best and moral thing a person could do, but it was much better than how she was in this episode and the future of her character. She went WAAAY to far to getting her "revenge" to the point where she was being more terrible than Dib when he was casting that spell. And I can here fans of this episode going in the comments, "OH YOU ARE SUCH AN ASSHOLE!! GAZ WAS JUST UPSET THAT DIB HAD CASTED THAT SPELL ON HER!!" Well, just imagined if you took a person's wallet, accidentally thinking it was yours. It turns out it wasn't yours, you give it back to the person and say sorry, grab your own wallet and left whatever you were at. Just imagined the person was really ANGRY at you. And they threatenend to kill you, they wanted you to literally DIE. Granted I know an apology can't just magically solve everything but, Dib WANTED to help her. But apparently the princess of Hell didn't want that. In fact when you think about it.

Gaz is kind of a spoiled BRAT.

Mean, think about it. She's her dad's favorite, is basically rich because her dad is like the most important human in the world, she HAS a good life. But OH POOR GAZ!! IF ONE LITTLE THING GOES WRONG!! THE WORLD MUST SUFFER!! And I can hear you Gaz fans going, "Oh but Random McAsshole, Gaz thinks the world is annoying, and it WRONGS her. So that must mean, SHE'S in the right." Mhm, okay. I get it now. Let's say you have a child, you take them to Disneyworld. You buy every little thing, and ride almost every ride. But because they didn't ride ONE ride. They blow it up. That child, is Gaz. Gaz is the child that blew up Disneyworld because they didn't get to ride that one ride. And who do I blame Gaz's horrible characterization nowadays?

Both Jhonen Vasquez, and the Gaz fandom.

Now I'm not going to go ahead that Jhonen Vasquez was bad at writing Gaz before. He DID work on Bloaty's Pizza Hog, which is one of my favorite episodes. But then again, Jhonen was the ONLY one who wrote for Gaz, Taster of Pork.... yeah, and guess what OTHER Gaz-centric story Jhonen has worked on. Issue 5. Now let's just imagine if he had worked on Game Slave 2. He probably would've not make Iggins annoying, he'd probably be an innocent boy. And I'm pretty sure Gaz would like, threaten to like slaughter his puppy and would've disconnected the wire cables on the elevator or something. It probably would've been a BAD episode. Eric Trueheart did it right because you wanted to see Iggins pay because of how obnoxious he is, and the worst Gaz did was, basically stalk him. She really didn't do anything to him, heck she even offered to BUY it. I just wonder how Bloaty's Pizza Hog wasn't screwed up. But then again, the guy writing it with him probably kept him in check to make sure he didn't make Gaz wait for Dib's organs to be turned inside out or something else horrible.

Now for the Gaz fandom. Oh boy, is this one of my least favorite fandoms for a character EVER conceived. I'm serious though, these people treat Gaz as some kind of God or something. EVERY episode/comic centric around her must be seen as GOOD or else that person has no sense of quality. Everything that wrongs her in someway must pay. You think I'd be joking with this stuff. Well I'm sorry to bring you up iloveheyarnold but you were the only solid evidence I could find. In her "Invader Zim Controversy Meme." She said Iggins is her least favorite character because, "he was mean to Gaz." Not the fact that he's the most annoying boy ever concieved, not the fact that he practically commited a crime by claiming to be Clarence Wad, not the fact that he has a huge ego. Nope, just "He was mean to Gaz." I-i- I have literally no words. They also see her as this badass beast. A "badass" fights for a cause, good or bad. STALKING A KID BECAUSE THEY TOOK SOMETHING YOU WANTED TO BUY ISN'T BADASS, IT'S PETTY. And to be honest, I think the IZ staff caught "LiesofGazBeingThis"Badass"AndMorallyTerrible Disease" over the years. Which caused them to happen to her in the comics.

IN CONCLUSION!: Gaz isn't a good character anymore, she's a little spoiled brat who was probably concieved from Hell that has EVERYONE loving her so nothing can touch her or else it is the most terrible thing ever.