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So the knowledge began and the certainty grew
Until every last dude in the town surely knew,
Through my hemmings and hawings and gruntings and groans
Past my chuckles and titters and mutters and moans;
Then each man and teen boy in the whole f*ing town
Saw their great barefeet tickling at last bring me down,
Though I'd struggled and fought and most mightily tried
Not one giggle would let me still keep it inside;
I surrendered at last, it was clear I'd been beat
They had finally conquered my bare ticklish feet,
That the fun was just starting I hadn't a doubt
As my laughter boiled over and spilled right on out;

"Ho ho ho! Hee hee hee! Hoo hoo hoo! Ha ha ha!!!
You're all champion ticklers, I swear it by Ra!
Hee hee hee! Ha ha ha! Haw haw haw! Ho ho ho!!!
I can't fight it no more, I just gotta let go!
Hoo hoo hoo! Haw haw haw! Ho ho ho! Har har har!!!
Now I just can't stop laughing, it's gotten too far!
Ha ha ha! Hee hee hee! Har har har! Hoo hoo hoo!!!
I ain't never been tickled as good as by you!
Ho ho ho! Ha ha ha! Hoo hoo hoo! Hay hay hay!!!
You're feet-ticklin my sanity right clean away!
Haw haw haw! Ho ho ho! Ha ha ha! Hee hee hee!!!
Dudes, that TICKLES! My FEET! S*, you're TORTURING me!!!"

My hysterical laughter was splendid to hear
And they honoured their win with a rip-roaring cheer,
They kept tickling and TICKLING my bare helpless feet
They had won their reward and it sure sounded sweet;
My big barefeet had never been tickled so good
I was gigglin and laughin as hard as I could,
As they tickled my tootsies from bottom to top
That d* giggle bug had me, no way I could stop;
My barefeet kept wiggling and jiggling and wriggling
I couldn't stop chucking and chortling and giggling,
It appeared they'd keep tickling my tootsies all night
And I laughed loud and long with a special delight;