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Published: 2011-01-08 04:10:52 +0000 UTC; Views: 19039; Favourites: 629; Downloads: 129
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Japan Doll©Konnichiwa.
This doll isn't your average Asian nation doll. He means srs bsns with his katana, kitties and R-18 Doujins. YOU PISS HIM OFF, HE CUTS YOU WITH HIS YAOI DOUJIN SO BEWARE. But he's a respectful doll who is kind and patient to you. Usually Japan Doll© is quiet and obedient. Feed him constant Japanese food such as Pocky and mochi. If frustrated, Japan Doll© must be given his daily APH doujin. IT MUST BE YAOI, HARDCORE otherwise he'll threaten you with his katana-made out of beautiful uke tears and rainbows. Phrases of Japan Doll© include 'Konnichiwa', 'I am Japan', 'I did NOT sleep with Greece-san' (which your Japan Doll© will constantly say, just ignore or fangirl-giggle at him) and 'Italy-san, please pull your pants up'. (This usually happens 24/7) If Japan Doll© needs something amusing, put him with America Doll©. America Doll© will entertain him for hours. Your Japan Doll© will act very chaste but be noted that is he just sexually repressed on the inside. Be sure to bring out your Greece Doll© whenever you want. Japan Doll© secretly cannot resist, but don't tell him that. Srsly k.
Japan Doll© comes with the Axis Dolls, Greece Doll and his over 9000 cats, America Doll©, Ameri-mochi, Pocky, Katana and kittens.
WARNING: IT IS BEST TO KEEP YOUR JAPAN DOLL© from KOREA DOLL©. Korea Doll© usually gropes/claims your doll so it's best if to avoid. But it doesn't matter really, fangirls will still put them together which is a thing of beauty.
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Comments: 141
KAWAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"katana-made out of beautiful uke tears and rainbows" Wtf.
I love the dolls series.
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i want one soooooooooooooooooooo badddddddd
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Me: Japan!
Japan: hmm
Me: DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT TAKE THE YAOI THAT WAS IN MY ROOM?
Japan: ummmmmm
Me: GIVE. IT. BACK.
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When Korea tried to steal my milkshake I smacked him on the face^J^
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No. He is shown reading yaoi, so he probably doesn't care for yuri (who does; I do not).
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too bad, yuri is awesome
and i care for yuri, so someone does c:
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Considering I am a Japan cosplayer, I would buy myself.
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I'll order this.
Where do I order Korea Doll? o3o
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....Of *course* japan didn't sleep with Greece :3
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Wait, you do too?!
NO IT ISN'T YAOI IS WONDERFUL~!
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*sigh* I'm a Japan cosplayer. My Italy tried setting me up with a Greece. Now I run and hide whenever I see or hear "Greece".
And I'm always teased about being uke. Japan can be seme if he wants, especially if dark Japan kicks in!
Okay, rant over. Sorry for wasting your time.
And yes, I did have a laugh over this.
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o.o What in the world are we supposed to do with over 9000 cats, though?
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I'm getting this and the Italy doll. Italy comes with a FUCK box. And Japan comes with an America doll.
If you see where I'm going.
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*fangirl aura* hehehe eheh japan-chan~~ come and play...
japan: you are very scary at time
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Don't deny it Japan... Hungary has pictures ALL over the interwebz and you know it.
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*BE AWARE: don't put with Hungary doll or else......... Yaoi explosion *
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so i can treat him with respect and get his doujin
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