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...Kill me now.

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More Ahsoka/Boba. By some flimsy plot device, they've wound up handcuffed together and somehow unable to break free. Since handcuffs attract attention, they try to keep their cuffed appendages close between them. Boba learns that even though 10 year olds are practically invisible, young teens "holding hands" aren't, and if one more creepy old guy winks and gives him thumbs up gestures, he's going to kill himself, Fett legacy be damned. Curse you half-naked alien chicks!

Don't worry, Boba, this isn't the most embarassing moment of your career. That'll come in twenty or so years when you get knocked into a Sarlacc pit by a mostly-blind and flailing Solo.

"This is humiliating."
"Please; you're still young enough I bet you think that I have cooties or something."
"No."
Ahsoka didn't even need premonition to know what was coming next after the hasty denial.
"...What are cooties?"
And then after the explination...
"... ....You aren't really diseased, are you?"

Gawd, this is terrible. Expect more.

Description
...Kill me now.

D=

More Ahsoka/Boba. By some flimsy plot device, they've wound up handcuffed together and somehow unable to break free. Since handcuffs attract attention, they try to keep their cuffed appendages close between them. Boba learns that even though 10 year olds are practically invisible, young teens "holding hands" aren't, and if one more creepy old guy winks and gives him thumbs up gestures, he's going to kill himself, Fett legacy be damned. Curse you half-naked alien chicks!

Don't worry, Boba, this isn't the most embarassing moment of your career. That'll come in twenty or so years when you get knocked into a Sarlacc pit by a mostly-blind and flailing Solo.

"This is humiliating."
"Please; you're still young enough I bet you think that I have cooties or something."
"No."
Ahsoka didn't even need premonition to know what was coming next after the hasty denial.
"...What are cooties?"
And then after the explination...
"... ....You aren't really diseased, are you?"

Gawd, this is terrible. Expect more.