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Sorry for the lack of comics. Being busy was my mistress and she knows how to use that god damn whip she has called prolific boredom. Still, could be worse eh? Got one comic done.

And I don't like reality TV shows.

1. They milk you for money like I would milk a cow if milk was the only vital substance able to sustain me to keep both my mind and all vital and non vital organs working.

2. People who have real talent on most shows are sidelined because we, the 'ublic' seem to think we know what real talent is despite never attending subject based lessons, entering subject based competitions or test or being a professional in said area.

3. All non talent based shows are a load of incompetent twats playing off to the camera, thinking they are being clever. In reality we could do this by seeing an awful film or looking outside thanks to the degradation of society. We call them 'chavs'. Then they get a big hype because, apparently, most people have nothing better to do in the lives than fall in and out of love with some tosser they have never met and yet seem to know all about despite the phoney image they portray.

4. It is stretched longer than an overzealous man with a penis pump. And yet still stretched longer, and people still watch it, because we've started to watch it, eagerly keeping our beady eyes on what we think we know about.

5. There are more imitations than that of religious deities. Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against religion, but no one can be right and each generation has had their religion and them some and it has died out. Unfortunately, the same does not appear to be true of both reality shows and Bruce Forsythe.

We'll, some much needed bile has been spilt!

In other news, I'm thinking of becoming a hermit! Do you think I should be one, and, if so, where is the best place for my isolation and what one person should I tell my location in times of need?

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Sorry for the lack of comics. Being busy was my mistress and she knows how to use that god damn whip she has called prolific boredom. Still, could be worse eh? Got one comic done.

And I don't like reality TV shows.

1. They milk you for money like I would milk a cow if milk was the only vital substance able to sustain me to keep both my mind and all vital and non vital organs working.

2. People who have real talent on most shows are sidelined because we, the 'ublic' seem to think we know what real talent is despite never attending subject based lessons, entering subject based competitions or test or being a professional in said area.

3. All non talent based shows are a load of incompetent twats playing off to the camera, thinking they are being clever. In reality we could do this by seeing an awful film or looking outside thanks to the degradation of society. We call them 'chavs'. Then they get a big hype because, apparently, most people have nothing better to do in the lives than fall in and out of love with some tosser they have never met and yet seem to know all about despite the phoney image they portray.

4. It is stretched longer than an overzealous man with a penis pump. And yet still stretched longer, and people still watch it, because we've started to watch it, eagerly keeping our beady eyes on what we think we know about.

5. There are more imitations than that of religious deities. Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against religion, but no one can be right and each generation has had their religion and them some and it has died out. Unfortunately, the same does not appear to be true of both reality shows and Bruce Forsythe.

We'll, some much needed bile has been spilt!

In other news, I'm thinking of becoming a hermit! Do you think I should be one, and, if so, where is the best place for my isolation and what one person should I tell my location in times of need?