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Then the Tickler reflected through all of his joys
Barefeet-tickling grown men wouldn't be like teen boys,
He just couldn't foot-tickle the men as he'd choose
First he'd have to get all of them out of their shoes;
He was sure they'd admit barefoot tickling sure rocks
If they didn't, he might make them eat all their socks,
But they'd try to resist, as they'd surely have pride
If he just told them, "Laugh!" then he'd just be denied;
But he knew he could tickle them out of their hope
From his Foot Tickling Kit he took out lots of rope
Then the Tickler just blitzed his wat all through the town
Took each man by surprise and tied every one down;

He took off all their shoes and removed all the socks
From the barefeet of doctors and lawyers and jocks,
Then he grabbed him some feathers and got down to work
Tickling Brendan the Barber and Christian the clerk;
He got Teddy the teacher and then banker Bill
As each foot-tickled man did his best to keep still,
He got Larry the lawyer, mayor Mike, doctor Drew
Ranger Ray, parson Payne, even sheriff Sam too;
Each man vowed to himself not to giggle by half
But the Tickler could tell they all wanted to laugh,
And then both Greg the golfer and janitor Joe
Let a giggle slip each as each wiggled a toe;

Then his feathers raced over their big ticklish feet
Each resolve slowly broke from persuasion so sweet,
One and all had to yield to the Tickler's deft touch
Men all gave in and LAUGHED, it just tickled too much;
Then the keen barefeet-tickling went over the top
Dudes were laughing so hard that they just couldn't stop,
He foot-tickled til no-one could take any more
They all laughed like hyenas and flopped on the floor;
Soon all men in town were all in the same pickle
There wasn't one dude that he didn't foot-tickle,
"I've foot-tickled them all," he said, "it was sublime
Now I'll get ALL their huge barefeet at the same time!"