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f(beep!) my broken hamstring f(beep!) driving to LA f(beep!) loud talking swivelchair fatties f(beep!) strategic interface conferences f(beep!) yes f(beep!) god f(beep!) all y’all f(beep!) yo’ mama f(beep!) exploiting profanity f(beep!) please f(beep!) the exgirl f(beep!) the exboy f(beep!) your coke habit f(beep!) yo’ couch f(beep!) the grind f(beep!) no f(beep!) death f(beep!) money f(beep!) bush f(beep!)ing a-hole f(beep!) war f(beep!) soldier boys dying needlessly f(beep!) joseph stalin f(beep!) hitler f(beep!) nazis f(beep!) MAGA f(beep!) #45 f(beep!) job f(beep!) traffic f(beep!) it on a silver platter f(beep!) looking for a job f(beep!) having 5 jobs f(beep!) fossil fuel f(beep!) a model f(beep!) global warming f(beep!) the world f(beep!) a duck f(beep!) this f(beep!) your own hand f(beep!) anything when you drink too much f(beep!) sandals with socks f(beep!) everything f(beep!) Houston f(beep!) clowns f(beep!) Harry Potter f(beep!) yo low blood pressure f(beep!) my confiscated chapstick f(beep!) dick cheney f(beep!) your deadlines f(beep!) your work/life balance f(beep!) your meetings f(beep!) your process f(beep!) your project managers f(beep!) your powerpoint presentations f(beep!) conference calls f(beep!) cowardice f(beep!) fear f(beep!) my fear f(beep!) your fear f(beep!) greed f(beep!) squandered liberty f(beep!) shopping therapy f(beep!) voting with your dollar f(beep!) money f(beep!) me f(beep!) me (again) f(beep!) “edgy” f(beep!) cool f(beep!) repetition f(beep!) repetition f(beep!) here now f(beep!) the news f(beep!) the corporate media f(beep!) language in common f(beep!) boardrooms f(beep!) professionalism f(beep!) cussing f(beep!) prayer f(beep!) meditation f(beep!) mindfulness f(beep!) intention f(beep!) dogma f(beep!) fanatics f(beep!) fanaticism f(beep!) extremists f(beep!) black and white f(beep!) ambiguity f(beep!) nuance f(beep!) shades of gray f(beep!) laziness f(beep!) this riff f(beep!) not having fun f(beep!) preaching all the time f(beep!) the person you were yesterday f(beep!) positive outlook f(beep!) depression f(beep!) leaving it in someone else’s hands f(beep!) asking for permission f(beep!) me (again and again) f(beep!) my face f(beep!) my ass f(beep!) my mind f(beep!) my heart f(beep!) me where it hurts f(beep!) design f(beep!) branding f(beep!) pigeonholes of any size f(beep!) instinct f(beep!) your symbolism f(beep!) you for pretending to try f(beep!) your fancy yoga f(beep!) wearing other cultures as ornaments f(beep!) tourism f(beep!) the open waters f(beep!) the endless sky f(beep!) having to find your way f(beep!) being sick f(beep!) being tired f(beep!) being sick and tired and cold and hungry and lonely and hopeless and tired, tired, tired f(beep!) it all f(beep!) nothing f(beep!) pink is the new black f(beep!) the old guard f(beep!) obsolete laws f(beep!) tradition f(beep!) vision f(beep!) positive outlook f(beep!) two birds with one stone f(beep!) not knowing what to do f(beep!) a better tomorrow f(beep!) choosing your battles f(beep!) art f(beep!) street art f(beep!) the underground f(beep!) artists f(beep!) job descriptions f(beep!) fitting in f(beep!) getting away from it all f(beep!) fancy spas f(beep!) bodywork f(beep!) lifestyle f(beep!) fancy f(beep!) ugly too f(beep!) artificial sweeteners f(beep!) refined sugars f(beep!) food comas f(beep!) staring into the fridge, not knowing what to eat f(beep!) monkeys f(beep!) donkeys f(beep!) your butt f(beep!) your sister f(beep!) your uncle f(beep!) your peanut butter f(beep!) now or forever hold your piece f(beep!) marriage f(beep!) loneliness f(beep!) partnerships f(beep!) solitude f(beep!) family f(beep!) community f(beep!) your neighbors f(beep!) your hometown f(beep!) being from any one place f(beep!) globalization f(beep!) responsibility f(beep!) citizenship f(beep!) vandalism f(beep!) breaking the law f(beep!) dutiful sons f(beep!) the spirit of the law f(beep!) luck precedents f(beep!) anarchy f(beep!) nationhood f(beep!) the grid f(beep!) living off the grid f(beep!) waffle irons f(beep!) a spoonful of sugar f(beep!) spitting f(beep!) swallowing f(beep!) your local delicacy f(beep!) f(beep!)ing f(beep!) talking f(beep!) shy people f(beep!) big personalities f(beep!) steamrollers f(beep!) consolidated power f(beep!) the power company f(beep!) power f(beep!) your political platform f(beep!) your party f(beep!) your agenda f(beep!) your love of power f(beep!) my ego f(beep!) yanky doodle dandy f(beep!) baloo f(beep!) the jungle book f(beep!) hybrid cars f(beep!) potatoes f(beep!) tacos and taco salad f(beep!) the poo on our doorstep f(beep!) music f(beep!) my upset stomach f(beep!) this dirty office f(beep!) long distance relationships f(beep!) your loud voice f(beep!) shoe laces f(beep!) velcro f(beep!) farming f(beep!) grapes f(beep!) persuasion f(beep!) strategy f(beep!) identity f(beep!) the chocolate f(beep!) maps f(beep!) looking for apartments in san francisco f(beep!) my credit report f(beep!) my debt f(beep!) the irs f(beep!) greenwashing f(beep!) the green movement f(beep!) hot flashes and fever chills f(beep!) blankets f(beep!) being the boss f(beep!) the workers f(beep!) lingerie f(beep!) titties f(beep!) faded carpets f(beep!) breakfast f(beep!) food f(beep!) health problems f(beep!) the food pyramid f(beep!) wine week f(beep!) dank moldy carpets f(beep!) old people who mean well f(beep!) repression f(beep!) exercise f(beep!) my love handles f(beep!) my baggy eyes f(beep!) my big nose f(beep!) homelessness f(beep!) the homeless problem f(beep!) getting a job f(beep!) suits and ties f(beep!) weddings f(beep!) family obligations f(beep!) growing old f(beep!) train wrecks f(beep!) your mission statements f(beep!) your solid oak conference tables f(beep!) your arm chairs f(beep!) craiglist f(beep!) being angry and hungry f(beep!) a cantaloupe f(beep!) file folders f(beep!) ergonomic workstations f(beep!) office furniture f(beep!) big box stores f(beep!) smooth tan skin f(beep!) comedy f(beep!) graffiti on my garage door f(beep!) cow tipping f(beep!) everyone who wants something from me f(beep!) this hat f(beep!) innovation f(beep!) tattoos f(beep!) the quest to be interesting f(beep!) flat screen monitors f(beep!) your new snowboard f(beep!) burning man f(beep!) never admitting faults f(beep!) memes f(beep!) hippies f(beep!) your pride f(beep!) team spirit f(beep!) having to be right f(beep!) status f(beep!) surfing f(beep!) judgement f(beep!) Karens f(beep!) checking my credit f(beep!) the eight hour drive f(beep!) sleep f(beep!) shit on the floor f(beep!) the floor f(beep!) hipster pastries f(beep!) veganism f(beep!) vegans f(beep!) meat f(beep!) everything outside your own head f(beep!) trance music f(beep!) rock and roll f(beep!) grad school f(beep!) tricycles f(beep!) expensive dinners f(beep!) bread baskets f(beep!) the long walk to work f(beep!) saying goodbye f(beep!) bile f(beep!) winning f(beep!) shadow puppets f(beep!) your fantasy f(beep!) male pattern baldness f(beep!) blind dates f(beep!) activism f(beep!) muay thai f(beep!) getting fat f(beep!) worrying about shit f(beep!) random jury section f(beep!) nonviolent communication f(beep!) lockjaw f(beep!) pretending to be engaged f(beep!) trying so hard f(beep!) high-end malls f(beep!) reality tv f(beep!) flying across the country f(beep!) expensive hotels f(beep!) cartoons f(beep!) the virus f(beep!) drugstores f(beep!) standup comedy f(beep!) being in the now f(beep!) intentionality f(beep!) new shoes f(beep!) high heels f(beep!) piercings f(beep!) patience f(beep!) phone calls f(beep!) outsourcing f(beep!) international politics f(beep!) the whole world f(beep!) the polar ice caps f(beep!) the latest awareness campaign f(beep!) hitting refresh ten times a day f(beep!) being polite f(beep!) the social good f(beep!) brown nosing f(beep!) photoshopped magazine models f(beep!) swear words f(beep!) positive change f(beep!) your fancy cowboy boots f(beep!) blogging f(beep!) virtual worlds f(beep!) featured articles f(beep!) left-hand turns f(beep!) overpriced starbucks coffee f(beep!) the runs f(beep!) bleached hair f(beep!) the podium f(beep!) control f(beep!) sitting on the floor f(beep!) paranoia f(beep!) the estate market f(beep!) traveling across the country f(beep!) being cold f(beep!) breaking your lease f(beep!) burritos f(beep!) video games f(beep!) random mailing lists f(beep!) breakfast f(beep!) gourmet chocolate f(beep!) rocket science f(beep!) cancel culture f(beep!) doctor’s appointments f(beep!) public transportation f(beep!) plastic bags f(beep!) environmental consciousness f(beep!) radioactive iodine f(beep!) the final frontier f(beep!) hiding f(beep!) independent accounting f(beep!) online banking f(beep!) diy f(beep!) art school f(beep!) beggars being choosers f(beep!) the hair on my back f(beep!) my weed smoking father-in-law f(beep!) the ex-wife f(beep!) indecision f(beep!) garbage f(beep!) trees f(beep!) to seed f(beep!) hotel room rates f(beep!) the caravan f(beep!) every bad song you’ve ever heard f(beep!) the north star f(beep!) in the heat of the night f(beep!) vinyl seats f(beep!) totalitarian fantasies f(beep!) the authority f(beep!) not knowing f(beep!) moving to oakland f(beep!) the east bay f(beep!) automatic formatting f(beep!) compassion f(beep!) your empathy f(beep!) your need for security f(beep!) the shit out of that melon f(beep!) a toilet paper tube covered in moisturizer f(beep!) nike f(beep!) sore shoulders f(beep!) the airlines f(beep!) paying for your own drinks f(beep!) photo alteration f(beep!) megaphones f(beep!) e-mail f(beep!) planning f(beep!) your highness f(beep!) trash compactors f(beep!) late night television f(beep!) mail order movies f(beep!) two year contracts f(beep!) my headache f(beep!) a little more f(beep!) misdirected anger f(beep!) high school f(beep!) printers that cost a lot but don’t work f(beep!) lower back pain f(beep!) restless leg syndrome f(beep!) these wave man f(beep!) stupidity f(beep!) this week f(beep!) the first half of next week f(beep!) waiting two years to see my girlfriend again f(beep!) my big blue balls f(beep!) your handkerchief f(beep!) your fixie f(beep!) your skinny jeans

-from “Written on the City: graffiti messages worldwide” by Axel Albin & Josh Kamler

Vent Piece. Sometimes you just need to express anger in anyway way you can to remind yourself you are still alive and feeling, especially in this crazy world where it’s easy to just become unfeeling and numb. Cry, be angry, but when you can in a safe place, be allowed to feel.

Rated mature for language.

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f(beep!) my broken hamstring f(beep!) driving to LA f(beep!) loud talking swivelchair fatties f(beep!) strategic interface conferences f(beep!) yes f(beep!) god f(beep!) all y’all f(beep!) yo’ mama f(beep!) exploiting profanity f(beep!) please f(beep!) the exgirl f(beep!) the exboy f(beep!) your coke habit f(beep!) yo’ couch f(beep!) the grind f(beep!) no f(beep!) death f(beep!) money f(beep!) bush f(beep!)ing a-hole f(beep!) war f(beep!) soldier boys dying needlessly f(beep!) joseph stalin f(beep!) hitler f(beep!) nazis f(beep!) MAGA f(beep!) #45 f(beep!) job f(beep!) traffic f(beep!) it on a silver platter f(beep!) looking for a job f(beep!) having 5 jobs f(beep!) fossil fuel f(beep!) a model f(beep!) global warming f(beep!) the world f(beep!) a duck f(beep!) this f(beep!) your own hand f(beep!) anything when you drink too much f(beep!) sandals with socks f(beep!) everything f(beep!) Houston f(beep!) clowns f(beep!) Harry Potter f(beep!) yo low blood pressure f(beep!) my confiscated chapstick f(beep!) dick cheney f(beep!) your deadlines f(beep!) your work/life balance f(beep!) your meetings f(beep!) your process f(beep!) your project managers f(beep!) your powerpoint presentations f(beep!) conference calls f(beep!) cowardice f(beep!) fear f(beep!) my fear f(beep!) your fear f(beep!) greed f(beep!) squandered liberty f(beep!) shopping therapy f(beep!) voting with your dollar f(beep!) money f(beep!) me f(beep!) me (again) f(beep!) “edgy” f(beep!) cool f(beep!) repetition f(beep!) repetition f(beep!) here now f(beep!) the news f(beep!) the corporate media f(beep!) language in common f(beep!) boardrooms f(beep!) professionalism f(beep!) cussing f(beep!) prayer f(beep!) meditation f(beep!) mindfulness f(beep!) intention f(beep!) dogma f(beep!) fanatics f(beep!) fanaticism f(beep!) extremists f(beep!) black and white f(beep!) ambiguity f(beep!) nuance f(beep!) shades of gray f(beep!) laziness f(beep!) this riff f(beep!) not having fun f(beep!) preaching all the time f(beep!) the person you were yesterday f(beep!) positive outlook f(beep!) depression f(beep!) leaving it in someone else’s hands f(beep!) asking for permission f(beep!) me (again and again) f(beep!) my face f(beep!) my ass f(beep!) my mind f(beep!) my heart f(beep!) me where it hurts f(beep!) design f(beep!) branding f(beep!) pigeonholes of any size f(beep!) instinct f(beep!) your symbolism f(beep!) you for pretending to try f(beep!) your fancy yoga f(beep!) wearing other cultures as ornaments f(beep!) tourism f(beep!) the open waters f(beep!) the endless sky f(beep!) having to find your way f(beep!) being sick f(beep!) being tired f(beep!) being sick and tired and cold and hungry and lonely and hopeless and tired, tired, tired f(beep!) it all f(beep!) nothing f(beep!) pink is the new black f(beep!) the old guard f(beep!) obsolete laws f(beep!) tradition f(beep!) vision f(beep!) positive outlook f(beep!) two birds with one stone f(beep!) not knowing what to do f(beep!) a better tomorrow f(beep!) choosing your battles f(beep!) art f(beep!) street art f(beep!) the underground f(beep!) artists f(beep!) job descriptions f(beep!) fitting in f(beep!) getting away from it all f(beep!) fancy spas f(beep!) bodywork f(beep!) lifestyle f(beep!) fancy f(beep!) ugly too f(beep!) artificial sweeteners f(beep!) refined sugars f(beep!) food comas f(beep!) staring into the fridge, not knowing what to eat f(beep!) monkeys f(beep!) donkeys f(beep!) your butt f(beep!) your sister f(beep!) your uncle f(beep!) your peanut butter f(beep!) now or forever hold your piece f(beep!) marriage f(beep!) loneliness f(beep!) partnerships f(beep!) solitude f(beep!) family f(beep!) community f(beep!) your neighbors f(beep!) your hometown f(beep!) being from any one place f(beep!) globalization f(beep!) responsibility f(beep!) citizenship f(beep!) vandalism f(beep!) breaking the law f(beep!) dutiful sons f(beep!) the spirit of the law f(beep!) luck precedents f(beep!) anarchy f(beep!) nationhood f(beep!) the grid f(beep!) living off the grid f(beep!) waffle irons f(beep!) a spoonful of sugar f(beep!) spitting f(beep!) swallowing f(beep!) your local delicacy f(beep!) f(beep!)ing f(beep!) talking f(beep!) shy people f(beep!) big personalities f(beep!) steamrollers f(beep!) consolidated power f(beep!) the power company f(beep!) power f(beep!) your political platform f(beep!) your party f(beep!) your agenda f(beep!) your love of power f(beep!) my ego f(beep!) yanky doodle dandy f(beep!) baloo f(beep!) the jungle book f(beep!) hybrid cars f(beep!) potatoes f(beep!) tacos and taco salad f(beep!) the poo on our doorstep f(beep!) music f(beep!) my upset stomach f(beep!) this dirty office f(beep!) long distance relationships f(beep!) your loud voice f(beep!) shoe laces f(beep!) velcro f(beep!) farming f(beep!) grapes f(beep!) persuasion f(beep!) strategy f(beep!) identity f(beep!) the chocolate f(beep!) maps f(beep!) looking for apartments in san francisco f(beep!) my credit report f(beep!) my debt f(beep!) the irs f(beep!) greenwashing f(beep!) the green movement f(beep!) hot flashes and fever chills f(beep!) blankets f(beep!) being the boss f(beep!) the workers f(beep!) lingerie f(beep!) titties f(beep!) faded carpets f(beep!) breakfast f(beep!) food f(beep!) health problems f(beep!) the food pyramid f(beep!) wine week f(beep!) dank moldy carpets f(beep!) old people who mean well f(beep!) repression f(beep!) exercise f(beep!) my love handles f(beep!) my baggy eyes f(beep!) my big nose f(beep!) homelessness f(beep!) the homeless problem f(beep!) getting a job f(beep!) suits and ties f(beep!) weddings f(beep!) family obligations f(beep!) growing old f(beep!) train wrecks f(beep!) your mission statements f(beep!) your solid oak conference tables f(beep!) your arm chairs f(beep!) craiglist f(beep!) being angry and hungry f(beep!) a cantaloupe f(beep!) file folders f(beep!) ergonomic workstations f(beep!) office furniture f(beep!) big box stores f(beep!) smooth tan skin f(beep!) comedy f(beep!) graffiti on my garage door f(beep!) cow tipping f(beep!) everyone who wants something from me f(beep!) this hat f(beep!) innovation f(beep!) tattoos f(beep!) the quest to be interesting f(beep!) flat screen monitors f(beep!) your new snowboard f(beep!) burning man f(beep!) never admitting faults f(beep!) memes f(beep!) hippies f(beep!) your pride f(beep!) team spirit f(beep!) having to be right f(beep!) status f(beep!) surfing f(beep!) judgement f(beep!) Karens f(beep!) checking my credit f(beep!) the eight hour drive f(beep!) sleep f(beep!) shit on the floor f(beep!) the floor f(beep!) hipster pastries f(beep!) veganism f(beep!) vegans f(beep!) meat f(beep!) everything outside your own head f(beep!) trance music f(beep!) rock and roll f(beep!) grad school f(beep!) tricycles f(beep!) expensive dinners f(beep!) bread baskets f(beep!) the long walk to work f(beep!) saying goodbye f(beep!) bile f(beep!) winning f(beep!) shadow puppets f(beep!) your fantasy f(beep!) male pattern baldness f(beep!) blind dates f(beep!) activism f(beep!) muay thai f(beep!) getting fat f(beep!) worrying about shit f(beep!) random jury section f(beep!) nonviolent communication f(beep!) lockjaw f(beep!) pretending to be engaged f(beep!) trying so hard f(beep!) high-end malls f(beep!) reality tv f(beep!) flying across the country f(beep!) expensive hotels f(beep!) cartoons f(beep!) the virus f(beep!) drugstores f(beep!) standup comedy f(beep!) being in the now f(beep!) intentionality f(beep!) new shoes f(beep!) high heels f(beep!) piercings f(beep!) patience f(beep!) phone calls f(beep!) outsourcing f(beep!) international politics f(beep!) the whole world f(beep!) the polar ice caps f(beep!) the latest awareness campaign f(beep!) hitting refresh ten times a day f(beep!) being polite f(beep!) the social good f(beep!) brown nosing f(beep!) photoshopped magazine models f(beep!) swear words f(beep!) positive change f(beep!) your fancy cowboy boots f(beep!) blogging f(beep!) virtual worlds f(beep!) featured articles f(beep!) left-hand turns f(beep!) overpriced starbucks coffee f(beep!) the runs f(beep!) bleached hair f(beep!) the podium f(beep!) control f(beep!) sitting on the floor f(beep!) paranoia f(beep!) the estate market f(beep!) traveling across the country f(beep!) being cold f(beep!) breaking your lease f(beep!) burritos f(beep!) video games f(beep!) random mailing lists f(beep!) breakfast f(beep!) gourmet chocolate f(beep!) rocket science f(beep!) cancel culture f(beep!) doctor’s appointments f(beep!) public transportation f(beep!) plastic bags f(beep!) environmental consciousness f(beep!) radioactive iodine f(beep!) the final frontier f(beep!) hiding f(beep!) independent accounting f(beep!) online banking f(beep!) diy f(beep!) art school f(beep!) beggars being choosers f(beep!) the hair on my back f(beep!) my weed smoking father-in-law f(beep!) the ex-wife f(beep!) indecision f(beep!) garbage f(beep!) trees f(beep!) to seed f(beep!) hotel room rates f(beep!) the caravan f(beep!) every bad song you’ve ever heard f(beep!) the north star f(beep!) in the heat of the night f(beep!) vinyl seats f(beep!) totalitarian fantasies f(beep!) the authority f(beep!) not knowing f(beep!) moving to oakland f(beep!) the east bay f(beep!) automatic formatting f(beep!) compassion f(beep!) your empathy f(beep!) your need for security f(beep!) the shit out of that melon f(beep!) a toilet paper tube covered in moisturizer f(beep!) nike f(beep!) sore shoulders f(beep!) the airlines f(beep!) paying for your own drinks f(beep!) photo alteration f(beep!) megaphones f(beep!) e-mail f(beep!) planning f(beep!) your highness f(beep!) trash compactors f(beep!) late night television f(beep!) mail order movies f(beep!) two year contracts f(beep!) my headache f(beep!) a little more f(beep!) misdirected anger f(beep!) high school f(beep!) printers that cost a lot but don’t work f(beep!) lower back pain f(beep!) restless leg syndrome f(beep!) these wave man f(beep!) stupidity f(beep!) this week f(beep!) the first half of next week f(beep!) waiting two years to see my girlfriend again f(beep!) my big blue balls f(beep!) your handkerchief f(beep!) your fixie f(beep!) your skinny jeans

-from “Written on the City: graffiti messages worldwide” by Axel Albin & Josh Kamler

Vent Piece. Sometimes you just need to express anger in anyway way you can to remind yourself you are still alive and feeling, especially in this crazy world where it’s easy to just become unfeeling and numb. Cry, be angry, but when you can in a safe place, be allowed to feel.

Rated mature for language.