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Published: 2015-04-13 03:41:49 +0000 UTC; Views: 444; Favourites: 15; Downloads: 0
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"What am I holding?"That's a broom
"What?"
It's used to clean stuff
"Are you sure it isn't a weapon? I can probably whack people with it... *swACK*"
oWWWW
me baby, linoleum velvet
or lino :I it doesn't even know what it's holding
Lino belongs to moi
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Comments: 49
Twiitchey [2015-05-20 11:21:08 +0000 UTC]
OMG he's a janitor, he's most possibly the best janitor in the world
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Sharkyfiend [2015-04-17 22:44:00 +0000 UTC]
Tis a very traditional deviv way of thinking XDXD ALL THE WEAPONS.
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Samuraidogs In reply to Sharkyfiend [2015-04-18 05:50:28 +0000 UTC]
after all, brooms are only for whacking :I sweep? clean? how silly u silly creatures
WEAPONS
EVERYWHAR
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Sharkyfiend In reply to Samuraidogs [2015-04-20 10:19:30 +0000 UTC]
Yes! =o Don't misuse the broom for silly tasks like sweeping.
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Samuraidogs In reply to Sharkyfiend [2015-04-20 23:41:20 +0000 UTC]
That's not what it's for! It was a mystical weapon created by the highest masters of weaponry...
that's obviously why there's kazillions of them...
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TALicous [2015-04-14 07:05:38 +0000 UTC]
Great idea for a super hero.
Mild manner janitor cat at day.
Crime fighting swordsman at night
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Samuraidogs In reply to TALicous [2015-04-15 00:00:44 +0000 UTC]
ohmygod
I swear I'm going to draw something about this >:I by the honor of a proud...
A proud...
a proud...?
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Samuraidogs In reply to zupercharged [2015-04-14 02:37:47 +0000 UTC]
"ok doke~"
*arranges planets on shelf*
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zupercharged In reply to Samuraidogs [2015-04-14 12:49:58 +0000 UTC]
Keep this up and we might have to pay you XD
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Samuraidogs In reply to zupercharged [2015-04-15 00:04:27 +0000 UTC]
MONEH >:U
moneh is greatΒ Β
lol jk dun pay me
this peasant has yet to amuse you
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Samuraidogs In reply to zupercharged [2015-04-15 00:37:31 +0000 UTC]
why did the chicken cross the road? ouo
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Samuraidogs In reply to zupercharged [2015-04-15 21:38:38 +0000 UTC]
to get to the other side! hyk hyuk hyuk
i so funny
*cold wind blows by*
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zupercharged In reply to Samuraidogs [2015-04-16 13:02:08 +0000 UTC]
o___o... oh, I get it now...
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Jest-a-Note [2015-04-13 11:35:03 +0000 UTC]
By the STARS it has a BROOM! Β Doom to those, ye who gets to close to such a weapon!
Pretty cute! ^^
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Samuraidogs In reply to Jest-a-Note [2015-04-14 01:26:42 +0000 UTC]
Great Northern Sea Cucumber! We had better make a run for it! *runs as is 'chased' by broom* (Actually, the broom isn't even moving)
Thank ye! :3
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Samuraidogs In reply to Mintdusk [2015-04-13 04:09:17 +0000 UTC]
lol yus xDDD that's what a broom is for, quite obviously :I the hairy part is to blind them by rubbing their faces
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Samuraidogs In reply to Mintdusk [2015-04-14 02:42:38 +0000 UTC]
PIRATE NOISES
Β
not really what i meant
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Ris-K [2015-04-13 03:44:52 +0000 UTC]
i cannot blame it being wrong. it could be a weapon for some cases XD
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Samuraidogs In reply to Ris-K [2015-04-13 04:09:47 +0000 UTC]
indeed it could be xD swacko with the stick, and the hairy part...
it's a multi-use weapon :I
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Ris-K In reply to Samuraidogs [2015-04-13 04:12:07 +0000 UTC]
the hairy- oooooh.... Β indeed it is XD
broom secretly is very terrifying XDD
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Samuraidogs In reply to Ris-K [2015-04-13 04:17:27 +0000 UTC]
Indeed >:I The creators of the broom meant for it to be a secret weapon that is a common household item and easy to access, but not many people realize :0
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Ris-K In reply to Samuraidogs [2015-04-13 04:34:21 +0000 UTC]
hhhh... no way... the broom... IS A LIE!
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Ris-K In reply to Samuraidogs [2015-04-14 01:26:57 +0000 UTC]
the broom, man. they're all over my house... i'm feeling unsafe here... D':
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Samuraidogs In reply to Ris-K [2015-04-14 01:32:35 +0000 UTC]
Uh oh 8U What if instead of secret weapons to protect you, brooms were actually secret agents sent to destroy you?
OMG
HIDE
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Ris-K In reply to Samuraidogs [2015-04-14 02:51:36 +0000 UTC]
omg omg omg OMG *hides under the bed*
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Samuraidogs In reply to Ris-K [2015-04-14 02:55:22 +0000 UTC]
*hides hand in tissue box*
I AM SAFE
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Ris-K In reply to Samuraidogs [2015-04-14 03:00:21 +0000 UTC]
AHH! THEY FOUND MEEEEH!!! *runs as fast as i can*
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Samuraidogs In reply to Ris-K [2015-04-14 03:12:10 +0000 UTC]
NOOOOOOOO
TAKE THIS *chucks mop at ju*
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Ris-K In reply to Samuraidogs [2015-04-14 03:16:47 +0000 UTC]
WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSE TO DO WITH THIS?!
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Samuraidogs In reply to Ris-K [2015-04-14 04:00:01 +0000 UTC]
UHHHHHH IDK MAN
WIELD IT OR SOMETHING
*brooms come closer* FSJD:KAN
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Ris-K In reply to Samuraidogs [2015-04-14 04:03:26 +0000 UTC]
AAAHH! NOOOOO! THEY GOT MEEH! HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPP!!!!
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Samuraidogs In reply to Ris-K [2015-04-14 05:41:55 +0000 UTC]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *approx. five episodes later* OOOOOOO I'M COMING TO SAVE YOU
wait
episodes?
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Ris-K In reply to Samuraidogs [2015-04-14 06:53:10 +0000 UTC]
this is a comic apparently =I
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Samuraidogs In reply to Ris-K [2015-04-15 00:05:52 +0000 UTC]
huh :I who's the protagonist
and who's the antagonist?! what if the brooms are the protagonist! NOOooooOooooo
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Samuraidogs In reply to Ris-K [2015-04-15 00:37:05 +0000 UTC]
... of glory
/shot
/by broom?!
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