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Published: 2016-05-06 03:57:35 +0000 UTC; Views: 2713; Favourites: 40; Downloads: 173
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A little something for----------------
If this doesn't look like a Pictish chick I don't know what to tell you, it's the -only- blue painted warrior skin I could find.
I don't kill heroines but I've got ZERO issue killing dudes. Β
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I don't understand, but okay! Β Thanks for commenting.
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To the face! Pictish distraction tactics have succeeded again.Β
P.S. You killed Curia at some point!
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Nope.Β She wasn't "dead" dead.Β Petrification and gilding doesn't count as death.Β Come on.
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Did I dream it when you said 'I bet if we could get a bunch of comments it would motivate her to at least write a short little thing about how Curia suffered in her final moments'? 
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In her final moments, before being gilded magically and where she was still "in there"?Β
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I'm pretty sure I recall you saying 'I don't always kill heroines... but when I do, I kill Curia', but I can't be arsed to go looking for the quote, so I'll let it slide 
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... and you didn't take that as a joke???Β LOL.Β Typical Europeans and their literal take on the whole world.Β Hence the reason you can't adapt to win wars on your own and needs Americans to save your asses.
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We only interpret things literally when it suits us! This time, for instance, I'm going to take your second statement literally so I can use it as proof of 'Murican arrogance! 
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Very good work. One of Caesar's centurions on his visit to the 'Foggy Isles' and not of the actual later Roman conquests?
Oh, among it all: good title! And she with a face clearly telling "It's not even breakfast time...."
Like it!
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Awww, thank you!Β I appreciate the comment, compliments, and support.Β
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Very good work. History says that pict chicks fought as well as their guys, so it makes sense.
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Thank you Gordy.Β I appreciate all the support you're throwing my way.
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Tricky girl removing her top to distract the guy so she could win.Β
Very well done.
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I think he got the point that it is unhealthy to criticise RPs choice of war paint
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I like very much how she looks. Also her original socks/shoes (and nail color).
But I doubt the position of her wist would allow her to pierce a charging man.
Just saying.
Still it's a nice picture, the kind we rarely see from you. More baking in the oven?
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Oh, you're trying to apply real physics to my imagination?Β
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Silly girl.
More of this in the oven?Β No, not at the moment.Β I maybe planned on doing some other things today since I'm working from home.Β We'll see how motivated I can get.
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Well, I hope you will be.
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Great pict... I mean pic
Sorry, couldn't resist.
That's what he gets for underestimating an opponent.
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Haha.Β
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Yeah, I've seen enough real blood in real life.Β I don't want it -bleeding- through into imagination land.Β Thanks for the comment!
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WOW!Β That's a different than usual offering from you!Β I don't recall ever seeing such an overtly lethal render.Β Action-packed!Β I wonder if the dudes friends will go hunting for Spear Girl in the future
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Well, with almost 700 deviations on file, there's bound to be at least one:
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THAT is an amazing number of deviations!!!Β Jade looks like she was really pissed in that one!!!
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Yup.Β Pretty pissed, yeah.Β
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Gosh, I'm incredibly hungry this morning and shish kabobs sound delicious!
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I wish I though of that.Β
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Nice.Β
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Thanks DO.Β I felt a little bad for not doing a Jedi / Sith thing on May 4th.Β I hope you'll accept this as my apology.
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Looks like he's feeling the force.
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Noooooo Generic Roman 327 you were too young...
I've always liked the Romans 
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LMAO.Β Cracovia, we would be the -best- of friends,Β I promise you. We really need to make a buddy movie where East (or central) meets West in an awkward romantic comedy where we fall for the same girl while on a crazy trip around Europe.
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Heh heh. Definitely. With romance, slapstick, explosions, peril and really bad puns.
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We'd make a billion dollars!
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