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You know, there are some things that just want me to grab a gun and pull the trigger to my head happily sometimes! One of those things... is Invader Zim pairings. UGH!!! Invader Zim shippings are TERRRIBLE!!!! And if you like ZAGR, ZADR, DATR, ZATR, well I'm going to bash every single on of those today in my rant!!!

well time to loose some fans, -gulp-

ZAGR-

Ah, my least favorite pairing. AND YET ITS THE MOST POPULAR!!! Mean, maybe I could deal with this if it weren't that popular, but. If I had a nickle for every time I see a ZAGR fanfic, or a ZAGR fanart, or ZAGR ZAGR ZAGR! I'd be richer than Bill Gates. And what I get it is that it's popular because, they have similar personalities....... oh okay. So when if a guy who is stupid must with another stupid person. Or a person who is really happy all the time must be with another person who is- yeah you get the picture. Just because a character and another character have similar personalities, DOESN'T MEAN THEY HAVE TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP!! Yet Zim and Gaz are shipped so hard I wouldn't be surpised if they were on the Titanic!! And this brings up my main problem with Invader Zim pairings, people expect as if EVERY character will just... magically fall in love with each other and have the most perfect relationship. Because, pffffft, who cares about interesting conflict and, *gasp* a GOOD story. When you can just have the characters run off into the sunset in a cliched way and HAPPILY ever after. Now time for the next monstrosity of a pairing... *laughs* I think I'm loosing my sanity.

ZADR-

I swear, if ZAGR didn't exsist, this would be the pairing that would want me to bang my head on a wall until I gain my halo and wings and fly into the heavenly skies! First off, there is like, literally no way ZADR would EVERR exsist. You HAVE to make Dib and Zim out of character in order to make it work. In ZAGR you can atleast there is a way to make it both in character for Gaz and Zim to be in a relationship... it's really really really really hard, but there is a way people. This.. I swear if someone found a way I'd give them a million bucks. And this pairing is where the perfect, not interesting whatsoever, badly written, romance is MOST problem. This is the pairing that would make the MOST sense to make conflict, but nope! Zim and Dib just cuddle each other and go, "I love you Zim," "I love you too Dib."

DATR-

To be honest this is my favorite pairing, but if you think it is good, then just remember, this is the IZ shippings we're talking about. First off, Dib knows Tak was evil and wants to take over the world. Secondly, they only had like one scene where they talked to each other. TAT = TOTES IN <3 GURRRRL!!! Seriously I swear if that one scene where Dib and Tak had a conversation didn't exist, this would be one of the lesser pairings rather than a popular one.

ZATR-

It's.... basically the same as ZADR, just replace ZADR with ZATR.

So yeah, I hate the IZ romance fandom, I wanted to ride a SATR (Skoodge and Tak Romance) one time and I found it just way to awkward. I know it takes a lot of compentence to write romance, but it seems as if these ZAGR, or ZADR or whatever the heck they write don't have compentence. Well see you guys later everyone, I'm just going to cry in my closet to hope the depression I got from writing this goes away.

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You know, there are some things that just want me to grab a gun and pull the trigger to my head happily sometimes! One of those things... is Invader Zim pairings. UGH!!! Invader Zim shippings are TERRRIBLE!!!! And if you like ZAGR, ZADR, DATR, ZATR, well I'm going to bash every single on of those today in my rant!!!

well time to loose some fans, -gulp-

ZAGR-

Ah, my least favorite pairing. AND YET ITS THE MOST POPULAR!!! Mean, maybe I could deal with this if it weren't that popular, but. If I had a nickle for every time I see a ZAGR fanfic, or a ZAGR fanart, or ZAGR ZAGR ZAGR! I'd be richer than Bill Gates. And what I get it is that it's popular because, they have similar personalities....... oh okay. So when if a guy who is stupid must with another stupid person. Or a person who is really happy all the time must be with another person who is- yeah you get the picture. Just because a character and another character have similar personalities, DOESN'T MEAN THEY HAVE TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP!! Yet Zim and Gaz are shipped so hard I wouldn't be surpised if they were on the Titanic!! And this brings up my main problem with Invader Zim pairings, people expect as if EVERY character will just... magically fall in love with each other and have the most perfect relationship. Because, pffffft, who cares about interesting conflict and, *gasp* a GOOD story. When you can just have the characters run off into the sunset in a cliched way and HAPPILY ever after. Now time for the next monstrosity of a pairing... *laughs* I think I'm loosing my sanity.

ZADR-

I swear, if ZAGR didn't exsist, this would be the pairing that would want me to bang my head on a wall until I gain my halo and wings and fly into the heavenly skies! First off, there is like, literally no way ZADR would EVERR exsist. You HAVE to make Dib and Zim out of character in order to make it work. In ZAGR you can atleast there is a way to make it both in character for Gaz and Zim to be in a relationship... it's really really really really hard, but there is a way people. This.. I swear if someone found a way I'd give them a million bucks. And this pairing is where the perfect, not interesting whatsoever, badly written, romance is MOST problem. This is the pairing that would make the MOST sense to make conflict, but nope! Zim and Dib just cuddle each other and go, "I love you Zim," "I love you too Dib."

DATR-

To be honest this is my favorite pairing, but if you think it is good, then just remember, this is the IZ shippings we're talking about. First off, Dib knows Tak was evil and wants to take over the world. Secondly, they only had like one scene where they talked to each other. TAT = TOTES IN <3 GURRRRL!!! Seriously I swear if that one scene where Dib and Tak had a conversation didn't exist, this would be one of the lesser pairings rather than a popular one.

ZATR-

It's.... basically the same as ZADR, just replace ZADR with ZATR.

So yeah, I hate the IZ romance fandom, I wanted to ride a SATR (Skoodge and Tak Romance) one time and I found it just way to awkward. I know it takes a lot of compentence to write romance, but it seems as if these ZAGR, or ZADR or whatever the heck they write don't have compentence. Well see you guys later everyone, I'm just going to cry in my closet to hope the depression I got from writing this goes away.