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SatsumaLord — Digit's Coffee Rant
Published: 2010-12-31 02:28:26 +0000 UTC; Views: 16694; Favourites: 257; Downloads: 326
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"This malignantly distilled abomination is an insult to my very taste buds! I demand to speak to your manager!"My half of an art-trade with .
Don't let the easy-going beatnik look fool you. Digit here can get pretty passionate when she wants to be; especially if it ever involves coffee and the heresy of ever brewing it improperly. X3
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I can make a better cup of coffee than those people ever could. I always have a good coffee to cream to sugar ratio when I make coffee. About 1/3 of coffee, 1/3 of cream, and 1/3 of sugar. It's a perfect 3 part mixture. PS: I use Black Rifle Coffee Company coffee.
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my reaction to no cream in my coffee. I feel digit's pain on this one.:3
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They have double-doors, so someone with Digit's build should be able to get in okay (with some slight boob smishing of course). X3
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(walks up) Ma'am I am the store's owner, who sold you the coffee?
Digit: THAT HORRIBLE PERSON OVER THERE! (points at Sora)
Me: He's our best worker... I don't understand
Sora: The bitch deserved it when she walked by my house and destroyed the mailbox with her tits, and didn't even bother to leave a note with her information
Me: We'll get you another coffee, I'll talk with him later, JACKASS MAKE OUR CUSTOMER A COFFEE
Digit: WHY I NEVER HEARD SUCH A HORRIBLE-
Me: The boy's name really is Jackass, he's from Pokemon Blue, he was the rival
Digit: Oh...
Jackass: One coffee
Digit: (takes a small portion) Better
Me: And here is a free donut (hands over a bag) sorry for Sora's misbehavior
Digit: Finally a store owner that cares about the product and the customer (leaves after putting a card down)
Jackass: Hey her cell number
Me: (swipes it from his hand) Thank you Jackass...
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Yeah, I know about him. In fact, I find his "Neurotically Yours" cartoons to be fairly enjoyable; especially whenever he has a rant about something.
How about you? Are you a fan? =3
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Yep. I just mentioned it because your character pretty much complains about the same exact thing he does about the Starbu- I mean Starshmucks franchise.
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Oh, Digit isn't mine. She actually belongs to an artist by the name of .
I drew her as part of an art-trade with him; in case you were wondering.
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Well, I was just commenting on how it was like Foamy.
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Don't worry, it's cool. I just wanted to make sure you knew that she wasn't actually mine. I don't want to end up getting credit for someone else's character after all.
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lol those breast of hers will get her what she wants
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She's saying what I'm thinking more than half the time.
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Gotta love a lady who's passionate about her coffee. Certainly is more than enough of her to love anyway.
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Dude, this is for friggin' sweet! Thanks! ^.^
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No worries. I'm just glad you like it.
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note to self: never give bad service to a woman whose boobs can crush a grown man...
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Not sure why anyone would consider giving bad service to such a woman.
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neither am i...but there are some people...
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Ah, quite true, quite true indeed.
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