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This is all perfectly legal, as nothing here is owned by JPM. Those teeth and contacts are $300 dollar investments by myself for the purpose of being the best damn demon I can be.

If you little yahoos ask me one more friggin' time where I got my "True Blood" contacts, I'mma bust a cap in your friggin' skulls. One: I've been wearing these contacts since before the whole "Super-gay-vampire" craze hit, and Two: Unless you're doing this professionally, $160 PER LENSE (that's right - not the set of contacts. EACH) is WAY too much for you to be spending. Go back to your little HBO fests and Hot Topic counter-culture. I'll go back to doing what you're paying me to do, and ignoring your whiny, obnoxiously BS Bravado asses and going after customers who will do their part without the faggotry at the end trying to be cool.

Touching me won't get your balls back, but it will prove to you that I'm a former wrestling champion, and that Security is waiting right there to help me press charges and have your mommy and daddy pick you up and make you explain why you wasted $60 on getting into a park just to get kicked out.

Description
This is all perfectly legal, as nothing here is owned by JPM. Those teeth and contacts are $300 dollar investments by myself for the purpose of being the best damn demon I can be.

If you little yahoos ask me one more friggin' time where I got my "True Blood" contacts, I'mma bust a cap in your friggin' skulls. One: I've been wearing these contacts since before the whole "Super-gay-vampire" craze hit, and Two: Unless you're doing this professionally, $160 PER LENSE (that's right - not the set of contacts. EACH) is WAY too much for you to be spending. Go back to your little HBO fests and Hot Topic counter-culture. I'll go back to doing what you're paying me to do, and ignoring your whiny, obnoxiously BS Bravado asses and going after customers who will do their part without the faggotry at the end trying to be cool.

Touching me won't get your balls back, but it will prove to you that I'm a former wrestling champion, and that Security is waiting right there to help me press charges and have your mommy and daddy pick you up and make you explain why you wasted $60 on getting into a park just to get kicked out.