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Well, I saw someone made one for atheism (which makes a lot of sense if you know logic and reason) so I decided that two could play that game.And don't even get me started on other religions...
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NOAH not MOSES my bad. Guess that's what happens when you're not paying full attention...damn you Lady Gaga!!!
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Well, Cain met a tribe of nomads when he was wandering about in his exile, so there were more than two people, but where those guys came from isn't explained.
Noah actually brought a lot more animals on board, as Theseuses points out. It's also a story they nicked from Assyrian mythology, which of course has the superior versions. Everything's better with a squabbling pantheon.
Monster King Satan causing all bad things is a modern Christian belief. In medieval Europe (and the modern middle east) everything was God's will. Ruled by a tyrant? God's will. Earthquake? God wanted to rock your world. Had a phenomenally good harvest? God's will. Caught the disco fever? Even God needs a laugh once in a while. Glenn Black... that's probably on the devil, actually. The devil was just a tempter. You could say no, he had no power over you until you said yes. Oh, sure, little bouts of mischief and he could definitely buy your soul, but he didn't do anything major.
Liked the Zombie King, I'd worship him. Too bad his name is Jesus and he was, according to Larry Gonick, a crazy coot and a hypocrite.
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Assyrian?
I read it from Gilgamesh, which predates Assyria.
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That'll surprise the Assyriologists, I'm sure.
I'll admit that I am no expert, but to the best of my understanding Assyria denotes more a general area in a historical frame (much the same as saying China or Egypt would to historians of those areas). Gilgamesh was from Ur, Sumer, but that wasn't the only area to have the "original Noah", so to speak.
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Actually, in the Noah story, according to the bible, he had to fit himself, his family, two of each unclean animal, seven of every clean animal, and food for a year. To make matters worse, the floating box was smaller than the Titanic.
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religion in general was made before we had no choice but 2 believe something like this due 2 ignorance of early human civilization not having the knowledge we have today. But because religion is pass from generation 2 generation like u would a teddy bear we have yet 2 ditch it.
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"For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in Him should not perish, but have everlasting life." John 3:16. Makes perfect sense.
Some people, including Christians take stories to literally, Oh well. Enjoy the ride.
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May the flying spaghetti monster bless you with his noodly goodness.
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Science provide and protect you, sahib.
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XD Okay dude. Reason and Logic bless you.
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Funny to read
...but i still like to read the original joke book, - the bible (it is really funny 
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I agree, though parts of it scare me!
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It's not scarry, it's sarcasm in there
(otherwise it would be REALLY scarry!!!)
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on second thought lets not do friday, I would rather be one on one. Soooo when else would you be able to do it? Tuesday around 5:00?
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No, I don't go to college on Tuesday....hmmmm...What about another Friday? I only go to college on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. I'd ditch art class, but my teacher is a strict, cunt-type that'll drop ya on a dime >: (
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well if muh doesn't say anything thats fine because I can't handle two brains against my one so she has to keep quiet. This friday will be okay, can I pick you up from school and then take you to a bus stop so you can get home?
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Hmmmm, would you be able to drop us off at the Mall bus stop?
And where would we be at for our debate date?
Oh, and HAPPY 420!!!!
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yup I can do that, I was thinking a park or something. Caldwell maybe? haha thanks you too
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Sounds good, oh and Muh might not be there on Friday. I'll discuss it with mah momma, but I think we should take, hmmmmmmm 3 hours? Some time for debate, and time to just chill out together
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sounds great, Where do you wanna meet at the college?
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Hmmmmmmmm, the redwoods area by the library sitting on one of the benches- good? At around 1:15?
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I gotta wait an hour and 15 minutes?! I like the redwoods....ok I'll think about it.
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Yeah, sorry I have math class sooooo yeah...
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Being a christian myself I see a lot of things n here that would make sense with some explanation. You can't say that something doesn't make sense if you don't do your research. If you want to talk I can help you make sense of most of this stuff.
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I would be delighted. Shall we discuss over notes dear? Or our next outing which, we need to do sometime
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notes? nah, face to face, and promise me there won't be any yelling. 
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Monday and Wednesday I have classes, but on Friday I could be free. Hmmmmmmm, we should drive or take the bus to Library as we talk so I can get home on time too. Muh will probably come since she always comes with me on Fridays... she gets a ride home from mah mum.
Of course there shall be no yelling, when have I ever yelled during our debates?
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hmmm, two athiests against one christian? That's not fair, may I bring a friend as well? So on Fridays I can give you guys a ride somewhere from the college around noon?
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Oh, she wouldn't interfere if I told her not to, I wasn't bringing her for the debate.
And yeah, Fridays with you sound a lot better than with the creeper rednecks on the bus that try to hit on me >: (
Your other response though said you couldn't do Friday- what's the definate plan we have so far?
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Actually, Lilith causes miscarriages... Um... Jesus is a ZOMBIE?! I love Voltaire... and his kid... Uh, can't think right now. You know, people who smoke pot usually become Christian. They just keep having "religious experiences." XD
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Ha, I had a 'religious experiance' yesterday lol.
Ignore that, and yes, Voltaire's son is amazing, and I too love him, hahaha.
Ah, Satan's bitch causes miscarriages, my bad!
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Some specificity would be nice, because just not stating WHY isn't going to help me see your side of the story. I'm up for a reasonable, healthy constructive debate, but if all you're going to say is some insignificant, unhelpful 'this is a fail', then please, do not waste my time.
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because its not ur religion why must you hate. u made this because some1 hated on athism
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Wrong. I am not hating dear. Neither was the person who wrote the one on atheism.
Lots of my friends are Christians. I don't hate people just because of their religion. I'm not shallow like that and to accuse me of that is insulting. I'm merely stating that it doesn't make sense to me. So please, YOU stop accusing me of hating when you don't know the first thing about me.
I have better things to hate people for than just for their system of beliefs.
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Ya have to admit, that is EXACTLY what it is- just in layman's terms, and not in old English terms.
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Thank you, I thought you would like that lol.
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remember, the Zombie king loves you C:
AND YOUR BRAINS
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Nooooo, I likes mah brains where dey is!
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YOU HAVE NO CHOICE
....I mean...uhh...
...But he loves you!
yeah, thats it
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Yeah, he loves me so much that I'm STILL going to Hell...
Lol
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lol, I'll see you there (:
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"I'm goin' to Hell! In a Handbasket!
Oh please don't pray for me!
Cuz if I was so bad, then there's no need to be sad,
cuz everybody else will be there too,
including you!"
- Hell in a Handbasket, Voltaire.
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