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Smelly Situation

By Timothy Bettencourt

ACME ACRES STREET-DAY
Buster Bunny is sitting on a park bench eating a peanut butter sandwich. He goes to grab his drink, but he finds it is empty.
BUSTER: Better get a drink before-
He then is unable to speak as the peanut butter has sealed his mouth shut. He then tries to run to a water fountain, but he steps on a banana peel and slides into a pile of paint cans. One falls on his head and covers him in black paint and another leaves a white stripe down his back. He then gets up and tries to shake his head clear.
???: OOH LA LAAA!
He turns to see his friend Fifi le Fume swooning at him. He then realizes that the paint makes him look like a skunk and he cringes in fear.
FIFI: Mon petite skunk-hunk!
Buster then furiously shakes his head but is unable to communicate because of the peanut butter.
FIFI: Hold me!
Fifi then leaps into his arms and wraps her tail around him.
FIFI: Oh, my long-eared lover! You are my fondest wish come true!
She then kisses him repeatedly and her stink rises off her tail. Buster eyes turn into red and black spirals and he dashes out of Fifi’s grip.
FIFI: (to the camera) He is, how you say, a shy boy, no? I am coming for you, my bashful leettle beau!
ACME ACRES LAUNDRY MAT-DAY
Buster is spinning inside of a washing machine. When it stops, he flops out dazed with bars of soap spinning around his head. He looks and sees that the paint is unaffected by the machine and he taps his foot in thought. A hand then hands him a towel and he takes it and starts to dry off. He then stops suddenly and his eyes widen in fear. He then covers his eyes and turns to the one who gave him the towel, which is Fifi. When he uncovers his eyes and sees Fifi, his eyes expand to 5 times their size with an “Ahoogah”. He tries to run, but Fifi grabs him and gives him a sensational kiss, and hiss ears droop and he starts to sweat profusely.
FIFI: Ah knew I would find Vous, Mon amore.
She then cuddles and kisses him and Buster enjoys it greatly, until her scent reaches his nose. He then pops out of her grip and replaces himself with a doll. Fifi continues to kiss the doll until she opens her eyes and looks surprised but then smiles mischievously.
FIFI: (to the camera) He is zee little prankster, no?
ACME ACRES LOONIVERSITY-EXTERIOR-DAY
Buster is now hiding and dashing behind various objects, his eyes stretching out and scanning the area before going to the next object. He finally stops to rest before a statue of Bugs Bunny. He then lies on his back into Fifi’s lap. Not knowing who is right behind him, he puts his hands behind his head and relaxes. Fifi then gently rubs his ears, making him smile.
FIFI: Comfy?
Buster nods but then his eyes open wide in fear and he looks up and he shakes in fear in seeing Fifi.
FIFI: Perhaps it is time to, how you say, be flirty.
Before Buster dashes away, Fifi makes an ahem. Buster looks to see Fifi sitting in a sexy pose with her eyes half closed.
FIFI: Vous know, I think you are handsome.
Buster’s ears droop and he blushes through the paint.
FIFI: Vous may not have much of a tail, but I like you’re cute ears.
Buster looks down shyly with a small smirk. Fifi’s tail then gently rubs his belly.
FIFI: Do Vous think I’m pretty?
She then leans close to him and flutters her eyes. Buster then tries to speak, but the peanut butter in his mouth makes his words sound like flirtatious cooing.
FIFI: (giggles) Vous have a way with words.
She then gently pulls him close and their share a long warm kiss. When they stop, Buster melts into a puddle and his eyes float in the air for a second and then fall into the puddle. He reforms grinning sheepishly and she hugs him.
FIFI: Will Vous be my…boyfriend?
Buster blushes and looks down and Fifi cuddles onto his cheek.
BUSTER: (in his head) I can’t even remember why I ran in the first place.
Fifi’s scent then pokes a stick of dynamite in his nose and it goes off and his pupils spin and stop reading “B.O.”
BUSTER: (in his head) Now I remember.
He then squirms out of Fifi’s grip and dashes away.
FIFI: Why is it zhat a boy is so scared of commitment?
ACME ACRES STREET-DAY
Buster has stopped running and is panting heavily when Babs Bunny walks up to him.
BABS: What happened to you?
Buster then tries to speak, but he can only mumble because of the peanut butter. Babs then spin changes into a doctor outfit.
BABS: Zhis is a classic case of zee excess butter of peanut mute syndrome.
Buster then glares at her and taps his foot.
BABS: Everyone’s a critic.
Babs then spins back to herself and pulls out a giant jug of milk and pours it down Buster’s mouth. She then pulls out a can of paint thinner and tosses it at him, removing the black and white and returning him to his trademark look.
BUSTER: That’s a relief.
FIFI: YOO-HOO!!!
Buster and Babs turn to see Fifi.
BABS/BUSTER: Hiya, Feef.
FIFI: Bonjour Babs and Buster. “Ave you seen a delectable boy skunk?
Buster and Babs both look at each other worried and shake their heads no.
FIFI: Le sigh. My boy has gone Bon voyage. No one loves moi. Le boo. Le hoo Le boo hoo hoo hoo hoo!
Buster and Babs’ ears both droop in sadness until Plucky walks out of an alleyway eating a banana.
PLUCKY: Looks like my scheme worked.
BUSTER: What-Wait. You set me up for this?
PLUCKY: Of course.
BABS: Why?
PLUCKY: To show I’m smarter than you two bunnies. I would never be dumb enough to-
He then slips in the puddle of paint and is colored similar to how Buster was. Babs and Buster both smile and whistle to Fifi. Fifi turns to look and when she sees Plucky, her tails spins like a helicopter blade and her eyes turn into hearts and she runs to him.
FIFI: OOH-LA-LAA!!! Hold me!!
She then grips Plucky in a hug and her scent rises off her tail and Plucky dashes away.
FIFI: When life gives you zee lemons, Vous must go for zee fruit punch. I am coming for you, my little fruit of passion.
Fifi then happily skips after Plucky.
BABS: Looks like Plucky has himself some fowl romance.
The screen then irises out to black.
THE END