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Rdorlan1272 — Power Shortage Chapter 1
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Description Power Girl reared back her fist and smashed it into the dark clad villain's face.  He groaned, plummeting down through the roof of one of New York City's many high rises.  With a mighty effort the villain emerged from the rubble and floated back to the high rise's roof, where he landed and smiled up at Power Girl.  Not that she could see the smile, since he was wearing a black hangman's hood over his face that matched this regrettably skintight black spandex and oversized cape.  It should be said that while some body-types can pull off the spandex look—see: Power Girl—some very much cannot—see: anyone whose physique is best described as 'lumpy,' 'amorphous,' or 'corpulent,' which all unfortunately applied to the hangman masked man.   

"You think you can D-feat me?  You can't.  Because… I!  Am!  D-Praved!"  D-Praved dug around under his cape and produced a small lead box.  "And now it is time to reveal… My!  Secret!  Weapon!"  

Still hovering above the obvious nutcase, Kara Zor-L, aka, Karen Starr, often known as Power Girl, and once referred to by a now-former friend as 'Muffins', folded her arms across her chest…then resituated them under her chest because…well, you try folding your arms across that chest.  "I've been slapping you around the city for the last twenty minutes…"  She nodded to the background, full of smoking warehouses and skyscrapers with holes in them.  "…playing Ping-Pong with your head, and you just now decide to break out your super-dee-duper secret weapon?"  

D-Praved struck a pose, feet wide and one arm pointing to the sky.  His spandex groaned from the strain.  "Yes!"

"Why now?  Why not, oh, I don't know, twenty minutes ago, before I made rump roast out of your face?"

This stumped D-Praved.  He scratched his chin.  Then his head.  Then, for no adequately explained reason, his butt.  "I…well…now just feels right, you know?  Like the start of something.  Like the beginning.  Yes, yes that's it.  That's gold!"  He struck another pose and pointed a finger at Power Girl.  "It is the beginning.   The Beginning!  Of your end!"  

Power girl took a minute for a face-palm.  "I really need to get some better villains."  Then she dropped to the roof.  "Okay, D-prived, let's finish this."

"It's D-Praved!" he shouted, opening the box.

Drawing back her fist, Power Girl took aim for his face.  "D-On't care."

There was a flash of light, and Power Girl froze.  Her body began shaking, a cold chill pouring over her like someone had dumped a big bucket of ice water on her head.  The world went a little wibbly.  Then it went a little wobbly.  And then everything started growing.  The roof, the clouds, the hack villain with the stupid name.  Even her panties seemed to grow and thicken, though her singlet remained the same...mostly.  

When Kara unfroze she punched D-Praved.  Right in the knee.  Leading her to make an important discovery.  It wasn't the world that grew.  No that'd be silly and run completely contrary to all expectations of the story, especially to anyone who bothered to read the mandatory blurb posted below this chapter.  It was her that un-grew.  To just over two feet tall.  

"What did you do to me?"

"Kryptonite."

"But Kryptonite from this planet doesn't affect me."

D-Praved struck another pose.  The spandex practically begged for mercy.  "Ah, but this is from Earth 34!"

"And?"

"It!  Affects!  Everyone!"  He paused and thought.  "Well.  Not everyone, everyone.  Just Kryptonians, everyone.  I mean, if it affected everyone, everyone, it'd affect me.  Which it doesn't.  Obviously."

"Okay.  I'm not asking any how's or why's…I don't think I want to know.  But what Kryptonite shrinks Kryptonians and…"  She stopped to pat her fluffed out crotch.  "Is that a diaper?  Kryptonite that shrinks and diapers?  That's just…well, it's kinda dumb.  And not at all practical."

"Ah-ha-ha!  It is Speckled Burnt Chartreuse Kryptonite.  Truly rare!  It allows you to retain your feminine…charms.  But you are now one-third your regular size.  With only a third of your regular strength.  The rest of your powers are sealed."  He paused to think, feeling he'd forgotten something.  "Oh, and you are diapered."  

"Well, that was highly expository…and oddly specific," said Power Girl as she took a fighting stance.  "Now, if you're finished speeching, I'm going to go ahead and pound you into oatmeal for this.  Hope you don't mind."

"Oh, wait!  There's!  More!"

"And if you don't stop with the exclamations, I'm going to pound that oatmeal into gruel."

"You talk big for such a little—Ow!"  D-Praved hopped around holding the shin that Power Girl had just kicked.  "You little!  That!  Really!  Hurt!"  

"Yeah get used to it."  She drew back for another punch.  

"Actually, there's a little something you should get used to."

She held her punch long enough to ask, "What?"

And then she answered herself.  Well her bladder answered her.  By emptying into her diaper, the thick padding expanding between her legs, poofing out and pushing her stance wider, which caused her to wobble.  

"Oh, that's just disgus—" she started.  But she cut herself off, falling to her padded bottom.  The contents of her diaper splashed around loudly, and for a second, she stared dumbly at her crotch.  Then her chin quivered, and she began bawling like a baby.  "Whaaaaa!  Whaaaa! Whaaaaa-ha-ha-ha-haaaa!"  

"Told you to wait for it.  It seems the Kryptonite also gives you infantile reactions to certain situations.  Have fun with that."  He stepped forward, fishing under his cape again, and placed a fresh diaper beside her.  "First one's on me."  

And then he flew away, giggling…which he quickly changed into a deep, manly laugh, because he was in no way a cheap, throw-away comedic villain created for the sole purpose of moving a highly unlikely plot forward.
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