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WTF Saga Chapter 12: A WHILE LATER…

Part 1.
To Be Continued…

Shadow Queen:
Can you all get out of my room now?!

Everyone: O_Olll

SQ: … I digress. I command you all to meet with me in my Throne Room a fell moment aways.

*Succumbus grabs the Queen's hand, briskly guiding her toward Dolores's bed*
SQ: O//_//O Egh, y- ah-?! Succu-
Succumbus: Without a doubt, whilst you and I make new worlds of love-
SQ: Don't touch me. *whips her arm behind her flinging Succumbus across the room*

Succumbus: *goes baseballing into the nearest wall face-first* Such MISERY- *SLAM*

Teel: I have nothin better to do anyways. *faces toward the entrance of the Queen's Room*
Leet: WH4T'R3 Y3 LOOK1N 4T?!
Teel: …  Our next battle location. I'm bored. I'm also sick of your crap, Leet. *Wacks Leet through the entrance doors with a summoned hammer; Leet disappears down the hallway*
Zera: And I?
SQ: Punishment for not having saved me sooner during that battle with the mage.
Zera: … Wha… W-w-what's THAT supposed to mean?  O.o Why?
SQ: Muhuhahahaha, I put myself in danger so that you would come to my aid and save me.
Zera: Now Dear Master, I asketh thee WHY thou hast done that deed-
SQ: Don't take that tone with me, please. Paradise Chapel Strife Room an hour from now, no inhibitors.
Zera: . . . . (Sh… shit. >.< No inhibitors… She's punishing me for liplocking with the mage, I just know it. She is just using excuses to go all-out on me. Master is so DIFFICULT sometimes! Ugh!)
Chirp: …No inhibiHEY NOW WHOA WTF-
Mario: What's an "inhibitor?" Does it … fix your power?
Chirp: Yeah, kind of… The mage and I work behind the scenes together. She suggested that I use the Dark Arts to conjour up an object potent enough to keep these two from destroying each other during conflict. And Succumbus only requested that because she's hella freakin SELFISH. I call it an inhibitor and it takes the form of a diamond-covered bracelet. When the Queen and Servant BREAK them they require unfathomable time to recreate. Fuck.
Complice: Wow…! So open!
Chirp: It keeps your power down. When they don't use inhibitors during sparring matches, things … blow up. Hard. Onlll
Luma X: *crosses her arms* I figured that.
Chirp: Well of course YOU knew.
Luma X: I'm AWARE of that. I KNOW you know.
Chirp: How did you tell the Legacy and STILL managed to keep me out of it??
Luma X: … As I've said before, I … have my ways. Have you forgotten I am a renegade kunoichi teeming with cosmic power and knowledge?
Lady Muse: Oh wow. Here we go again.
Daisy: … Hehehe, alright alright. Settle down you guys, please?
SQ: Let us hear him out. After all, not many questions were answered even after what occurred this morning…

Luma X: *still has her arms folded, glaring at Chirp* … Why didn't you tell everyone sooner that you were tied to the mage's Legacy?
Chirp: What kind of question is THAT? One, how come the story DIDN'T include me, huh? Secondly I'M DEAD, SO… I may know more than you think.
Luma X: Ohh?

*the room goes silent*
SQ: (This is becoming interesting, as much as I loathe to admit it. So much for the fools leaving my Quarters so I can clean up.)
Muse: Actually, dead people do have a surprisingly high amount of knowledge. The longer the dead, the higher their experience. … *raises hand* I firmly believe in reincarnation.
Zera: Me too. But… (Chirp is Succumbus's… friend?)
Complice: =T (How long have they even known each other?? I didn't know anything about this.)
Luma X: You still haven't answered my question, Chirp. Why didn't yo-
Chirp: If ye'd jus' SHUTUPNLISSIN maybe you'll FIND OUT FASTER.
Zera: Master, what are the "Dark Arts?" The darkened spirit mentioned something about… it.
SQ: Wouldn't one such as yourself like to know. I prohibit you from learning about these dark forces; Zera, most of the powers you possess are the same of which we speak. They are embedded deep in your body. Succumbus practiced them. Your Forbidden Form is a subject I shouldn't have just now used as an example to demonstrate how much potential you have. Not to mention just WHAT Black Magic IS.
*Succumbus is seen a few feet from the group, wounded and crawling across the carpet*

Mario: I… THINK I understand all of this now.
Succumbus: Ch-Chirp, why don't you *cough* …tell them your little tale?
Chirp: UUUUGH, do I HAVE to…?
Luma X: You still didn't answer my question.
Chirp: Shut up. Third, Black Magic and the Dark Arts are one in the same. This power commands the force of darkness to bend reality to its will. From creating elements and other objects out of thin air to enhanced speed and strength… Miracles born in the dark come to light and they are therefore called magic.
SQ: … Well, …hm. I suppose Darkness and Light do indeed operate akin to fantasy and reality… in some cases if not in absolute totality.
Zera: Life… and death, perhaps? (This makes me wonder… where I came from, before I existed…? What in the name of the Underwhere could he be babbling about?)
Succumbus: *stands up - a green magic circle glows on the blue carpet beneath Succumbus, and she heals herself as an example* Like so.
Mario: Just like the Crystal Stars have the power of light?
SQ: Somewhat. … I want those BACK, by the way.
Mario: No, fucking, chance in Star Haven.
SQ: >:[!!! Hmph.
Luigi: Mario, watch your mouth!
Mario: I swore on purpose to show how much hell I went through to get these! And now I'm standing in front of the  one person who nearly-
SQ: "Destroyed the whole Mushroom World forever plunging  it into the…"  *sigh* Mario, Mario, Mario… Must I always shut you down? S=J
Mario: You'll think twice before trying to "shut me down" in that rematch later on. In case you didn't know, I keep the audience surprised. It's hard for the curtains to fall on-a Mario. Hoo-hoo! ^^
Muse: (The Mario strikes again.)
SQ: Mmm… I beg to differ. >:[
Chirp: ANYWAYS, miracles born in the dark, blahblahblah – Well whadya THINK would happen if a MIRACLE or  literally any atom of physical matter, suddenly just CAME INTO THE UNIVERSE. Huh? Boom, a star is born.
SQ: Meaning, indarkness, there was nothing until the Big Bang. Intriguing. (I am unsure why, but suddenly I feel much better about who I am. O.o)
Chirp: >> …Yeah so… Most of reality itself is light, stars, color, noise and visible objects. Space is incomprehensible darkness – if not enigmatic existence that surrounds everything in the universe, which is endless itself.
Muse: How do you know everything you're saying is true?
Daisy: What the HECK are you talkin about, man?? e_0
Chirp: Everything we know is WRONG, so I'm just goin by what I've studied. >=7

. . .

Chirp: These miracles or stars, which is what everything's made out of, I guess…  Have the power  to change one's fate. For example, the Crystal Stars hail from the uncontrolled intangible source of true magic called the Dark Arts. They know not good from evil and the Dark Arts themselves holds dimension-splitting energy levels, given that one indulges oneself in those abilities for a long enough time. Darkness itself cannot be seen nor measured… and even though Light seemingly CAN be both seen and measured… Nothing I  KNOW can be seen or measured, see what I mean? What is everything? No damn clue, just goin by what I know. The powers of Dark and Light  are infinite,  so… Zera's Forbidden Form, I uh... Don't know too much about it but Succumbus informed me about it and I'm guessing that  because she wields the power of Wind and Light, she's some kinda major hax angel?
Zera: Hey…! >:c
Daisy: So the Queen is … like the sole CORE of hatred?? S:
SQ: Curse these human emotions…!
Succumbus: Poor thing has a fitting personality, doesn't she…? Such a saucy little demon.
SQ: My emotions are not to be trifled with . . . Go to hell. >:'[
Succumbus: Not without you.
SQ: AGH! Stop that, Succumbus! XO
Daisy: Aaand Zera is … uh…?
Zera: I am light-hearted. Tis simple. c:
Daisy: …Riiight. *recalls the Nega incident* And Succumbus is some kind of freaky light-dark half-breed, huh?
Succumbus: o.o' Y-yes, but that was a rude way to put it-
Chirp: Succumbus learned magic, and ended up fusing her fucking SOUL with a lot of nasty dark magic, and then BECAME the nasty dark magic I don't even know WHY WOULD YOU
Succumbus: You only live once, Chirp. Hmhm.~ ;3
Chirp: *FACEPALM!*
Succumbus: Due to the Crystal Stars possessing healing properties and even the ability to stop time, as the Boo explained… They don't know the difference between good and evil. *shrug*
SQ: 8Z What? They DON'T?
Mario: v.v Mama… You've got to be shitting me! *stomps floor*
SQ: (Now I understand how she gained knowledge of the Stars: That Boo is …one hell of a dark scholar. I wish I had known sooner that they were in cahoots. I might have gotten useful information regarding the Stars-) Wait… Now that I think about it, Mario used them against me. He also used them to break open the door to the palace I was sealed in - I CREATED the Crystal Stars. But somehow Mario used the power of friendship to reverse their will, obliterating my invincibility during that fateful battle I, WILL NOT FORGET SUCH BULLSH-
\\FLASHBACK
Ch. 11.6
Zera: How are you... still alive??
Succumbus: *wipes the tears from Zera's eyes* It occured when your heartbeat called out to me. The vibrations were abundant in purity. My soul was cleansed, which reactivated my subconscious...
//end flashback
Zera: (That's it! The magic of friendship revived Succumbus!)

Luigi: …That's a scary thought…
Mario: It says a lot about the amount of crazy us bros got ourselves in, eh Luigi?
Luigi: The cool woman scary lady made the Crystal Stars?? I'm even more scared of her now than I ever was! <8C
Mario: (She was apparently fond of dragons, too. <<' )But… You don't even know what the Crystal Stars are!!
SQ: (Neither of you could ever understand their power. T_T Even though you SHOULD because quite a BIT was just explained. I doubt they were listening. )
Luigi: Mario, you TOLD me your story after you defeated her and visited me. AND on top of what I've been hearing up to now? What makes you think I don't "know" what the Crystal Stars are???
Mario: …Er. Well, have you SEEN them??
Luigi: No, but that doesn-
Mario: Then you don't know what they are!
Luigi: That doesn't mean I don't know what they are- I'VE BEEN LISTENING Mario, to THIS conversation, for HOW LONG? Let me see the Crystal Stars then.
Mario: No. I left them in the air fortress above Toad Town.
Luigi: Why did you leave them at the house?! What if some parakoopa bandits come and steal them or-or-or-or something-
Mario: It's none of your business! (Damnit! I actually friggin took them WITH me in case someone broke into the place but now Luigi is here rubbing backfire in my face… Besides, I never thought I'd run into …)
*The Shadow Queen in her purple shirt-like nightgown, remains emotionless as she stands further away from the group, staring out of the window at the morning sun. She sees Mario looking her down out of the corner of her eye, and redirects her attention toward him, eyes red and violet.*

SQ: -T_T- …W-w-what are you looking at…?! Do you have a death wish?
*Mario looks away, scratching his head*
Mario: (THIS dragon again. Sheesh. I'm practically standing next to the person who made these things. Even worse, she's ALIVE. AGAIN. She could force me into battle whenever she wanted to! >.< Dangit how do I get myself into these messes?!)
Chirp: Shelby, why didn't YOU tell them about me? I figured you would, since you were telling the story.
Luma X: (The Legacy sounded more favorable without the mention of your name. T_T) I didn't tell everyone because I thought you would. Why DIDN'T you?-
Chirp: Stop that. FOURTH, the reason I didn't tell everyone that I was tied to the legacy was, PROBABLY because telling everyone individually would have caused misunderstandings. Now that the gang's all here now, and KNOWS everything, everyone is fully fucking convinced, and brought up to speed. As of now-
SQ: There is no longer a need to discuss this any further, and assuming no one heard me the first time, I shall take the liberty of personally hand-picking  you dolts from the room. >:{
Luigi: Eh?? o.o
Mario: I forgot about that… oops? *shrug*
Complice: OH right, she told us to leave a LONG time ago. XD
Muse: :0 She DID? *trollface*
Luma X: Heheh. Cx (Grumpy Queen much.)
Chirp: WAIT I WASN'T DONE-

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Paper Mario Bros.
WTF Saga Chapter 12: A WHILE LATER…

Part 1.
To Be Continued…

Shadow Queen:
Can you all get out of my room now?!

Everyone: O_Olll

SQ: … I digress. I command you all to meet with me in my Throne Room a fell moment aways.

*Succumbus grabs the Queen's hand, briskly guiding her toward Dolores's bed*
SQ: O//_//O Egh, y- ah-?! Succu-
Succumbus: Without a doubt, whilst you and I make new worlds of love-
SQ: Don't touch me. *whips her arm behind her flinging Succumbus across the room*

Succumbus: *goes baseballing into the nearest wall face-first* Such MISERY- *SLAM*

Teel: I have nothin better to do anyways. *faces toward the entrance of the Queen's Room*
Leet: WH4T'R3 Y3 LOOK1N 4T?!
Teel: …  Our next battle location. I'm bored. I'm also sick of your crap, Leet. *Wacks Leet through the entrance doors with a summoned hammer; Leet disappears down the hallway*
Zera: And I?
SQ: Punishment for not having saved me sooner during that battle with the mage.
Zera: … Wha… W-w-what's THAT supposed to mean?  O.o Why?
SQ: Muhuhahahaha, I put myself in danger so that you would come to my aid and save me.
Zera: Now Dear Master, I asketh thee WHY thou hast done that deed-
SQ: Don't take that tone with me, please. Paradise Chapel Strife Room an hour from now, no inhibitors.
Zera: . . . . (Sh… shit. >.< No inhibitors… She's punishing me for liplocking with the mage, I just know it. She is just using excuses to go all-out on me. Master is so DIFFICULT sometimes! Ugh!)
Chirp: …No inhibiHEY NOW WHOA WTF-
Mario: What's an "inhibitor?" Does it … fix your power?
Chirp: Yeah, kind of… The mage and I work behind the scenes together. She suggested that I use the Dark Arts to conjour up an object potent enough to keep these two from destroying each other during conflict. And Succumbus only requested that because she's hella freakin SELFISH. I call it an inhibitor and it takes the form of a diamond-covered bracelet. When the Queen and Servant BREAK them they require unfathomable time to recreate. Fuck.
Complice: Wow…! So open!
Chirp: It keeps your power down. When they don't use inhibitors during sparring matches, things … blow up. Hard. Onlll
Luma X: *crosses her arms* I figured that.
Chirp: Well of course YOU knew.
Luma X: I'm AWARE of that. I KNOW you know.
Chirp: How did you tell the Legacy and STILL managed to keep me out of it??
Luma X: … As I've said before, I … have my ways. Have you forgotten I am a renegade kunoichi teeming with cosmic power and knowledge?
Lady Muse: Oh wow. Here we go again.
Daisy: … Hehehe, alright alright. Settle down you guys, please?
SQ: Let us hear him out. After all, not many questions were answered even after what occurred this morning…

Luma X: *still has her arms folded, glaring at Chirp* … Why didn't you tell everyone sooner that you were tied to the mage's Legacy?
Chirp: What kind of question is THAT? One, how come the story DIDN'T include me, huh? Secondly I'M DEAD, SO… I may know more than you think.
Luma X: Ohh?

*the room goes silent*
SQ: (This is becoming interesting, as much as I loathe to admit it. So much for the fools leaving my Quarters so I can clean up.)
Muse: Actually, dead people do have a surprisingly high amount of knowledge. The longer the dead, the higher their experience. … *raises hand* I firmly believe in reincarnation.
Zera: Me too. But… (Chirp is Succumbus's… friend?)
Complice: =T (How long have they even known each other?? I didn't know anything about this.)
Luma X: You still haven't answered my question, Chirp. Why didn't yo-
Chirp: If ye'd jus' SHUTUPNLISSIN maybe you'll FIND OUT FASTER.
Zera: Master, what are the "Dark Arts?" The darkened spirit mentioned something about… it.
SQ: Wouldn't one such as yourself like to know. I prohibit you from learning about these dark forces; Zera, most of the powers you possess are the same of which we speak. They are embedded deep in your body. Succumbus practiced them. Your Forbidden Form is a subject I shouldn't have just now used as an example to demonstrate how much potential you have. Not to mention just WHAT Black Magic IS.
*Succumbus is seen a few feet from the group, wounded and crawling across the carpet*

Mario: I… THINK I understand all of this now.
Succumbus: Ch-Chirp, why don't you *cough* …tell them your little tale?
Chirp: UUUUGH, do I HAVE to…?
Luma X: You still didn't answer my question.
Chirp: Shut up. Third, Black Magic and the Dark Arts are one in the same. This power commands the force of darkness to bend reality to its will. From creating elements and other objects out of thin air to enhanced speed and strength… Miracles born in the dark come to light and they are therefore called magic.
SQ: … Well, …hm. I suppose Darkness and Light do indeed operate akin to fantasy and reality… in some cases if not in absolute totality.
Zera: Life… and death, perhaps? (This makes me wonder… where I came from, before I existed…? What in the name of the Underwhere could he be babbling about?)
Succumbus: *stands up - a green magic circle glows on the blue carpet beneath Succumbus, and she heals herself as an example* Like so.
Mario: Just like the Crystal Stars have the power of light?
SQ: Somewhat. … I want those BACK, by the way.
Mario: No, fucking, chance in Star Haven.
SQ: >:[!!! Hmph.
Luigi: Mario, watch your mouth!
Mario: I swore on purpose to show how much hell I went through to get these! And now I'm standing in front of the  one person who nearly-
SQ: "Destroyed the whole Mushroom World forever plunging  it into the…"  *sigh* Mario, Mario, Mario… Must I always shut you down? S=J
Mario: You'll think twice before trying to "shut me down" in that rematch later on. In case you didn't know, I keep the audience surprised. It's hard for the curtains to fall on-a Mario. Hoo-hoo! ^^
Muse: (The Mario strikes again.)
SQ: Mmm… I beg to differ. >:[
Chirp: ANYWAYS, miracles born in the dark, blahblahblah – Well whadya THINK would happen if a MIRACLE or  literally any atom of physical matter, suddenly just CAME INTO THE UNIVERSE. Huh? Boom, a star is born.
SQ: Meaning, indarkness, there was nothing until the Big Bang. Intriguing. (I am unsure why, but suddenly I feel much better about who I am. O.o)
Chirp: >> …Yeah so… Most of reality itself is light, stars, color, noise and visible objects. Space is incomprehensible darkness – if not enigmatic existence that surrounds everything in the universe, which is endless itself.
Muse: How do you know everything you're saying is true?
Daisy: What the HECK are you talkin about, man?? e_0
Chirp: Everything we know is WRONG, so I'm just goin by what I've studied. >=7

. . .

Chirp: These miracles or stars, which is what everything's made out of, I guess…  Have the power  to change one's fate. For example, the Crystal Stars hail from the uncontrolled intangible source of true magic called the Dark Arts. They know not good from evil and the Dark Arts themselves holds dimension-splitting energy levels, given that one indulges oneself in those abilities for a long enough time. Darkness itself cannot be seen nor measured… and even though Light seemingly CAN be both seen and measured… Nothing I  KNOW can be seen or measured, see what I mean? What is everything? No damn clue, just goin by what I know. The powers of Dark and Light  are infinite,  so… Zera's Forbidden Form, I uh... Don't know too much about it but Succumbus informed me about it and I'm guessing that  because she wields the power of Wind and Light, she's some kinda major hax angel?
Zera: Hey…! >:c
Daisy: So the Queen is … like the sole CORE of hatred?? S:
SQ: Curse these human emotions…!
Succumbus: Poor thing has a fitting personality, doesn't she…? Such a saucy little demon.
SQ: My emotions are not to be trifled with . . . Go to hell. >:'[
Succumbus: Not without you.
SQ: AGH! Stop that, Succumbus! XO
Daisy: Aaand Zera is … uh…?
Zera: I am light-hearted. Tis simple. c:
Daisy: …Riiight. *recalls the Nega incident* And Succumbus is some kind of freaky light-dark half-breed, huh?
Succumbus: o.o' Y-yes, but that was a rude way to put it-
Chirp: Succumbus learned magic, and ended up fusing her fucking SOUL with a lot of nasty dark magic, and then BECAME the nasty dark magic I don't even know WHY WOULD YOU
Succumbus: You only live once, Chirp. Hmhm.~ ;3
Chirp: *FACEPALM!*
Succumbus: Due to the Crystal Stars possessing healing properties and even the ability to stop time, as the Boo explained… They don't know the difference between good and evil. *shrug*
SQ: 8Z What? They DON'T?
Mario: v.v Mama… You've got to be shitting me! *stomps floor*
SQ: (Now I understand how she gained knowledge of the Stars: That Boo is …one hell of a dark scholar. I wish I had known sooner that they were in cahoots. I might have gotten useful information regarding the Stars-) Wait… Now that I think about it, Mario used them against me. He also used them to break open the door to the palace I was sealed in - I CREATED the Crystal Stars. But somehow Mario used the power of friendship to reverse their will, obliterating my invincibility during that fateful battle I, WILL NOT FORGET SUCH BULLSH-
\\FLASHBACK
Ch. 11.6
Zera: How are you... still alive??
Succumbus: *wipes the tears from Zera's eyes* It occured when your heartbeat called out to me. The vibrations were abundant in purity. My soul was cleansed, which reactivated my subconscious...
//end flashback
Zera: (That's it! The magic of friendship revived Succumbus!)

Luigi: …That's a scary thought…
Mario: It says a lot about the amount of crazy us bros got ourselves in, eh Luigi?
Luigi: The cool woman scary lady made the Crystal Stars?? I'm even more scared of her now than I ever was! <8C
Mario: (She was apparently fond of dragons, too. <<' )But… You don't even know what the Crystal Stars are!!
SQ: (Neither of you could ever understand their power. T_T Even though you SHOULD because quite a BIT was just explained. I doubt they were listening. )
Luigi: Mario, you TOLD me your story after you defeated her and visited me. AND on top of what I've been hearing up to now? What makes you think I don't "know" what the Crystal Stars are???
Mario: …Er. Well, have you SEEN them??
Luigi: No, but that doesn-
Mario: Then you don't know what they are!
Luigi: That doesn't mean I don't know what they are- I'VE BEEN LISTENING Mario, to THIS conversation, for HOW LONG? Let me see the Crystal Stars then.
Mario: No. I left them in the air fortress above Toad Town.
Luigi: Why did you leave them at the house?! What if some parakoopa bandits come and steal them or-or-or-or something-
Mario: It's none of your business! (Damnit! I actually friggin took them WITH me in case someone broke into the place but now Luigi is here rubbing backfire in my face… Besides, I never thought I'd run into …)
*The Shadow Queen in her purple shirt-like nightgown, remains emotionless as she stands further away from the group, staring out of the window at the morning sun. She sees Mario looking her down out of the corner of her eye, and redirects her attention toward him, eyes red and violet.*

SQ: -T_T- …W-w-what are you looking at…?! Do you have a death wish?
*Mario looks away, scratching his head*
Mario: (THIS dragon again. Sheesh. I'm practically standing next to the person who made these things. Even worse, she's ALIVE. AGAIN. She could force me into battle whenever she wanted to! >.< Dangit how do I get myself into these messes?!)
Chirp: Shelby, why didn't YOU tell them about me? I figured you would, since you were telling the story.
Luma X: (The Legacy sounded more favorable without the mention of your name. T_T) I didn't tell everyone because I thought you would. Why DIDN'T you?-
Chirp: Stop that. FOURTH, the reason I didn't tell everyone that I was tied to the legacy was, PROBABLY because telling everyone individually would have caused misunderstandings. Now that the gang's all here now, and KNOWS everything, everyone is fully fucking convinced, and brought up to speed. As of now-
SQ: There is no longer a need to discuss this any further, and assuming no one heard me the first time, I shall take the liberty of personally hand-picking  you dolts from the room. >:{
Luigi: Eh?? o.o
Mario: I forgot about that… oops? *shrug*
Complice: OH right, she told us to leave a LONG time ago. XD
Muse: :0 She DID? *trollface*
Luma X: Heheh. Cx (Grumpy Queen much.)
Chirp: WAIT I WASN'T DONE-

Admin darkdel1ghts has banned Chirp and selected users from the Quarters for the following reason:
Gtfo. Throne meeting in thirty.