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All Models Depicted Are 18+ And you don't even need a lock and chain to keep your bike safe.

"Good morning, Milla"

"Goood moooorning!"

"Not so chipper, please. Still only on my second coffee."

"You are so grumpy!"

"And you are so loud. I must say, however, that is the best bike rack impersonation I have ever seen."

"Bike rack? I do not understand."

"Just keep your legs like that while I pop out and find a bike and I'll demonstrate."

"Oh? Oh!. Hee hee. You are naughty."

"I am a simple man with a one track mind. So what are you doing?"

"Strrrretching! A flexible body is a flexible brain!"

"Well I am screwed then though I am not sure that is quite the way it goes. So, what nefarious plans is that little head of yours hatching for the day?"
"I am not a chicken!"
"What?"
"I don't hatch things!"
"Too early, my dear, still way too early though I do recall one time you having too many bottles of the red and putting some peacock feathers in y.."
"Shhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
"You know, lizards also hatch eggs."
"I am not a lizard!"
"I believe many spiders can...ooowww! How did you even kick me from there?"
"Strrrretching!"
"Sigh. You used to be a nice girl."

"And now I am an excellent bike rack!"

"That you are, my love, that you are. You still haven't answered my question."

"What question?"
"So much for the flexible brain. Your plans. What are your plans for the day?"
"Nothing."
"Nothing at all?"
"Nothing at aaaallllllll."

"Just some stretching?"

"Yup!"
"Fair enough. Though I may have a task for you later, if that's ok?"
"Of course! What task?"
"I'll let you know soon as I find a bike, those peacock feathers and a couple of eggs...Ooowwww!!"

The end.
A potentially feathery end with luck.
Can't publish that here though.

Now excuse me while I have a little nap. Feel like crap this week.

Description

All Models Depicted Are 18+ And you don't even need a lock and chain to keep your bike safe.

"Good morning, Milla"

"Goood moooorning!"

"Not so chipper, please. Still only on my second coffee."

"You are so grumpy!"

"And you are so loud. I must say, however, that is the best bike rack impersonation I have ever seen."

"Bike rack? I do not understand."

"Just keep your legs like that while I pop out and find a bike and I'll demonstrate."

"Oh? Oh!. Hee hee. You are naughty."

"I am a simple man with a one track mind. So what are you doing?"

"Strrrretching! A flexible body is a flexible brain!"

"Well I am screwed then though I am not sure that is quite the way it goes. So, what nefarious plans is that little head of yours hatching for the day?"
"I am not a chicken!"
"What?"
"I don't hatch things!"
"Too early, my dear, still way too early though I do recall one time you having too many bottles of the red and putting some peacock feathers in y.."
"Shhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
"You know, lizards also hatch eggs."
"I am not a lizard!"
"I believe many spiders can...ooowww! How did you even kick me from there?"
"Strrrretching!"
"Sigh. You used to be a nice girl."

"And now I am an excellent bike rack!"

"That you are, my love, that you are. You still haven't answered my question."

"What question?"
"So much for the flexible brain. Your plans. What are your plans for the day?"
"Nothing."
"Nothing at all?"
"Nothing at aaaallllllll."

"Just some stretching?"

"Yup!"
"Fair enough. Though I may have a task for you later, if that's ok?"
"Of course! What task?"
"I'll let you know soon as I find a bike, those peacock feathers and a couple of eggs...Ooowwww!!"

The end.
A potentially feathery end with luck.
Can't publish that here though.

Now excuse me while I have a little nap. Feel like crap this week.