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*Throne Room*Luma X: The Great Fiasco.
While the others were fussing amongst themselves, the woman took the time to inspect the witch's injuries... It seemed as though she had none. The woman planted a kiss where the witch had hit her head, assuming that she was still asleep. However... upon further inspection, the woman was startled to discover that the witch was wide awake! "Oh my... when did you awaken, dear?" The witch did not respond, and instead shed a bittersweet tear, as she was both somewhat happy that she was being shown some form of affection, and most displeased that she was being treated this way. "No one has ever kissed me before," she whispered blankly. The woman stood above her, slowly cracking an ear-to-ear grin, revealing her sharp fangs. "Ye vile thing!" the witch shouted. Though her words were filled with hatred, she could not stop thinking about the kiss. Nor could the woman stop thinking about what the witch previously said. "Not even once?" she asked. The witch grew confused... "P-pardon?" "You said no one has ever kissed you..." "Y-yes, that is correct. Why has thou asked me such?" As if the woman wasn't aroused enough, the way the witch spoke reminded her of the way the angel spoke before she turned her human... which "bewitched" her ever more so. The woman couldn't hold back any longer and grew claws, slicing the green rope that bound the witch, who refused to get up. The woman saw this as a perfect chance to do what she had intended to do in the first place. She grabbed hold of both the witch's arms and pulled her off the ground and to her feet. The witch afterwards began to stand up, but only out of bewilderment. "What art thou doing? Unhand me at once!" Although angry, the witch was badly perplexed as well as frightened, which caused her to stand perfectly still. The woman placed her hand around the witch's head, caressing her hair gently as she tried to keep herself from drooling. "You're so majestic... yesss. What is your name?" The witch looked away, face as red as a strawberry. Before she said anything, the woman cut her off. "Ah yes... 'Dolores,' was it? Such a delicious name, fitting for a woman of your stature..." The woman's hands traveled up the side of the witch's waist before stopping at her back, in which she pulled her closer. "Curses... you're so seductive. Why, if I didn't know any better I would share your lovely body with the world... But I'd much rather keep the spoils for myself." The woman giggled softly as the witch began sweating out of extreme discomfort. "H-how didst thou come about the knowledge of my name?" "Stop trying to change the subject," said the woman sternly. "If no one has kissed you... I will be your first." "Absolutely not! Unhand me!" "You aren't making any effort to get freeeee... This is what a kiss really feels like." The woman proceeded to press her lips against the witch's, but she began struggling against her will wildly, screaming and shouting. The woman had an instant thought of using magic on her to paralyze the witch lightly, until she began to notice that the witch's struggling was gradually decreasing. The woman engaged in liplock with the witch, whose will was now diminishing, and forced her long tongue inside her mouth. As the witch was about to unwillingly return the favor, the woman suddenly stopped and looked at the witch's eyes and tongue. "What's this? Your eyes are no longer yellow, they're... black. And your tongue is a deep shade of purple? Young witch, you are just too much!" The woman embraced the witch, kissing her more passionately... But she suddenly let go, aware of the time restraint. The ephemeral length between now and the deadline was fast approaching, and she stepped away from the witch, disappointed. "I'd love to do much more, but there is an actual reason I brought you here, Dolores." "What... is that...?" panted the witch. "Forgive me for the immense amount of displeasure I will bring you in a few brief moments." The woman snapped her fingers, and the creatures appeared by her side. She instructed that each of them grab the witch's limbs and hold her above the spot in the floor pulsating with a magical scent. The woman's finger lit up as she kneeled down and drew a large, neon-pink circle around the witch, and magically made metal rings appear on each of the witch's limbs. The creatures let go, awaiting further orders. The witch stared down at the floor emotionless and benighted, as the woman created cloaks for the creatures to wear. "This may get a little messy." As she said this, she made one for herself too, and sat down in the throne. She appearified a replica of the spellbook beside her, and began looking for an "undo" spell in case something went wrong. Satisfied, she continued to the back of the book and found the page with the forbidden spell. "Two minutes, everything is set." Casting the enormous amount of magic power required to activate the spell, the woman began chanting the words instructed by the book. The ring around the witch grew larger in size and had begun to rotate, gradually increasing in speed as another ring appeared around it, the chanted words flowing onto the ground between them. A three-pointed star appeared in the middle of the circle, changing colors rapidly as the entire floor surrounding the witch lit up. A low humming noise was heard, and the atmosphere suddenly grew tense and uncomfortable. "I feel like I'm going to throw up," said the black creature. "Me too... something's wrong with this spell." The silver creature tugged the cloak's hood over her top, trying to keep the light out of her eyes. The green one yelled, "Why do I feel all tingly?! And ...And sick!" "It's the spell, stupid!" the teal one replied. The woman didn't mind at all... she enjoyed every moment of the spectacle, hoping she'd be able to create a new being perfectly fit for her love. The patterns inside the rings suddenly lifted from the floor and took on the form of electricity, covering the witch's body completely. The circles on the floor then disappeared, during which an eerie silence occured. The electric words still crawled erratically all over the witch, though she felt no pain. Soon, the floor opened up a large multicolored circle around the witch once again, as the humming sound began to increase in pitch. The electric words commenced bringing the witch horrid amounts of pain, which caused her to scream. "My, that noise you're making is most favorable to my ears, please do continue to make it. ...Oh, time's up. I wonder what will happen now." The woman grinned wickedly, watching as the ceiling opened up right above the witch, moonlight pouring into the room, only to be replaced by the light of the spell. The spell's light and the full moon's light came into contact, creating a dark pink beacon of light. The electric words then increased dramatically in voltage, making the witch scream even more. The woman was very pleased to hear that sound, and was even more pleased that things were going smoothly... Until another distorted sound of an increasing level of power was heard, and the original sound of the now high-pitched humming began to decrease in pitch rapidly. Displeased, the woman leaned forward. "What's wrong? What is going on?" "I don't know," answered the silver and black creatures. The woman turned her attention back to the witch, who was now too exhausted to even scream. That is, until the beacon of light turned dark red. The electric turned black and grew in size, negating all of the witch's desire not to scream - it forced her to. The sound of power rising much higher than its original intent indicated that something was terribly wrong. Though somewhat pleased by the witch's screaming, she begun to notice this, and panicked. "Shut it off! Shut it off NOW!" "We can't!!" shouted the creatures. A frightening wave of nostalgia washed over her at that moment - Before he passed, her father had warned her of the dangers of the book. Not only that, she recalled having a dream like this once as a teenager... four cloaked figures, a woman in a circle... and a dark cloaked person sitting in a throne, grinning. She remembered the grin suddenly disappearing from the figure's shadowy face, and a loud high-pitch sound was heard, and then... She shook her head, realizing the incomprehensibly horrific mistake she made, and quickly looked to the replica spellbook for answers, finding the Undo spell and casting it on the lightshow of a mess before her. . . Unfortunately, it failed. Again, she tried. And again, and again... "You FOOL! We must leave immediately! The situation is dire!" The silver creature had already begun to leave, as did the green and teal ones. The black one however, refused to leave, and instead floated up to the woman, whose eyes were drenched with tears. "Are you trying to save her?" The woman nodded, and explained that if she couldn't have a perfect being, the witch would have been enough; she didn't wish for her to die, not like this. The black creature nodded in understanding, sighing heavily. "What did I tell ya... killin's our job lady. Besides... At least you get to die with that witch you like so much, ...and at least I get to die with you as my awesome leader." With that, the woman smiled happily. The witch took one final glance at the woman... "Why..." were her final words before the entire building erupted in a hailstorm of sparks and light, collapsing in on itself before it exploded with a magical shockwave that blew the leaves off the trees in every direction. The silver creature emerged from behind one of the trees nearby the fortress, shaking her head as she looked up at the moon, which was now a scarlet color mixed with midnight blue. "Tsk tsk tsk, you all made such a mess..." Meanwhile... The angel had gone out searching for her superior, heading in the direction of the explosion she saw... "The moon should not be that color. Something is wrong." She arrived at the site and began examining the wreckage, ...but didn't see any sign of her. She came to the conclusion that the witch was dead, and instantly became too angry to cry, or think. She descended into a demonic transformation where her skin tone was of that of the sky, and her eyes were red... She wanted to exact revenge upon whoever murdered her superior. She quickly set out to seek and destroy, sniffing out the scent of the one responsible. Or rather, the one whose evil scent was easy to spot, and the one responsible for the hole in the wall on the side of the castle. Before long, she came across a woman lying down in the middle of a trail; she had used all her magical energy executing that spell, and trying to make it stop. She was completely fatigued. The descended angel knew that she was to blame, and screamed in anger as she ferociously darted up to the woman and kicked her into a nearby tree. Something inside the woman snapped and caused her to unleash a new unfathomable amount of magical power, some of which she used to heal herself. . . As she stood up, she saw the face of her opponent, and her power withered entirely; the angel took this as a chance to attack, and flew forward, thrusting her fist into the woman's face and against a tree. She stood back, ready to attack again. "Where is she?!" The woman attempted to reason with her, telling her who she actually was. "Oh... then I'm very sorry for doing this, but I have to... What did you do to my superior?!" The woman confessed, but only to a certain extent. "That's... really strange." She then asked her why she ran away from home, to which the angel replied, "You were going to do an evil spell! One even I would not allow!" At first, the woman couldn't respond. Then she told her what the real purpose of the spell was. "If that is the case... If you wanted someone else, why didn't you leave me? Moreover, why did you NOT WANT ME TO LEAVE IF YOU LOVED ME SO?!!" The woman could not reply . . . "I will ask you one more time. Where is my beloved Master?" "Did you not see the explosion? Clearly, she is dead." Before the angel could move an inch, the woman spoke up. "I apologize... really, I do. The spell... your superior, the dark witch... it all went up in that explosion." The descended angel grew ever more dark in demonic nature, her eyes turning white as her skin turned a dark black against the midnight forest. "You casted that horrible spell on my superior... the spell failed, which caused an explosion, THAT ENDED HER LIFE?!!" Her voice echoed throughout the woods endlessly... "You will recieve NO MERCY!" The angelic demon lost control and nearly ended the woman's life that night, but as dawn approached, she decided to spare her as an insult - and as a warning that if they ever met again, she would end her life.
Mario: Sheesh... remind me never to get Zera mad again. ...No Luigi, seriously. Make sure you remind me on a constant basis.
Luigi: Why me?
Luma X: Excuuuse me, uh, not done.
Mario: Oopsie.
Luma X: A devastated witch lay on the ground, only inches away from the castle door. She had been traveling with a sore body for hours, and was satisfied to finally make it to her castle. "It is a shame that Zera could not hear out my final request." "What are you talking about?" asked a strangely distorted voice. The witch rolled over and was surprised to see the angel again, but she was oozing in dark energy... "Art thou... my Zera?" asked the witch. The angelic demoness nodded, ascending back into her original appearance. She helped the witch off the ground and pulled her into a hug. "I'm so glad that you made it, Master." "I am glad that thou art still alive as well, Zera." Elsewhere... The silver creature reunited with the green one, but could not find the teal one. "Don't worry, as long as he's alive, I will be too." The two laughed... And so, the legacy ends, with few bonds unbroken... The end. ...Or is it?
Teel: Holy crap that was incredible. ...I meant my amount of dialogue.
Luma X: Wow, you're just... ugh-
Daisy: Sequel, NOW.
Luma X: Alright, fine. But it isn't much of one... Fact time! Okay... Rumor has it that Luma Z, also known as Naomi Musale, died in the explosion... the thing is, the rumor also goes so far as to say that after she died, she turned into a beautiful Boo. =o
Complice: Huh, that's interesting.
Luigi: Yep, tell us more! ^^
Luma X: Okay. Um...
Chirp: OOONE BIG OL GIANT QUESTION I have for you lil ladeh. )=7
Luma X: Fire away.
Chirp: How do you know all this???
Leet: 7H47'5 3X4C7LY WH47 1 W4N73D 70 KN0W.
Teel: Yeah, seriously.
Complice: That's some story you told, you didn't even read it from a book!
Luma X: I have my ways.
Daisy and Mario: Which are...??
Luma X: Lurking all over the forest, 4 years' worth of stalking everyone and everything within a 6 mile radius, lurking, more lurking, aaaand... you won't believe this. The woman, also known as the leader of the "Twin Angels," ...had a diary. She wrote EVERYTHING in it. Slap all that together and shoot it out in a narrative perspective, aaand there you go. A legacy.
Mario: Wooow. How did you do that?
Luma X: _ _lll I just ...told you. Hey Daisy, sorry to bring this up, but... remember that poem about the girl and the flower?
Daisy: Yeah, what about it?
Luma X: It was an omitted part of the legacy. It was a poem the woman wrote in her diary as a little girl. The day after I sliced the flower up, I went up to her to apologize, but didn't know how to talk very well, and was embarrassed that she'd tease me because of it, so I did not speak. That was the very first time I met her.
Daisy: O___O Maaan, this story is all kinds of twisted.
Luma X: On top of that, there's going to be a sequel. Which isn't really a sequel, but it's as nuts as the one I just told you. Only a billion times shorter-
Teel: Thank GOD-
Luma X: And it is actually a backstory just a bit farther back in time, before the wizard war at the beginning of my previous one.
Chirp: Wow. Now we're time-traveling.
Luma X: Are you all ready?-
???: Haha, you thought I was DEAD?
Luma X: What the HELL?? NO WAY... NO, w a y.
???: Waaay, and you better believe it too.
Leet: 0MG, 15 7H47 WH0 1 7H1NK 17 15?!!
Teel: I totally thought you were screwed. |D No but seriously, is that you Naomi?
???: Yep. In the flesh. Except I'm not in a coat of flesh.
Teel: ... You make that sound so gross.
???: Oh hush.
Mario: I can't keep track of all these people.
Luigi: Wow, so ... the black guy survived in this story?
*everyone looks at Luigi*
Luigi: ... What, why are you all looking at me like that? '_'
Teel: Technically, yes-
Luma X: Except she's not a guy...
Leet: 4ND 5H3 15 B451C4LLY D34D.
Chirp: So you're the Boo from that rumor, huh? What do you look like?
???: Chirp, we're closer in relations than you might think.
Chirp: Eh uh, WHut-
*A pink and white Boo with brown eyes and green glasses with brown hair tied back in a spikey ponytail appears in the throne with a fan in hand, revealing her face to the crowd as she approaches them*
Luigi: L-L-Luscious Lex Luther! 8Y
Mario: Luigi Lombardi Lamborghini! 8O
Daisy: Lovely lips on land! =O
Complice: Launching long leopards! *O*
Luma X: Lapdance leisure language! OB
Teel: Library's limited literature! ... Yeah. B)
Leet: L3WD L0L1C0N L30N! . . . . 5HU7 UP. BC
Chirp: L-L-Lady M-M-MUSE?!! &7 YOU'RE the ... Whaaaaaa?!
Mario: Hold on. "Lady Muse?" ... Crap, she's prettier than Bow I mean, who is she?
Chirp: She's... my girlfriend. *turns invisible*
Teel: Huh, color me surprised.
Luma X: Is that true, Naomi?
Lady Muse: Yes. I'm all one in the same.
Teel: Hey uh, your "boyfriend" over here tried to beat me up.
Chirp: Ya smartass, I didn't TRY to, your ass was teal-colored GRASS. ...I mean uh uh-oh-
LM: Why did you attack him Chirp?
Chirp: He was talkin crap! And everyone here got sick of it!
Daisy: Hey, don't involve me.
Luigi: But you're the one who-
Daisy: SHH. >8X
LM: *sigh* Really, when will you just learn to ignore people?
Chirp: The day I go deaf.
LM: Listen, try not to give him a reason to bite, and he won't. Simple enough.
Chirp: You make it sound like it's so damn simple. >7
Teel: It IS simple. |D
Chirp: SEE?! LIKE THAT. >87 I'ma punch this lil fucker square in the NOSE-
LM: Not before I do that to you first Chirp, back off. Now.
Chirp: Yes ma'am. o.o
Teel: Haha, Chirp is Naomi's... BITCH. |D
Chirp: *zaps Teel with lightning*
Teel: *stands up, dusting himself off* That hurt you know. But not as much as she's about to hurt you.
Chirp: Awww... crappitz.
LM: Chirp, come here. *grabs Chirp by the tail and drags him off into the background*
Chirp: AVENGE M3333EEEEeeee....
-cenSOREd-
Chirp: *awkwardly floats back onscreen covered in bandages*
Teel: NOW who got their ass whupped?
Chirp: OMFG Teel, I swear to the chickens-
LM: Teel, he didn't give you any reason to say that to him.
Teel: ...Uh, he ... looked at me funny?
Chirp: HE'S LYING-
LM: Fair enough.
Chirp: WHAT, THE HELL.
LM: Just don't do it again.
Chirp: THAT'S BETTER.
Teel: I'll try.
Chirp: What's THAT supposed to mean?! >&7
Teel: It supposed to mean that your mom.
Chirp: grAGGHHH-
LM: Teeeel... :/
Teel: Hey, he yelled at me okay?
LM: Just... stop, both of you.
Luma X: She reminds me of me...
Leet: 4ND CH1RP R3M1ND5 M3 0F M3, L0L.
Complice: Shit just got ridiculous. 'o'
Mario: "Ridiculous" just got shitted on.
Luigi: Yeah, "ridiculous" isn't a good enough word for this.
Luma X: Hey, can we get back to the matter at hand please?
LM: Haha, sorry. These two were starting to keep me busy. xD
Luma X: ... The moon... Where are the Queen and Servant?
LM: Oh, you mean the witch and angel?
Mario: WHOOOA. Hold on. The WITCH, was ... the SHADOW QUEEN?!
Luma X: Yes, yes it was. I'm surprised that I didn't make everything in the story obvious enough for you.
Luigi: Daaaang, that's a really good plot twist.
Daisy: Wow, you guys are stupid.
Luma X: Well, guys ARE stupid you know.
LM: Hey now ladies, as much as I'd like to agree, let's not get all egotistical.
Mario: Then... then... then WHO'S THE WOMAN?! ARGH THIS IS SO CONFUSING-
Luigi: Yeah, like trying to find both ends of spaghetti. Blindfolded.
Chirp: Hahahaha. XD
LM: Riiiiight uh Hey, before I answer your question, may I say something?
Luma X: And what would that be Naomi?
LM: I'M A BETTER KUNOICHI THAN YOU. 8D
Luma X: Augh... gawd. Fuck- Okay, I admit it, you finally out-ninja'd me. Whatever-
LM: No, I want to hear you say the words "Naomi is a better kunoichi than me." Go on, say it.
Chirp: *whispers to Mario* So much for not getting egotistical.
Mario: Seriously.
LM: But Chirp, we're AAALLL HYPOCRITEZ w @~~~~
Luigi: Dude, ... I think your girlfriend broke.
Teel: Looks like X got ninja-pwned. Haha-Huh?
Luma X: *pokes Teel with the kunai* Don't make me hurt you. -3-
LM: Alright everyone, if you want to know where the bedroom is, follow me. Because I'm a better ninja than X. And I know where everything's at.
Mario and Luigi: Can you show us to the food room???
*The Shadow Queen's Bedroom*
SQ: No... Bah, as long as you're by my side in battle, nothing can stop us.
Zera: But the mage... I fear she is worlds more powerful than you remember...!
SQ: Are you underestimating me, dear? A very unwise mistake.
Zera: I'm ... I'm sorry!
SQ: *hugs Zera tightly, making her gasp* ... Underestimating my power is more unwise than just merely "underestimating your opponent." She and I are rivals... (Likely bittersweet rivals.)
Zera: Bitter... sweet? How so-
SQ: You never heard that. . . What kind of connection do you and the mage share again?
Zera: We were like kin... sisters. I was very very happy with her, much like I was with you, Your Darkness.
SQ: Ah, saying that touches my soul... you should address me like that more often.
Zera: -'_'- . . .
SQ: Sssisterssss... And you were happy with her, you say... What caused her sudden change of heart?
Zera: The spellbook.
SQ: Oh, right. Hm, did we not discuss this same matter ages ago?
Zera: *giggles* Ages? I don't think it's been that lon-
SQ: Look when you're old like me time takes a toll on you okay, just... leave it at that... The same night the mage and her four cohorts broke into the bedroom, you and I talked about this woman.
Zera: Then you sent me on a mission... Do you think it was a diversion? Just so they could capture you?
SQ: I cannot pinpoint their intentions regarding that matter. Diversion or not, it seemed they had other plans with me instead... What happened between you and the mage that night?
Zera: *stands up, gritting her teeth and holding her head* Ogh... It was an experience worse than you could imagine. . . For HER, I mean. My Nega form isn't taking this very lightly, and would recommend that I not talk about it.
SQ: Ohhh?
Zera: Let's just say... *voice suddenly changes* HER GORY DEMISE WAS IMMINENT!!!- *covers her mouth* OxO''
SQ: Oh MY! DB
Zera: I...
SQ: Was that your Nega form? That is NOT the Nega I remember.
Zera: That was my true Nega... She would be considered my "Dark" side if I had one.
SQ: You have a Dark form?? =O
Zera: No... My Nega has a true form.
SQ: ... True form...?
Zera: Enough about me... What happened with you and the mage, Master?
SQ: -O.O- Oh stars... it was an experience worse than you could imagine. For ME, that is.
Zera: Hehehe, I just said that. What happened, exactly?
SQ: Other than being suspended above a magical pentagram 3 feet above the ground by floating metal rings and shocked with ten or twenty thousand volts of black-magically corrupted electricity for fifteen minutes, not to mention also being the very core of the climactic explosion that occurred thereafter due to the spell's utter albeit disappointing failure, ... Not much else. One thing is certain though: IT. FUCKING, HURT.
Zera: Wooow. I knew that the explosion had harmed you severely, but I didn't know the mage had done all that damage to you! Now I know all the details...
SQ: Oh ho ho, nooo you doN'T my dear. 8T
Zera: There's more?
SQ: Yes... I have a confession to make. I was being held against my will, fact. The thing is that... My will was taken from me, and even if I had it, it would not let me move my body. It was as if it wanted me to keep still.
Zera: Well of course, you were held in the air by an unknown force.
SQ: Ugh, no... She... violated me, seduced me. I ...
Zera: Whaaaa? =o
SQ: Zera, I ... pressed my tongue against hers with reckless abandon - my mind was telling me no, but my body was whispering yes! ... She KISSED me!
Zera: MASTER DOLORES!! Please tell me what you're saying isn't true!
SQ: It is... I couldn't help myself Zera, I didn't WANT to. (Fuck...) I meant, I wanted to help myself, but couldn't. (...FAWK.) I did not want to go through with it. My body was no longer under my mind's control - it felt numb, and warm... It was a nice sensation but I didn't like it! But I did... and didn't...
Zera: Hold on, did you, or DIDN'T you like it? S=T
SQ: I . . . loved it and hated it all at once Zera, I'm deeply sorry! Curses... I'm such a damn pushover. *facepalm x2 combo*
Zera: No you aren't... to be completely sure, ...WHO kissed you???
SQ: It was... it was...
*The room suddenly fills with dark red mist as the bathroom explodes, spraying debris everywhere and revealing an enormous hole in what used to be the wall and bathroom - a shadowy figure leaps into the room, crouching lowly against the floor*
???: Hooo... eehyehehehahahahahaaaa... "La... la la la la la... la, la... La, la, la la... La la la laaa.~" Oh Dolores, your song is just too sweet to my ears.
Zera: My body... I feel like I'm going to rip in half just looking at her!
SQ: Zera...
Zera: Yes?
SQ: The one who kissed me is that dark mage girl you see before you... It was her,
SUCCUMBUS LOLITA QUOLITA!
*The Food Bar*
LM: T_T Coming HERE first wasn't exactly my intention.
Luma X: That's what happens when you hang around the brothers for too long, ya treat em to dinner. By accident.
*Mario and Luigi share a pizza*
Daisy: Man... the way they eat that thing is starting to make ME hungry! >.<
Complice: Are they taking their time, or are they rushing? Because ... I really can't tell.
Chirp: Huh, Luigi's taking his time but is almost done, whereas Mario is rushing but isn't making any progress at all. ...Either way... That pizza is almost done for. =7
*The Bros. finish scarfing down their slices, only to look at the final slice of pizza in the box*
Luigi: J:
Mario: :L
Both Bros: I CALL FIRST DIBS!
*awkward 3 second silence*
Mario: Hell no, me first!
Luigi: Hehehno way in HELL, because if you go FIRST, there will be no SECONDS! >
Mario: That's what I meant! You're not getting this slice bro!
Luigi: Yes I am, wanna see? *quickly reaches for the slice*
Mario: *slams fist on the box, launching the pizza into the air*
Luigi: *jumps over the table, catches the slice in mid-air, and skids across the floor on his stomach*
Mario: *runs up to him and stomps on his wrists, picking up the slice in the process*
Luigi: *grabs Mario's leg and trips him, catching the slice with his free hand and getting up on his feet*
Mario: *kick-trips Luigi, catches the slice with both hands and gets up*
Luigi: Grr! *scrambles up to his feet and backflip-kicks the slice out of Mario's hands*
*The pizza goes airborne as both bros. jump for the pizza*
Chirp: That is so epic, I think I might even draw it. =O
Mario: *knees Luigi in the nuts*
Luigi: Blaghh!! *starts falling down*
Mario: *tries to jump on his head in an attempt to gain more altitude to catch the pizza*
Luigi: *Super-Jump-Punches Mario into the ceiling, catches the pizza and begins sailing back down*
Mario: *uses his legs to force-kick himself out of the ceiling, falling down to Luigi's height*
Luigi: Oh CRAP!
Mario: *Super-Jump-Punches Luigi who loses grip of the slice, but because of loss of altitude, he can no longer grab the slice, and also sails back down*
*The pizza lands in the box as the two Bros. land on their backs, exhausted*
Complice: What is this, "Super Smash Bros. Pizza?" '_-
Chirp: Complice, that would be an AWESOME name for a pizza restaurant! 8D
Leet: 1 H4V3 70 4GR33 0N 7H47 0N3, GH057LY FL4M3-7URD, Y0U'R3 4 G3N1U5. XD
Daisy: Yup. x)
Complice: Aw gee, thanks.
.. . . STOP CALLING ME THAT.Mario: Whoo... I'm beat.
Luigi: Heheh, not yet. Ready for Round 2?
Mario: Naw, too tired.
Luigi: Yah, me too bro.
Mario: . . . You know what Luigi? You can have the slice.
Luigi: Aw Mario... naw, I think you deserve it more.
Mario: No, I insist, you can have it.
Luigi: You're older so I have to respect you bro, you have it.
Mario: Ahh... Okay. *gets up to retrieve the pizza, when he suddenly sees that Luigi has also gone for the slice* What the...?
Luigi: Actually, I changed my mind. c:
Mario: Damnit weegee! >.<
*Both Bros. stare each other down, anticipating the other's next move*
Mario: J:<
Luigi: >:L
LM: ...You have to be kidding. Wow, this is getting intense. xD
<-ROUND TWO->
S T R I F E !
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*The Shadow Queen's Bedroom*
*A cat-eared woman with bluish-black hair, [one bang covering her right eye and her other eye a mixture of scarlet and midnight blue,] wearing a short black vest over a purple skirt revealing everything up to her thighs, and black nylon socks ... stands before the Queen and Servant, grinning*
Zera: (I won't let my Nega side take over me...) >=[ *stands there, frozen with fear* (I ... I can't move suddenly! Why do I feel like this?) Master... I ...I can't move my body!
SQ: What? Why?!
Succumbus: Hehehehe... The paralysis that you are experiencing right now little angel, is due to the opposing forces acting upon your body; you and your Nega are fighting for control with equal strength, thus rendering your body as useful as a delicious lump of flesh... I think I'll try some.
SQ: *stands in front of Zera, hands outstretched* I won't let you touch her!
Zera: Ahh, argh! AAA! *flickers from Nega colors to original, dropping to her knees and holding her head* GrraaAGH! Eghh... ohh-
SQ: Zera! Fight back! You mustn't descend!
Succumbus: Ha... It seems your little angel cannot move in this state. I think I will just toss you aside and have her all to myself. *begins walking toward them*
SQ: Don't think it will be that easy... Not as easy as it was long ago, when I had my guard down.
Succumbus: *continues walking* . . . Dolores, why are you challenging me to a battle? I just want to avoid hostility by taking your lovely servant off your han-
SQ: NO. You will NOT. You have no choice in the matter, you MUST fight me...
Succumbus: Aw. Really? *walks up to the Queen, licking her lips*
SQ: >={
Succumbus: You have not yet made your move, Dolores.
SQ: Because the battle will not start unless you make yours first, emo catgirl.
Succumbus: Ah,~ so you've noticed the look I've been trying to go for! Spot-on observation, my yellow-eyed witch...
SQ: It was meant as an insult.
Succumbus: I'll take it as a complement just to avoid getting in a bad mood.
SQ: Why are you so focused on trying to handle things in a formal manner Succumbus? You KNOW how tense the atmosphere is right now between us.
Succumbus: Why are you so focused on settling things by means of violence, Dolores? You KNOW how much tense atmospheres tease me.
SQ: . . .
Succumbus: *gets closer to SQ, only centimeters from her face* I tend to "bite" if you tease me too much. Where should I bite first... I prefer the ear, it's a sensitive spot... What do you think, Dolores?
SQ: *stands still* ...Do not touch me.
Succumbus: Oh why not?~ I only wanted to satisfy you.
SQ: If you nibbled on my ear, you would be teasing me as well. >=T
Succumbus: Touché...
SQ: I thought you wanted to "toss me aside," hm?
Succumbus: I think I'll play with you for a bit first. You're as beautiful as ever, Dolores. You make me jealous that I don't have your entire body in place of mine. I do enjoy this one, though... I want you and the angel to experience the pleasure dripping from my body. . . Ah, even the thought of doing so with YOUR body is really starting to do a number on my arousal level, it's just too much!
SQ: Stop with the self-induced, sensual vexations already.
Succumbus: *puts her arm around SQ's head, stroking her hair* Ah, I see you're getting impatient; My, someone's a bit moist. >;3 I'll just sweettalk you instead... Tell me, how long were you turned on after the explosion?
SQ: *remains still* For your information, my body was too weakened to produce such a hormone. I shall say this though: It did more help to my body than harm.
Succumbus: Yesss... everyone in that explosion was magically enhanced beyond their wildest dreams. Including me... So you may regret fighting me.
SQ: You are underestimating me Succumbus.
Succumbus: *whispers in her ear* No... YOU... are underestimating me.
SQ: Grr... >[
Succumbus: Why aren't you moving? Do you like it? *nibbles on her ear*
SQ: *spins away from her, quickly drawing a black sword with silver flames* No. But you will enjoy the pain when I run you through with my Blade of Void.
Succumbus: *takes her whip out, cracking it against the floor* Oh, that's right. Because to me, pain equals pleasure. >;D You're only doing me a favor by doing that, you know-
SQ: Yes, but at least I won't have to deal with YOU any longer! HYAH! *forces the blade forward*
Succumbus: *jumps onto the sword, frontflipping right over SQ's head*
SQ: *turns back around, swinging the blade behind her*
Succumbus: *deflects the blade with her whip, sending it upward*
SQ: *holds onto the blade, attacking with a downward slash*
Succumbus: *blocks with the whip*
SQ: Six-star Strike! *upward-slash, downward-slash, up-left slash, up-right slash, down-left slash, down-right slash*
Succumbus: *rightdodge leftdodge downrightdodge duck matrixbulletdodge backflip*
SQ: Void Decimator! *jabs at a high rate of speed*
Succumbus: *twirls the whip into the shape of a tornado and blocks*
SQ: Void Barrage! *attack speed increases*
Succumbus: *twirls the whip faster, still blocking* >:J
SQ: *vanishes and reappears behind her* Void Annihilator! *attacks at supersonic speeds*
Succumbus: *turns around, whipping away all the attacks*
SQ: *vanishes again, reappearing on the other side of her* Void of LIFE! *attacks at the same speed*
Succumbus: *magically clones her whip and guards her other side*
SQ: Void of Destruction! *attacks from the front with large energy slashes while the same attacks are mirrored from the back*
Succumbus: >:S *uses magic to make a black shield on both sides*
SQ: Queen of VOID! *the room goes dark as a long downward slash barrels toward Succumbus from above*
Succumbus: Oh? *turns sideways, causing the slash to dice through both shields*
SQ: Void... Crippler-
Succumbus: Enough! *raises her arms up, cracks both whips violently, and obliterates the continuous attacks on both sides, blasting blades of air on both sides of her - one side creating a large hole in the wall beside the bed and the other making the bathroom hole much larger than it originally was*
SQ: What... the...?
Succumbus: There... Much better. I think we'd both be pleased if we played fair using our hands, don't you agree?
SQ: Why yes... I'm too old for toys, after all. >
Succumbus: Really...? Let's make this more fun then. *flings the whip at the blade and wraps the whip around it*
SQ: Wha... =O
Succumbus: *pulls the sword out of SQ's hand and tosses the whip behind her, blade in tow, next to Zera*
Zera: (Must... fight back... Can't ...move!)
SQ: Are you ready?
Succumbus: I'm always ready for you, Purple Plushie.
SQ: -__- Ughh...
Succumbus: Did I mention how fabulous those tight pajamas look on you? ;J
SQ: Enough flattery, let us do battle!
