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Published: 2016-08-28 19:35:34 +0000 UTC; Views: 2039; Favourites: 3; Downloads: 0
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Description You know, that title just... tells ya what you're in for. A LOT OF PAIN! LOTS AND LOTS OF PAIN!!!! Okay so let's just get this over with. I REALLY want to get to The Most Disgusting and Revolting Thing on the Planet, also known Straight Illin. So this episode starts with Ms. Kean dressing up like a wizard to teach the class, and Buttercup making fun of her. Granted I'd probably do the same thing, but I don't want the cartoon characters that I'm supposed to LIIIKE, to be doing this. Buttercup is actually my favorite Powerpuff Girl, but in the reboot, she's just a huge JERK. Her making fun of her teacher isn't very "likable." She's not Gaz torturing Dib because he shut off her game console unlikable, she's more, Angelica being a brat unlikable.

Anywho a rainbow appears and makes everyone high on drugs! I'm not even joking! So now that everyone is high, the Powerpuff Girls have to figure out how to fix thi- wait hold up. How come they aren't high like everyone else? Like seriously someone tell me. Is it because of Chemical X, is it because one has a weird ingrown toenail? I dunno! Some explanation please!? And you see this episode's problem, it's INCREDIBLY lackluster story. It's not incomprehensible by any means, but it's not good. Anywho they go see the proffesser and OH GOD! That image of Utonium in tighties is REALLY going to haunt me. In all seriousness though, they find out that a rainbow has been the thing making everyone so high. They go up, and...

the Powerpuff Girls.... twerk. I'm not even joking. Uh, just let me yell out a cry to God asking why He put me on this planet.

imgsrc=orig02.deviantart.net/8739/f/2…  textwidth=200height=100 WHYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So anywho, why is this a big deal. You see, twerking is a dance DESIGNED for sexual arousing. These are KINDERGARTENERS twerking. Not any kindergarteners, no THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!! [link]  Anyway after..... that happens. Buttercup then realizes that she should've not tried to have fun when Ms. Kean was doing that lesson? What!? Uh, that is the most forced moral I've ever seen. Even more forced than the moral of Issue 5 from the Invader Zim comics. Anywho then Buttercup lightly taps, uh I mean, punches Allegro (which is the villian of this episode) several times and he dies. AND EPISODE ENDS WITH A JOKE... what is the joke? "Butt Questions!"

Wait what!?

"BUTT QUESTIONS!"

B-b-butt questions? That is your ending punchli-

"BUTT QUESTIONS!!"

THAT'S IT I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE!! I'M JUST GOING TO DRINK BLEACH!!!! CYA ALL!!!

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