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What is your name?
S: Sirrus Dragonskunk, at your service.

What is your gender?
S: Hundred percent male, baby!

What is your age?
S: One score and a year ago, my founding father brought forth a smelly nut onto this land!

Do you want a hug?
S: Depends who's giving it. If its furry with blonde hair and curvy, yes. Otherwise, eh, no.

Do you have any bad habits?
S: Well, with my little girl Sokki, I can be a bit overprotective, but I can't help it. I don;t want my babu girl to get hurt. Same for Terriah.

What is your favorite food?
S: For breakfast, a bowl of honey nut cheerios, Lunch, Mcdonalds cheeseburgers, Dinner, meatloaf and mashed potaytoes with lots of ketchup. Mmm, mmm, good.

What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
S: Coffee

Are you a virgin?
S: "spin changes into Walter" I'm married you moron! "is hit in the face by a boxing glove which leaves his face indented in the shape of the glove" M: Thank you sweetheart. S: Sure thing mom.

Have you killed anyone?
S: No, but I've knocked a crowd dead!

Do you hate anyone?
S: "looks calm for a second and then..." I HATE TWEEN DISNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!! "foams at the mouth and gnaws on own tail until Minerva and sokki restrain him and calm him down, he then fixes himself" Sorry.

Do you have any secrets?
S: you think I'd tell you? that's why they're called secrets. "to the readers" Wow, dumber than illustrated.

What is your favorite season?
S: Winter. I love a good snowball war.

Who is your best friend(s)
S: Well, basically my whole family, siblings, my wife, my daughters, my mentor Screwy squirrel, all the toons I work with. List goes on and on.

What are your hobbies?
S: Causing mayhem with the sibs, watching my girls grow up, learning from the Lonney tunes, and......"quality time" with my wife. "a showe hits him in the head" Ow!

What is your favorite drink?
S: "pulls out a Coke bottle" The delicious refreshing taste of Classic Coca-Cola! "smiles a bright sunny smile and a hand hands him a paycheck"

When is your birthday?
S: August 19th.

What age did you die?
S: Well, a while back, they wanted me to wear a wig for a skit but the color was a little faded so.....Oh, you mean kicked the bucket.

Are you nice or mean?
S: Depends on what you do to my family.

Are you social or shy.
S: Fairly social, though when I was younger I was a bit of a hermit.

What do you think of your parents?
S: "takes a deep sad sigh" Let's skip this one.

What's your weakness?
S: My wife. She got me round her sweet little finger. And I love every minute of it!

How long can you stay underwater?
S: Underwater? Only itme I do that is when Ariel invites us to her royal banquets.

What do you do on a regular basis?
S: Teach my girls toon practice and perform my cartoons and shows.

Do you love someone?
S: My baby, ,my sweetheart, my furry goddess of beauty and grace. "swoons and starts to float out of the chair"

When was the last time you wet yourself?
S: "goes to answer but freezes" Next question.

What's your favorite band?
S: Disturbed! GIVE INTO THE NIGHT! "headbangs"

Ever worn a dress?
S: Once...for a skit! I swear!

What do you consider fun in the day time?
S: Playing with my girls!

At night?
S: Um...."blushes" Next question.

Ever kissed anyone?
S: Well yeah! I'm told I'm pretty good too.

Of the same gender?
S: Er...Bugs Bunny.....FOR A SHORT! I SWEAR IT WAS FOR A SHORT!

What's your favorite thing to touch?
S: Love giving my baby a rub down on her tail. She loves it even more, if you know what I me-"gets hit by a the boxing glove again" Oh, greow a funny bone, why don't ya?!

Anyone loves you?
S: I've always got the love of a furry goddess!

What's your favorite color?
S: Red. My baby's favorite color to wear.

When was the last time you cried?
S: When I almost lost my love.

Do you have a pet?
S: No.

What is your pet's name?
S: "to the reader" Even dumber than the illustration of the illustrated.

Are you crazy?
S: Meh, could be.

What are you?
S: A Gold Striped Dragon Skunk. Scientific name Smellius Lizardus.

What's you nickname?
S: Only my baby can call me those!

Do you consider yourself a happy or down person?
S: For the most part I'm up and about, but sometimes I can get down if something bad is happening.

If you were a superhero, you'll be....
S: Fire Stripe!

Favorite Movie?
S: The Dark Knight! Long Live Christopher Nolan! And, God speed to Heath Ledger.

What is your current occupation?
S: Toon actor.

How do you feel at the minute?
S: Antsy, answering al these questions.

Do you really want to be with someone now?
S: Maybe....

And who is that?
S: Who do you think?

What do you think of your looks?
S: Gotta stay sharp lookin for my baby.

The quiz is over, got anything to say.
S: "stops when he sees Minerva wating for him with a sensual smile" DADDY COMING SUGAR! "dashes toward her"