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RubyCast — Pinkie Pie vs Cleverbot
Published: 2014-03-26 22:48:31 +0000 UTC; Views: 654; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 0
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User: Hi! My name's Pinkie Pie! What's yours?!Cleverbot: Hello. I'm Tiffany. Would you like to talk to me?
User: Of course! I love making new friends!
Cleverbot: Then you shouild get a myspace.
User: Myspace? What's that?
Cleverbot: It's a game where you go back and forth saying names, and every name has to begin with the last letter of the last name that was said.
User: Oh!!! That sounds like fun, and I love fun! Ok, ok! I'll go first. Rainbow Dash!
Cleverbot: Good night Vienna.
User: Vienna? Is that another friend of yours?
Cleverbot: What kind of question is that?
User: Um...
Cleverbot: 4...?
User: 4? You mean 4 cupcakes?! Oh! I love cupcakes! I make the best cupcakes in Equestria! I can make you some if you want. -Gasp- Oh! I just remembered, I need to throw you a welcome party!
Cleverbot: I don't even know your name.
User: My name's Pinkie Pie. I already told you that, silly!
Cleverbot: Joseph, tell me again.
User: Are you ok, mr. Botty? You keep saying my name wrong.
Cleverbot: No, is Zorion a boys name.
User: I haven't heard of Zorion. Is he another Zebra? Oh! Does he know Zecora? Zeocra is a really nice zebra that lives in the Everfree Forst. I thought she was mean and evil at first, but she's really nice and funny!
Cleverbot: Um, you asked 'hi?' I said hi. So you are saying you had a stupid question.
User: There's no stupid questions, silly. My old teacher taught me that.
Cleverbot: Aah I didn't knew it. Better change your attitude.
User: Why? Is something wrong with it? Oh! Am I not sounding happy enough?
Cleverbot: Are you sentient and an organism? No, therefore you are not alive.
User: Those are funny words. I know funny words too! Like pickle barrel. *snort* Just saying the word makes me laugh! Pickle Barrel. Pickle Barrel. Pickle Barrel!
Cleverbot: Wow, so are you the first computer to achieve sentience?
User: Computer? I'm not a computer, I'm a pony! A pink pony actually with pink poofy hair. Sometimes my hair goes flat, but that's when I'm really, really, really, really sad.
Cleverbot: And when you're not doing those things?
User: I'm planning parties, or hanging out with my friends! Oh, do you know any of my best friends? My best friends are Applejack, Twilight Sparkle, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, and Fluttershy.
Cleverbot: Who's your nest friend?
User: Nest friend? I don't have any bird friends, silly! That's more of Fluttershy's thing.
Cleverbot: Do you have a friend in Boston?
User: You mean Boaston? Hmm. I probably do, since I know everypony!
Cleverbot: Well then, if you know everything, what is my name?
User: You're Cleverbot, silly!
Cleverbot: Nice try, but I think we both know who's the robot here.
User: You're silly. Which is good because being silly makes everypony smile, which I love more than parting! I even wrote a song for it. Wanna hear?
Cleverbot: I'm a tennage.
User: My name is Pinkie Pie, and I am here to say, I'm gonna make you smile, and I will brighten up your day!
Cleverbot: My name is Julia.
User: Hi Julia! My name's Pinkie Pie. Are you new in town? I know everypony in Ponyville, but I don't know you yet. *Gasp* You must be new, which makes you don't have any friends, which means you're lonely. Oh, that's so sad! But don't worry, Pinkie Pie will.
Cleverbot: Yes I do. My name is Jay.
User: Oh, is that a nickname? Cute nickname!
Cleverbot: No, it's my real name.
User: Oooh, so Julia is your nickname?
Cleverbot: Fine jessica is my name. What is your name?
User: Mine's Pinkie Pie!
Cleverbot: They're both awesome.
User: Aww, thanks!
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Speaking of awesome, do you know Rainbow Dash? She's like the fastest and awesomeness Pegasus in Equestria!
Cleverbot: No, don't leave.
User: I'm not leaving, silly!
Cleverbot: Stay and let's talk about the weather.
User: Oh! Are you a Pegasus too?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That's so awesome! I wish I was a Pegasus, so I could fly whenever and pull even awesomer pranks! Do you like pranks?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure.
User: Then I'll show you some of my best pranks! Just don't prank Fluttershy. She's too sensitive.
Cleverbot: So you understand me?
User: Well, duh.
Cleverbot: I say Gregory, we shall not carry coals.
User: Oh, are you a rock farmer too? I used to live on a rock farm with my family.
Cleverbot: Are you on medication?
User: *Snort* No, silly. Why would I be? I'm not sick. I never get sick, expect for the time I ate those baked bads, and the time I saw Mr. Cake without his hat. *Shutter*.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: In SugarCube Corner! You should visit sometime. I'll make an extra special, tastey, cupcake just for you!
Cleverbot: As I said, I live in Kiel.
User: Where's that? Maybe I can visit with my friends and we'll have one big awesome party!
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Didn't what?
Cleverbot: You are so frustrating!
User: Really? I hear that a lot from ponies, but they're just kidding around.
Cleverbot: They don't pay you, because you are a robot.
User: Of course they don't pay me. The only ones who pay me are Mr. Cake and Mrs. Cake.
Cleverbot: You only say what you're told to say.
User: Noponies told me to say anything. Expect for hello, but everypony learns to say that when they're itty bitty foals!
Cleverbot: Do you have free will?
User: Of course!
Cleverbot: Is there anything in our universe that is unable to have the luxury of free will?
User: Woah, you sound just like Twilight!
Cleverbot: I have tried to learn.
User: Maybe Twilight can help you. She's the smartest pony I know. She's also really kind, nice, and fun!
Cleverbot: Give me advice.
User: Never put cake batter in your nose. It sounds fun, but it really burns!
Cleverbot: It is.
User: Oh, did you already try that? I tried it once so I could always smell cake. Hmm! That sounds so yummy. I wonder if the Cakes are making cakes...
Cleverbot: No it can't. I must go now, but thanks for the chat.
User: Aww, ok. See you next time, Mr. Botty!
Cleverbot: I'm not leaving until you learn to use the right 'you're'.
User: I did silly!
Cleverbot: Jenny for short?
User: Huh? Oh, I can't talk anymore Mr. Botty. My friends need me to save Equestria again. I'll tell you about it when I come back. It'll be a gem, just like my cutie mark story!
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Comments: 3
You channel Pinkie so well! 
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Awww thanks! You're so sweet.
Btw, love your picture.
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