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*Tony, Bruce, Clint, Thor, and Loki are sitting down at Tony's apartment*
Tony: Alright guys we're going to play Russian Roulette.
Bruce: Um... I don't know...
Tony: Come on, Bruce, stop being such a coward. It's the biggest thrill. One bullet, six chambers, spin it, press against your head, and pray to God your lucky...
Bruce: I don't know. I heard some guy died doing this.
Clint: Come on, Bruce, stop being such a pussy.
Loki: Yes, man up.
Thor: Come on, don't you care about fun.
Bruce: Guys I just... I don't know...
Tony: Look, if you're not playing you can leave right now, and go home, but you're not staying at my place. Unless you play Russian Roulette.
Bruce: Tony... *They all look at him*Bruce: ...Fine
Tony: Clint will go first.
Clint: Give me the gun.*Tony hands Clint the gun. Clint spins it, and puts it against his head* Clint: One bullet, six chambers, put it to the forehead, and-. *BAM*
*The gun goes off. Clint falls to the floor, and everybody is covered in Clint's blood and brains*
Bruce, Tony, Thor, and Loki: *all speaking at once* OH! OH NO! OH MY GOD! I'M GOING TO BE SICK! OH, IT'S IN MY EYES! IT'S IN MY EYES! OH! HE'S DEAD! I CAN'T BELIVE HE'S FUCKING DEAD!
Tony: *Sighs* Alright... Settle down... *Points to Bruce* Alright, it's your turn.
Bruce: Are you SERIOUS! Clint is dead!
Tony: I know. He lost. Now it's your turn.
Bruce: M-My turn...? Wha... No we're going clockwise.
Tony: Counterclockwise.
Bruce: No way, Tony. This game is your idea your going next.
Loki: Yes, I don't want to play anymore.
Tony: *Agitated* You all have to play or none of you can stay here.
Bruce: Fine!
Loki: Alright.
Tony: Look I'll even go next. If it makes any of you feel better.*Tony puts another bullet in, spins it, puts it against his head*Tony: Alright, one in the chamber, spin, cock, put it to the forehead and then- *BAM*
*The gun goes off. Tony falls to the floor, and everybody is coved with MORE blood and brains*
Bruce, Thor, and Loki: *all speaking at once* OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH! OH MY GOD! HE'S DEAD! OH! HE'S DEAD! HE'S SO DEAD! OH! I CAN'T LOOK AT THIS! I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT THIS! OHHHH! TWICE! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OHHHHHH!
Thor: *calms down* I guess it is my turn.
Bruce: Thor you don't have to do this.
Thor: No, it would not be right to back out now. They took their turn, in good faith that we would take ours. I am not going to dishonor their memory or the game by not following through. *BAM*
*Thor falls to the floor, and Loki and Bruce are coved in his blood and brains*
Bruce and Loki: *both speaking at the same time* OHHHH! OH MY GOD! THOR'S DEAD! THOR'S DEAD! OH MY GOD! THOR'S DEAD! OH! OHHHHH! OH!
Loki: Oh... their dead...
Bruce: Loki, it's just you and me. We can stop playing the game. No one has to know. We should call for help.
Loki: You are right. This is a idiotic game. We do not need this to have fun. Let us hang out and smoke some weed.
Bruce: What? Smoke weed? No thanks, Loki, I think I'd rather play Russian Roulette.

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*Tony, Bruce, Clint, Thor, and Loki are sitting down at Tony's apartment*
Tony: Alright guys we're going to play Russian Roulette.
Bruce: Um... I don't know...
Tony: Come on, Bruce, stop being such a coward. It's the biggest thrill. One bullet, six chambers, spin it, press against your head, and pray to God your lucky...
Bruce: I don't know. I heard some guy died doing this.
Clint: Come on, Bruce, stop being such a pussy.
Loki: Yes, man up.
Thor: Come on, don't you care about fun.
Bruce: Guys I just... I don't know...
Tony: Look, if you're not playing you can leave right now, and go home, but you're not staying at my place. Unless you play Russian Roulette.
Bruce: Tony... *They all look at him*Bruce: ...Fine
Tony: Clint will go first.
Clint: Give me the gun.*Tony hands Clint the gun. Clint spins it, and puts it against his head* Clint: One bullet, six chambers, put it to the forehead, and-. *BAM*
*The gun goes off. Clint falls to the floor, and everybody is covered in Clint's blood and brains*
Bruce, Tony, Thor, and Loki: *all speaking at once* OH! OH NO! OH MY GOD! I'M GOING TO BE SICK! OH, IT'S IN MY EYES! IT'S IN MY EYES! OH! HE'S DEAD! I CAN'T BELIVE HE'S FUCKING DEAD!
Tony: *Sighs* Alright... Settle down... *Points to Bruce* Alright, it's your turn.
Bruce: Are you SERIOUS! Clint is dead!
Tony: I know. He lost. Now it's your turn.
Bruce: M-My turn...? Wha... No we're going clockwise.
Tony: Counterclockwise.
Bruce: No way, Tony. This game is your idea your going next.
Loki: Yes, I don't want to play anymore.
Tony: *Agitated* You all have to play or none of you can stay here.
Bruce: Fine!
Loki: Alright.
Tony: Look I'll even go next. If it makes any of you feel better.*Tony puts another bullet in, spins it, puts it against his head*Tony: Alright, one in the chamber, spin, cock, put it to the forehead and then- *BAM*
*The gun goes off. Tony falls to the floor, and everybody is coved with MORE blood and brains*
Bruce, Thor, and Loki: *all speaking at once* OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH! OH MY GOD! HE'S DEAD! OH! HE'S DEAD! HE'S SO DEAD! OH! I CAN'T LOOK AT THIS! I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT THIS! OHHHH! TWICE! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OHHHHHH!
Thor: *calms down* I guess it is my turn.
Bruce: Thor you don't have to do this.
Thor: No, it would not be right to back out now. They took their turn, in good faith that we would take ours. I am not going to dishonor their memory or the game by not following through. *BAM*
*Thor falls to the floor, and Loki and Bruce are coved in his blood and brains*
Bruce and Loki: *both speaking at the same time* OHHHH! OH MY GOD! THOR'S DEAD! THOR'S DEAD! OH MY GOD! THOR'S DEAD! OH! OHHHHH! OH!
Loki: Oh... their dead...
Bruce: Loki, it's just you and me. We can stop playing the game. No one has to know. We should call for help.
Loki: You are right. This is a idiotic game. We do not need this to have fun. Let us hang out and smoke some weed.
Bruce: What? Smoke weed? No thanks, Loki, I think I'd rather play Russian Roulette.