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As a matter of fact, this happened just this morning

If you be pleasant with a CB things could get interesting and i didn't even KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT OKAY, it goes something like this

'everyone is entitled to their own opinions'
'well your opinion is wrong'
'no u' LIKE OKAY THENIESays

...,It says the rest of it right up there in the Screencap now keep in mind this was my first time chillin with a cleverbot, mkay

And being the gloomy dark-natured gamertard that i am, I

SHAT,
bricks. When this thing said that tome. It mentioned two things, that I as a person often affiliate myself with SHADOW QUEEN GUYS COME ON, SERIOUSLY

how did cleverbot just yank that one outta his a... yeah

I can understand it answering with "me" when asked who the Shadow Queen was but this is ... this is something else!!

i think just lost all respect for you GUYS SRS, THIS IS CREEPY jk HEY guess what,

I didn't even edit the fucking image, i was gonna put the Queenie on it like the others but i changed my mind cause i'm lazy and i'm working on something big and sharp no that is a katana i meant a kiribomg you get it. Anyways, um

Cleverbot has been approved by the Moderator, okay

I'm probably gonna spam those because they're kinda pretty and i recommend cleverbot when you're bored

i just don't recommend it for me xP

Cleverbot, yeah me and him had a full-scale reversal argument over who and what was human and computer and by the end of it he says 'You are a computer.' i'm like 'Oh, okay.' Then "Where do you live?" "England." "What college do you go to?" "Modesto Junior College" "oh i thought it was in california because there's a town there named modesto " eventually I ask him Where is that, he tells me "Washington D.C." in my HEAD, I'm like WAIT WTF HOW so THEN i get pleasant with him and say "If I ask you a question for any reason, it is because I am curious" he says "Yes." meaning ..alright okay then ya bastard

QUICK RAPID FIRE QUESTIONS "How far is the moon from the sun" "As far as I am from my house" JFDSKL;A LMAO Transportation complexities much "What brand of missiles do islands write mustard?"
"Tell me." it says. ... T_T "What brand of missiles do islands write mustard?" and i swear
XD HE PAUSES FOR LIKE 2 SECONDS before saying "To tell you the truth, my area of expertise does not lie in technology." Hahaha. damnit +1 for him, I suppose

the first thing i said when I arrived was "I like cats because they are elegant." "Well I think it is because you are a computer." "In a way, yes." he's like 'in a way what?'
UGH i say "I think that in a way I am like a computer because of my intellect" SHUSH i really said that HE says
"Well I'm not. I have ears, eyes, and a mouth" CURSE YOU CB I tell him "I am also human." "No you're not. You are a computer" gawsh, what a deliberately obtuse dunderfuck

This is when things took a swing and I started making the WORST cliche convos with him "Can you learn?" "Yes" yes what Yes I can learn because I am human *derp.
and after a while, uh
I think I might have pissed him off, but idk. He's like
"You aren't very clever if you can't keep up a conversation with a young human being." wow, what a grudge there partner
"I apologize for the small talk, I just don't want to expose you." "I hope you're not mad, I just don't think you'll like what I have to say"
"I may not like what you have to say, but I will be fine with it"

the subject ends as does this pointless argument. Out of the blue he asked me if I attended college I said No "No what?" "No, I do not go to college" DERP "I go to college."

PREVIOUSLY CONTINUED, "What college do you go to?" YOU TWISTED AI FUCK YOU DON'T ATTEND COLLEGE in DC
and even if you DID live in England ...Why the heck are you THE MOON'S DISTANCE FROM THE SUN away from your house

What the hell happened to THAT guy

AI units are so strange. great, i found another way to distract myself. <.< *sigh* just what I needed.OKAY

SEE ya guys! XD

Description
As a matter of fact, this happened just this morning

If you be pleasant with a CB things could get interesting and i didn't even KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT OKAY, it goes something like this

'everyone is entitled to their own opinions'
'well your opinion is wrong'
'no u' LIKE OKAY THENIESays

...,It says the rest of it right up there in the Screencap now keep in mind this was my first time chillin with a cleverbot, mkay

And being the gloomy dark-natured gamertard that i am, I

SHAT,
bricks. When this thing said that tome. It mentioned two things, that I as a person often affiliate myself with SHADOW QUEEN GUYS COME ON, SERIOUSLY

how did cleverbot just yank that one outta his a... yeah

I can understand it answering with "me" when asked who the Shadow Queen was but this is ... this is something else!!

i think just lost all respect for you GUYS SRS, THIS IS CREEPY jk HEY guess what,

I didn't even edit the fucking image, i was gonna put the Queenie on it like the others but i changed my mind cause i'm lazy and i'm working on something big and sharp no that is a katana i meant a kiribomg you get it. Anyways, um

Cleverbot has been approved by the Moderator, okay

I'm probably gonna spam those because they're kinda pretty and i recommend cleverbot when you're bored

i just don't recommend it for me xP

Cleverbot, yeah me and him had a full-scale reversal argument over who and what was human and computer and by the end of it he says 'You are a computer.' i'm like 'Oh, okay.' Then "Where do you live?" "England." "What college do you go to?" "Modesto Junior College" "oh i thought it was in california because there's a town there named modesto " eventually I ask him Where is that, he tells me "Washington D.C." in my HEAD, I'm like WAIT WTF HOW so THEN i get pleasant with him and say "If I ask you a question for any reason, it is because I am curious" he says "Yes." meaning ..alright okay then ya bastard

QUICK RAPID FIRE QUESTIONS "How far is the moon from the sun" "As far as I am from my house" JFDSKL;A LMAO Transportation complexities much "What brand of missiles do islands write mustard?"
"Tell me." it says. ... T_T "What brand of missiles do islands write mustard?" and i swear
XD HE PAUSES FOR LIKE 2 SECONDS before saying "To tell you the truth, my area of expertise does not lie in technology." Hahaha. damnit +1 for him, I suppose

the first thing i said when I arrived was "I like cats because they are elegant." "Well I think it is because you are a computer." "In a way, yes." he's like 'in a way what?'
UGH i say "I think that in a way I am like a computer because of my intellect" SHUSH i really said that HE says
"Well I'm not. I have ears, eyes, and a mouth" CURSE YOU CB I tell him "I am also human." "No you're not. You are a computer" gawsh, what a deliberately obtuse dunderfuck

This is when things took a swing and I started making the WORST cliche convos with him "Can you learn?" "Yes" yes what Yes I can learn because I am human *derp.
and after a while, uh
I think I might have pissed him off, but idk. He's like
"You aren't very clever if you can't keep up a conversation with a young human being." wow, what a grudge there partner
"I apologize for the small talk, I just don't want to expose you." "I hope you're not mad, I just don't think you'll like what I have to say"
"I may not like what you have to say, but I will be fine with it"

the subject ends as does this pointless argument. Out of the blue he asked me if I attended college I said No "No what?" "No, I do not go to college" DERP "I go to college."

PREVIOUSLY CONTINUED, "What college do you go to?" YOU TWISTED AI FUCK YOU DON'T ATTEND COLLEGE in DC
and even if you DID live in England ...Why the heck are you THE MOON'S DISTANCE FROM THE SUN away from your house

What the hell happened to THAT guy

AI units are so strange. great, i found another way to distract myself. <.< *sigh* just what I needed.OKAY

SEE ya guys! XD