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Published: 2012-05-27 19:04:32 +0000 UTC; Views: 6990; Favourites: 29; Downloads: 17
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Title: Shut Me UpAnime: Sonic X
(This crackfic is written by me and Tagdeo33, my boyfriend. We were VERY bored, and trying to mind-fuck you, so comment and tell us how fucked-up this was!)
Sonic: *sitting on couch, listening to the song*
Shadow: *walks in and sees Sonic head banging like a boss*
Sonic: *notices Shadow walked in* Why are you staring at me like that?
Shadow: *realizing he has been staring at Sonic with a rape face and looks away and acts like nothing happened* So…. How's the weather?
Sonic: Seriously, why were you staring at me like that?
Shadow: *to himself* Sonic can never know about my love for him. My love for him is like a rose, that can only be cultivated in the right environment. Also, love and passion are somehow like soil and water and sunlight. *Suddenly realizes he said this out loud* Damnit!
Sonic: What. The. Hell?
Shadow: *tries to run away but crashes into the wall*
Sonic: Super fail.
Cream: *enters the room and stares at Shadow's ass* Me gusta. *attacks him* Cheese! Attack!
Shadow: *gets raped* ARRGH! NOT SURE IF GUSTA!
Sonic: The sun! Why is it blinding me in this dark room!?
Knuckles: *appears out of the sun after bombing the Russians* I love you! Marry my anus!
Jet: He's mine you cunty twat-monger! Now I'm British!
Sonic: Where the fuck did you come from, and why are you virgin-covered chocolate?!
Jet: *realizes he is a chocolate candy bar with the voice of Jet. Lacks a penis* fuuuuuuck!
Knuckles: Chocolate ass rape. *walks over to Jet with a rape face*
Jet: *screams like a girl and runs away*
Sonic: I have the urge to rape Shadow because of my love for that kinky chocolate bar that just left my life! Why does Cream have a dick!?
Marine: I love your face! It smells like vagina!
Manic: Did I forget to mention my pedophilia for people my own age?
Sonia: I married our mother! *cries and drops to her knees, ripping her shirt open as it begins to rain in the well-lit room that has no sky* Insert sparkly tears here!
Vanilla: Cream, you're grounded for not sharing that pitiful hedgehog's ass!
Shadow: Bada-ba-ba-ba~ I'm lovin' it~
Sonic: Jet! Come back and grow a dick! I need large COCK!
Jet: Mai waifu!!
Shadow: That Shadow was an illusion! CHAOS BLAST!
And all was gravy. The end…?
Sonic: Yeah, dudes… it's seriously the end 'cause we're all dead. Why the fuck didn't I get laid today!?
THE END. FOR REALZ MUTHER FUCKA….Or is it?
Jet: *screws Sonic*
Sonic: AHH~ MOTTHER OF GOD, YES! NMVFAJGVSDK>J
Aleena: Why are you speaking text language, and what does that even mean!?
Shadow: It's rapey-killy-murder time! *humps and impregnates the air*
Rouge: Why wasn't I in this fanfic?
Scourge: You were too busy raping me in the ass while I secretly loved it
Fiona: You're gay for a woman!? How dare you! *rapes his face*
Shadow: While we are all raping and killing each other, does anyone know anything about the Spanish Inquisition?
Amy: I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.
The Spanish Inquisition: *Appearing out of nowhere* Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! *Explode*
Shadow: Did anyone else just see that?!?
Amy: No and no one will admit to it. We are all going to assume you are crazy and lock you up with all of the rapists in the world. Especially the ones that have a fetish for hedgehogs.
Charmy: Oh flower~ Pretty flower~ Show your face and I'll sting you~
Vector: Find the computer room!
Espio: I'm not cool, calm, and collected. I'm a rapist with a fetish for hedgehogs. *rapes Shadow with Cream and Vanilla*
Shadow: I don't like chameleons! So I threw you on the ground! *does so*
Sonia: Oh mom! Harder!
Sonic: *has been standing here for 10 minutes* What in the hell is wrong with everyone? I've been standing here and nothing bad or hilarious has happened to me! The writers can't forget about the characters they are using. Also, they shouldn't use a whole bunch of characters! It's going to piss people off! Not only that, but- *explodes, bastard*
Amy: Poetic justice!
*Insert more characters here as well as a large, overpowering trollface*
Geoffrey: I'm here for no reason and nobody loves me! *commits suicide*
Everyone else: Yay!
Sonic: Comes back from the dead! Oh wait, that should have been in asterisks… ._.
Sally: No! I loveded you piggy! I loveded you! *masturbates to Invader Zim*
Amy: I can't wait for you to shut me up~
Sonic: *knocks her out* Like that?
Scourge: *gets naked and takes off sunglasses dramatically* Mother of God….
Cream: I was grounded for five minutes! Shadow, beg for it you little cunt!
Shadow: OH YES BLOOMERS!
Jet: I have no clothes on and I'm not a candy bar anymore! Sonic the Hedgehog, take away my man hymen!
Sonic: …how the fuck do we kiss? O//_//o
Jet: ………………………………………………………………….DAMMIT! *dies*
Sally: I have a penis now.
Blaze: Silver has told me that the way to solve your problem is to use me and Sonia to fuck you. Princess threesome!
Blaze, Sonia, and Sally: AHHHH~ OOHHH~ ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
All the boys: YUS! >
Cream: *brutally murder-rapes Shadow*
Amy: That'll do, Donkey. That'll do.
Scourge: Where's the yaoi? I'm here for the ladies, but I can dig it.
Sonic: Punish me with chains!
Knuckles: *pushes Scourge off of a random cliff and makes out with Sonic for hours until he suffocates and dies again* *rapes the dead body*
Tails: I really hate these random cliffs that appear out of nowhere! The city really needs to fix it without taxing me! Also, now I am female for some reason!
Shadow: Burn it with fire! FALCON PUNCH! *punches Tails, who becomes male from the impact and furiously masturbates over his awkwardly positioned body*
Tails: GO MILK A COW, SHADOW!
Omochao: I am sorry to inform you, Sonic, that you are a leprechaun. I think I realized it when you threw me at a wall, gave me cocaine, and put whipped cream on my father. Thanks for the cocaine! All children should use it!
Sonic: *views the scene of randomness around him* There is too much chaos happening here at once! I have to fix this with SUPER SONIC! *turns into super sonic*
Tails: Woah! He just went Super Sayain! Knuckles! What does the scouter say about his power levels?
Knuckles: *takes off scouter and crushes it* It's over 9,000!
Tails: What! 9,000?
Team Chaotix: Double rainbow across the skyyy~~~~~!
Espio: What does it mean?
Amy: I'm blinded by the colors!
The Princesses mid-threesome: I don't speak Spanish!
Blaze: Where did it come from, and why is it raining blood and shit in here?
Sally: *eats it* it's twizzlers on crack.
Cream: Cum on yous guys!
Vector: That ain't how you spell "come", itty bitty kitty!
Cream: IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZAH!!! BLARRRRGH! Also, Imma itty bitty wabbit….
Tails: Shh… *takes out gun* I'm huntin' for wabbits.
Sonic: *still super sonic: We are crossing genres so bad, it's not even funny! We started off so coherently, but now I am a vending machine!
Shadow: mmmmmmmmm… coherence. IT TASTES LIKE EGGMAN!!!
Eggman: WHO SAID MAH' NAME? ALSO, I PREFER TO BE CALLED ROBOTINIK!
Espio: Dude, why is your caps lock on? Also, I am silent like the wind, but deadly, like the wind with frickin' swords.
Eggman: MAH' CAPS LOCK AIN'T ON! I'm JUST HOLDING DOWN THE SHIFT KEY!
Knuckles: We need to fix this all of this randomness!
Wave: Walks in with a hat labeled 'machine'* I have a machine that will fix everything!
Storm: That isn't a machine. It's a friggen' hat!
Shadow: *reading to the children* and then Pinkie Pie said, "why do they call it a hacksaw?"
Sonic: *still super sonic for some stupid reason* Shadow! Quit talking to yourself and get over here! Wave has a machine that will fix this!
Storm: It still isn't a machine! It's a stupid hat!
Shadow: *talking to Tails* I have some lotion you can masturbate with.
Tails: I thrust inside of mushrooms! I feel funny… *passes out and has a short dream*
Cosmo: *in the dream with Tails* Tails…
Tails: Cosmo! You're ali—oh, this isn't real…
Cosmo: I'm in love with Maria Robotnik and Tikal the Echidna. I'm telling you to look for another pussy.
Tails: But Cream and Marine are gay for Shadow! However that works…
Cosmo: Use the force, Luke… *disappears as Tails wakes up screaming*
Tails: *screaming* WHO STOLE MY ANUS!?
Eggman: *performs One Man One Jar and dies*
Shadow: *walks over to Sonic, Wave, and Storm* I like your machine.
Wave: It is a time machine! All we have to do is activate it by killing Storm and we will go back to before this all happened!
Storm: IT ISN'T A MACHINE!!!
Wave: The hell it isn't! *kills Storm*
*Everything freezes and starts to rewind* *We see Sonic listening to a song, head banging like a boss*
Wave: *walks over to Sonic and destroys the ipod, much to Sonic's dismay* That should do it!
The end, for real this time!
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Comments: 101
i juset died XDDD
Ice: that's not how you rape somebody Me: How would you know? Ice: ...I left the microwave on with a potato battery in it bye *runs off* Me: .-.
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>:I
Where da fuq did he gooo?
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OH NO MY MOM KISSED MY NOSE
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over a YEAR later, i still find this fic pretty funny-
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............................................................
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What (laugh) the (laugh) hell (laugh) is-is-is-is T-T-THIS?!?!?! (LAUGHS) XD
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*slowly claps* I now feel like this should be a comic that is crudely drawn just to make this even more perfect
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Jeez... This was so RANDOM.
I love it so much. <3
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god, this is so stupid! that's why i luv it! XD
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most fucked up thing ive ever read no offense
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Is it just me or am I high as fuck right now???????lol
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My brain hurts.....Im just gonna go kill myself now.
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What..... The.... Fuq.....
I'm afraid this... Is just too.. Random, to say the least, although in comes nowhere near describing this, and a lot of sexual hints... It's unbelievable that I read this.
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I...am...I will never look at Sonic the same after reading this xDD
My mind is officially fucked up xc
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good show good show!!!!!!!! 
lolz just kiding i like your story
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That...was....fricking...awesome.....mind if I use this to mind-fuck my friend?
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Thank you. Her head exploded.
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