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My god, WHAT DRUGS WERE THESE WRITERS ON!? Seriously though, you have this GREAT plot: Two adult ducks get a loaf of bread that makes you love anything at first sight, one of the ducks is in love with another duck, and let me tell you she's not around his age. (AND THESE ARE THE PROTAGONISTS)! So they go to her camp to drug her with the bread....

Nostalgia Critic: You know, for kids!

My god, Breadwinners, what can you make with this!? The cartoon is always so mindlessly hyperactive, that I'm pretty sure the writers drank 3 Vodkas before writing the script for each episode. This cartoon's animation... my god, FLASH JUST DIE IN A FIRE! IT'S TIME TO STOP! Dude, I think even a 2nd-3rd year animation student can probably make this. Heck, this looks like more like a pilot to a cartoon more than a cartoon itself, the outlines for everything in the cartoon seem so sloppy, I can make better drawings than this, AND I'M A FREAKING CHILD! YOU'VE FAILED WHEN A CHILD CAN MAKE BETTER DRAWINGS THAN YOU!

Anyway, this episode starts with SwaySway or Buhdeuce or whatever they're basically the same character, you know what. I'm just going to address these guys by their height. So Tall Duck is at a wedding as the groom, and he's going to marry Jenny Quackles, wait! *Watches the YouTube Pilot* m.youtube.com/watch?v=ag_d0jxu…. THATS A NAME THEY USED IN THE PILOT! You think we're to stupid don't you, actually this cartoon probably insults your intelligence more than TTG, keep in mind, that's TTG we're talking about. So anyway this disturbing fantasy ends when Short Duck brings Tall Duck back to Earth, they say Tall been kissing a
picture of Jenny Quackles often. Then we cut to a song SO lazy that it makes 12 Oz. Mouse look like it had the budget of Invader Zim. Well, maybe not THAT lazy. But it's lyrics are pretty lazy and has a beat of only 5 notes.

Oh, before we go on, the music in this show... isn't that bad actually. It sounds as if my NES game soundtrack had a party. But the problem with it is that, this is a show about Ducks who fly around delivering bread. Not a show about videogames or something. Anywho the two ducks then continue mining (Wow, maybe this is supposed to be Breadcraft) and then they find the Love Loaf, then some random guy called the Bread Maker comes and tells them that the Love Loaf at some point in history had everyone drugging themselves in a flashback, even a giant monster did it. HAHAHAHAH IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THEY'RE DRUGGING THEMSELVES! Actually no, that's actually pretty disturbing.....

So after they listen to the Bread Maker, Tall Duck wants to use the Drug Loaf *Clears Throat* I mean Love Loaf, on Jenny Quackles.... PEOPLE! IT'S DISTURBING NOT FUNNY! Anyway they go to Jenny Quackles house, they meet Jenny Quackles mom, and she says she's at summer camp, and she's not a counselor. IT'S DISTURBING, NOT FREAKING FUNNY! They then trip or something, and Short Duck eats half of it, and see's himself, and he goes beyond vain with himself. DISTURBING. NOT. FREAKING. FUNNY!

Oh and the main problem is that it get's morality wrong, so wrong. While ATLEAST Gaz, Taster of Pork was kind of aware that Gaz was a jerk in the episode, this episode just wants us to plain root for the ducks, that are trying, to drug a child, to love them. m.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPu…. This is the problem with "Staring into the Future," from TTG and the problem with "One Coarse Meal," from SpongeBob. What's wrong with those two episodes? The "good" guys are so evil that it makes Brian Griffin looks like an angel in comparison.

So anyway our villains- uh I mean, "heros." Get to Jenny Quackles camp, but unfortunately they find out it's girl's only. GREAT, END THE EPISODE! Wait? We still have time? JUST PLEASE NO I CAN'T SUFFER ANYMORE TORTURE! Ugh, fine. So anywho they "level up" to look like girls. They sneak in the camp and they find Jenny Quackles, then for the next minute I guess they continue to try to get Jenny Quackles to fall in love with Tall Duck (That's an adult). To the point where Tall Duck is shoving the loaf into the side of her beak. *Dials 911* Police, there is a sexual assault in progress, the guy has a drug in order for her to fall in love with him, he has a face of mindless lust! But the camp counselors kick them out. Please, PLEASE CAN THIS BE THE END OF THE EPISODE I'M BEGGING YOU SO MUCH! No? Why, why, WHY!!!

So, *gulp.* Our two antagonists, uh I mean protagonists, go back to the camp at night. So they sneak into what they think is Jenny Quackles' cabin, but nope! So anyway they sneak onto what they think is Jenny Quackles' bed. Then Tall Duck sings the song from earlier, FLASHBACKS! FLASHBACKS! So then he screams "WAKE UP!!" To end his song, then, SURPRISE! It was the camp counselors!

"WHAT A TWIST!"

They take their Drug- I mean Love Loaf away from them, and then they eat it. So they start hurting Tall and Short Duck with their mindless lust. This doesn't work as a come up-ins because being beat up is they least they deserve, take the Invader Zim episode, "Bad, Bad Rubber Piggy." Zim get's his come up-ins from dieing, he tried to kill Dib, so in cartoon morality logic, he deserved that. Then Tall and Short Duck escape off with their rocket van...

So what's my opinion of Breadwinner's in general, well it can be summed like this, Mr. Enter, can you say what you said about My Life Me's animation?

Mr. Enter: "BURN IT! BURN IT WITH FIRE!"

Atrocity Points-

Cringe Inducing Audio- 2
Cringe Inducing Visuals- 1
Lackluster Writing- 8
Annoyance- 9
Disturbing Content (Out of Place)- 4
Unnecessary Cruelty- 0
Rancid Morality- 7
Low Production Values- 5
Character Derailment- 0

Description
Disclaimer: If you have a different opinion than mine, that's fine.

My god, WHAT DRUGS WERE THESE WRITERS ON!? Seriously though, you have this GREAT plot: Two adult ducks get a loaf of bread that makes you love anything at first sight, one of the ducks is in love with another duck, and let me tell you she's not around his age. (AND THESE ARE THE PROTAGONISTS)! So they go to her camp to drug her with the bread....

Nostalgia Critic: You know, for kids!

My god, Breadwinners, what can you make with this!? The cartoon is always so mindlessly hyperactive, that I'm pretty sure the writers drank 3 Vodkas before writing the script for each episode. This cartoon's animation... my god, FLASH JUST DIE IN A FIRE! IT'S TIME TO STOP! Dude, I think even a 2nd-3rd year animation student can probably make this. Heck, this looks like more like a pilot to a cartoon more than a cartoon itself, the outlines for everything in the cartoon seem so sloppy, I can make better drawings than this, AND I'M A FREAKING CHILD! YOU'VE FAILED WHEN A CHILD CAN MAKE BETTER DRAWINGS THAN YOU!

Anyway, this episode starts with SwaySway or Buhdeuce or whatever they're basically the same character, you know what. I'm just going to address these guys by their height. So Tall Duck is at a wedding as the groom, and he's going to marry Jenny Quackles, wait! *Watches the YouTube Pilot* m.youtube.com/watch?v=ag_d0jxu…. THATS A NAME THEY USED IN THE PILOT! You think we're to stupid don't you, actually this cartoon probably insults your intelligence more than TTG, keep in mind, that's TTG we're talking about. So anyway this disturbing fantasy ends when Short Duck brings Tall Duck back to Earth, they say Tall been kissing a
picture of Jenny Quackles often. Then we cut to a song SO lazy that it makes 12 Oz. Mouse look like it had the budget of Invader Zim. Well, maybe not THAT lazy. But it's lyrics are pretty lazy and has a beat of only 5 notes.

Oh, before we go on, the music in this show... isn't that bad actually. It sounds as if my NES game soundtrack had a party. But the problem with it is that, this is a show about Ducks who fly around delivering bread. Not a show about videogames or something. Anywho the two ducks then continue mining (Wow, maybe this is supposed to be Breadcraft) and then they find the Love Loaf, then some random guy called the Bread Maker comes and tells them that the Love Loaf at some point in history had everyone drugging themselves in a flashback, even a giant monster did it. HAHAHAHAH IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THEY'RE DRUGGING THEMSELVES! Actually no, that's actually pretty disturbing.....

So after they listen to the Bread Maker, Tall Duck wants to use the Drug Loaf *Clears Throat* I mean Love Loaf, on Jenny Quackles.... PEOPLE! IT'S DISTURBING NOT FUNNY! Anyway they go to Jenny Quackles house, they meet Jenny Quackles mom, and she says she's at summer camp, and she's not a counselor. IT'S DISTURBING, NOT FREAKING FUNNY! They then trip or something, and Short Duck eats half of it, and see's himself, and he goes beyond vain with himself. DISTURBING. NOT. FREAKING. FUNNY!

Oh and the main problem is that it get's morality wrong, so wrong. While ATLEAST Gaz, Taster of Pork was kind of aware that Gaz was a jerk in the episode, this episode just wants us to plain root for the ducks, that are trying, to drug a child, to love them. m.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPu…. This is the problem with "Staring into the Future," from TTG and the problem with "One Coarse Meal," from SpongeBob. What's wrong with those two episodes? The "good" guys are so evil that it makes Brian Griffin looks like an angel in comparison.

So anyway our villains- uh I mean, "heros." Get to Jenny Quackles camp, but unfortunately they find out it's girl's only. GREAT, END THE EPISODE! Wait? We still have time? JUST PLEASE NO I CAN'T SUFFER ANYMORE TORTURE! Ugh, fine. So anywho they "level up" to look like girls. They sneak in the camp and they find Jenny Quackles, then for the next minute I guess they continue to try to get Jenny Quackles to fall in love with Tall Duck (That's an adult). To the point where Tall Duck is shoving the loaf into the side of her beak. *Dials 911* Police, there is a sexual assault in progress, the guy has a drug in order for her to fall in love with him, he has a face of mindless lust! But the camp counselors kick them out. Please, PLEASE CAN THIS BE THE END OF THE EPISODE I'M BEGGING YOU SO MUCH! No? Why, why, WHY!!!

So, *gulp.* Our two antagonists, uh I mean protagonists, go back to the camp at night. So they sneak into what they think is Jenny Quackles' cabin, but nope! So anyway they sneak onto what they think is Jenny Quackles' bed. Then Tall Duck sings the song from earlier, FLASHBACKS! FLASHBACKS! So then he screams "WAKE UP!!" To end his song, then, SURPRISE! It was the camp counselors!

"WHAT A TWIST!"

They take their Drug- I mean Love Loaf away from them, and then they eat it. So they start hurting Tall and Short Duck with their mindless lust. This doesn't work as a come up-ins because being beat up is they least they deserve, take the Invader Zim episode, "Bad, Bad Rubber Piggy." Zim get's his come up-ins from dieing, he tried to kill Dib, so in cartoon morality logic, he deserved that. Then Tall and Short Duck escape off with their rocket van...

So what's my opinion of Breadwinner's in general, well it can be summed like this, Mr. Enter, can you say what you said about My Life Me's animation?

Mr. Enter: "BURN IT! BURN IT WITH FIRE!"

Atrocity Points-

Cringe Inducing Audio- 2
Cringe Inducing Visuals- 1
Lackluster Writing- 8
Annoyance- 9
Disturbing Content (Out of Place)- 4
Unnecessary Cruelty- 0
Rancid Morality- 7
Low Production Values- 5
Character Derailment- 0