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This is actually something I noted one of my friends.
This explains the first time I ever came across the Shadow Queen.

~*_______________________________________*~
"So when did you first meet the Shadow Queen?"

Pffthahaha, oh the memories that arise whenever I ask myself that question…
The answer you will be receiving will be similar to that of an elder's tale.

INCOMING LECTURE nawjk XD

Around March of last year, 2 months after I finished Super Paper Mario, I thought it'd be nice to try PMTTYD.

A few things I've seen around the net at that time portrayed Peach as a villainess, which fascinated me, seeing as for once there was a change in roles.

I played through PMTTYD, but when I got to the final boss I trembled with fear, no joke. When the Queen of Shadows possessed Peach and asked Mario to join her, I thought to myself "No, but if I don't, I'll die. But if I do, I'll die regardless even if she says she won't harm me because I'll just ... earn myself an auto-Gameover....
Damnit. -_-;"

lmao just join me cuz if you do i wont harm you
youll live in the lavishness of my evil aura
youll get a nice comfy bed
and
t h e r e ' s
c a k e

Knowing I had no other choice I jumped into battle and did as much damage as I could. At first I didn't like seein Peach all jacked-up in the head like that, being possessed by a demon and all. But I grew to accept that, and continued whoopin on her head with Mario's boots. Then she had the nerve to suck up my entire audience to fully restore her health, which I find to be WTF HAX. The battle continued and I was persistant in my attacks, mixing them every now and then. Unfortunately the Queen was just dickin around the whole time and turned into her TRUE form, which was completely invincible. Like, the Starman gone...bad. So after she raped Mario for like 3 turns and we realized we couldn't do anything the battle stopped and she asked me again if I wanted to join her, aaaaand NO. So THEN,

you dumbass do you really think you can beat me
ive fought goombas tougher than you
your hammer is weaker than the month
and your stomps feel like someones poking me in the hand
if you want that cake then you need to gro sum ballz mister
muh huh huh huh huh huh (:<

*skips cutscene*
the battle started up again, shit more real than ever.

muahahaha game over BTCH
Needless to say, ... I lost.
Then I lost again.
And again, and agAIn an'again n' Again.
So then I was like FAWK THIZ and I left the Palace of Shadow - yes, I traveled all the waaaaay BACK through that sonofabitch, found a pipe, went to Petalsburg, and whupped every enemy's ass from entrance pipe all the way to Whomp Fortress and back. .... Multiple times.

wheres mario

i want to pwn him in battle again

NOW

Apparently I did this cause my level wasn't high enough to beat the Queen. XD
So then when I went back through the palace, avoiding getting raped by everything in it, I had some items n stuff wif me for when I confronted the Queen again.

oh

sup

back for more

And when I did, I skipped every part of every cutscene.
Except for the part where Shadow Queen ker-fucking-splodes Sir Grodus to a gazillion pieces. That was funny. x3

"My queen, I order you to destroy Mario!"

sry to say

thats not the way i do things

see i just got back here after having been stuck in a box for longer than everyone heres lifetimes combined

times 2

and my first and only objective

was to take over the world

and make every solitary one of you my personal bitch

for the record

youre at the top of the "my bitch" list

so obey me

and listen well my beloved top tier bitch

tits

or gtfo

"What?!? I thought you were bound to obey the one who woke you!"

oh my

problem?

umad, brodus?

"Enough of this prattle! Do as I say! NOW! Or I'll send you back to the depths of-" *SHADOWZAP'D*

stfu grodus
thats not how you talk to your master

BATTLE START
I summon Mario Hammer in attack mode!
"Wahoo! *boom*"
Vivian, use Shadow PAWNCH!
*disappears into the ground and reappears next to the Queen, inputting a button combo*
"X...Y...B...A!" *firePOOF, lol 5 damage + burning effect*

wtf
was that
HAHAHAHAHAHA
lmao you dope
that didnt even do anything
now its my turn you insignificant n00b
*gets anvilled by SQ's giant hand, poisoned by her breath, and zapped with 4000 volts of evil pink lightning*
you fail, look at how much damage ive done
you can barely sta-
For my final blow I used Multibounce, which allows me to jump on my opponent as many times as I want until i miss an action command. c=

"HAX BOUNCE ATTACK, x10 COMBO!!1!!1!!!" *WTFBBQ 25 DAMAGE*

WTF U CHEATER I ALMOST HAD THE WORLD IN MY HANDS AND U RUINED IT?!!11!!!
U COULDVE HAD CA- *disappears*

THEN I WON THE END.

*fun fact: the 6th time i lost against her was because of my curiosity towards what would happen if I selected "Yes" when she asked me to "come over to the dark side"; ... yes, i had an automatic gameover LOLHARDFAIL*

you suck

good choice though,
thought youd nvr have the courage to do that

but you still fail for that idiotic game over you got MUHUHUHUHAHAHAHA

loser

But one thing had me thinkin... Her uh, "Join or DIE" policy pretty much goes one way unless you're Mario, or playing AS him, so I kinda put myself in his shoes for a moment... And a lot of the art of the Queen on google images sucks ass, so I'm going to fix that. Somehow. I know it's been a long time since SQ was exterminated and I know that she's old news. Well, blast from the past is back to kick some ass.

I'm BACK, bitches. Muh huh huh huh.

And to knock some sense into people who think she's no good; had Mario not gotten to the Queen's crypt when he did,
She could have enslaved the entire Mushroom World! 8O
*so says the wiki. She also possesses power akin to a goddess, also according to the wiki*
In other words world domination. Stupid ass Bleck wanted to destroy all worlds due to a selfish love fetish he had for a butterfly girl,
*coughIdon'tblametheguydestroyeverythingforonegirlftw?*
so more than anything he fails as a villain cuz he was never truly evil.
Plus I like her style and assertiveness. It really puts a lot of other villains to shame imo.

bowser

...

im sorry

who the hell is that

And another thing is that, really... there aren't enough SQ fans on the web or in the world, so I thought I'd be her Number One Servant;
Chhh... DUH. If I couldn't beat her the first 6 times then it's damn-well obvious that I'm much more worthy of being an underling of a demonic deity than a friggin hero.

at least some 1s getting the right idea

thats it

do it for the cake lad

Come to think of it,

The 7th time I fought her I had 5 Ultra Shrooms ready to restore 50 HP each...

But in the end I ended up only using two, huh. =T

(i know i went off topic but i love telling stories kay, lol)
So yush, that's the story! ^^

:) (Smile) — Description
This is actually something I noted one of my friends.
This explains the first time I ever came across the Shadow Queen.

~*_______________________________________*~
"So when did you first meet the Shadow Queen?"

Pffthahaha, oh the memories that arise whenever I ask myself that question…
The answer you will be receiving will be similar to that of an elder's tale.

INCOMING LECTURE nawjk XD

Around March of last year, 2 months after I finished Super Paper Mario, I thought it'd be nice to try PMTTYD.

A few things I've seen around the net at that time portrayed Peach as a villainess, which fascinated me, seeing as for once there was a change in roles.

I played through PMTTYD, but when I got to the final boss I trembled with fear, no joke. When the Queen of Shadows possessed Peach and asked Mario to join her, I thought to myself "No, but if I don't, I'll die. But if I do, I'll die regardless even if she says she won't harm me because I'll just ... earn myself an auto-Gameover....
Damnit. -_-;"

lmao just join me cuz if you do i wont harm you
youll live in the lavishness of my evil aura
youll get a nice comfy bed
and
t h e r e ' s
c a k e

Knowing I had no other choice I jumped into battle and did as much damage as I could. At first I didn't like seein Peach all jacked-up in the head like that, being possessed by a demon and all. But I grew to accept that, and continued whoopin on her head with Mario's boots. Then she had the nerve to suck up my entire audience to fully restore her health, which I find to be WTF HAX. The battle continued and I was persistant in my attacks, mixing them every now and then. Unfortunately the Queen was just dickin around the whole time and turned into her TRUE form, which was completely invincible. Like, the Starman gone...bad. So after she raped Mario for like 3 turns and we realized we couldn't do anything the battle stopped and she asked me again if I wanted to join her, aaaaand NO. So THEN,

you dumbass do you really think you can beat me
ive fought goombas tougher than you
your hammer is weaker than the month
and your stomps feel like someones poking me in the hand
if you want that cake then you need to gro sum ballz mister
muh huh huh huh huh huh (:<

*skips cutscene*
the battle started up again, shit more real than ever.

muahahaha game over BTCH
Needless to say, ... I lost.
Then I lost again.
And again, and agAIn an'again n' Again.
So then I was like FAWK THIZ and I left the Palace of Shadow - yes, I traveled all the waaaaay BACK through that sonofabitch, found a pipe, went to Petalsburg, and whupped every enemy's ass from entrance pipe all the way to Whomp Fortress and back. .... Multiple times.

wheres mario

i want to pwn him in battle again

NOW

Apparently I did this cause my level wasn't high enough to beat the Queen. XD
So then when I went back through the palace, avoiding getting raped by everything in it, I had some items n stuff wif me for when I confronted the Queen again.

oh

sup

back for more

And when I did, I skipped every part of every cutscene.
Except for the part where Shadow Queen ker-fucking-splodes Sir Grodus to a gazillion pieces. That was funny. x3

"My queen, I order you to destroy Mario!"

sry to say

thats not the way i do things

see i just got back here after having been stuck in a box for longer than everyone heres lifetimes combined

times 2

and my first and only objective

was to take over the world

and make every solitary one of you my personal bitch

for the record

youre at the top of the "my bitch" list

so obey me

and listen well my beloved top tier bitch

tits

or gtfo

"What?!? I thought you were bound to obey the one who woke you!"

oh my

problem?

umad, brodus?

"Enough of this prattle! Do as I say! NOW! Or I'll send you back to the depths of-" *SHADOWZAP'D*

stfu grodus
thats not how you talk to your master

BATTLE START
I summon Mario Hammer in attack mode!
"Wahoo! *boom*"
Vivian, use Shadow PAWNCH!
*disappears into the ground and reappears next to the Queen, inputting a button combo*
"X...Y...B...A!" *firePOOF, lol 5 damage + burning effect*

wtf
was that
HAHAHAHAHAHA
lmao you dope
that didnt even do anything
now its my turn you insignificant n00b
*gets anvilled by SQ's giant hand, poisoned by her breath, and zapped with 4000 volts of evil pink lightning*
you fail, look at how much damage ive done
you can barely sta-
For my final blow I used Multibounce, which allows me to jump on my opponent as many times as I want until i miss an action command. c=

"HAX BOUNCE ATTACK, x10 COMBO!!1!!1!!!" *WTFBBQ 25 DAMAGE*

WTF U CHEATER I ALMOST HAD THE WORLD IN MY HANDS AND U RUINED IT?!!11!!!
U COULDVE HAD CA- *disappears*

THEN I WON THE END.

*fun fact: the 6th time i lost against her was because of my curiosity towards what would happen if I selected "Yes" when she asked me to "come over to the dark side"; ... yes, i had an automatic gameover LOLHARDFAIL*

you suck

good choice though,
thought youd nvr have the courage to do that

but you still fail for that idiotic game over you got MUHUHUHUHAHAHAHA

loser

But one thing had me thinkin... Her uh, "Join or DIE" policy pretty much goes one way unless you're Mario, or playing AS him, so I kinda put myself in his shoes for a moment... And a lot of the art of the Queen on google images sucks ass, so I'm going to fix that. Somehow. I know it's been a long time since SQ was exterminated and I know that she's old news. Well, blast from the past is back to kick some ass.

I'm BACK, bitches. Muh huh huh huh.

And to knock some sense into people who think she's no good; had Mario not gotten to the Queen's crypt when he did,
She could have enslaved the entire Mushroom World! 8O
*so says the wiki. She also possesses power akin to a goddess, also according to the wiki*
In other words world domination. Stupid ass Bleck wanted to destroy all worlds due to a selfish love fetish he had for a butterfly girl,
*coughIdon'tblametheguydestroyeverythingforonegirlftw?*
so more than anything he fails as a villain cuz he was never truly evil.
Plus I like her style and assertiveness. It really puts a lot of other villains to shame imo.

bowser

...

im sorry

who the hell is that

And another thing is that, really... there aren't enough SQ fans on the web or in the world, so I thought I'd be her Number One Servant;
Chhh... DUH. If I couldn't beat her the first 6 times then it's damn-well obvious that I'm much more worthy of being an underling of a demonic deity than a friggin hero.

at least some 1s getting the right idea

thats it

do it for the cake lad

Come to think of it,

The 7th time I fought her I had 5 Ultra Shrooms ready to restore 50 HP each...

But in the end I ended up only using two, huh. =T

(i know i went off topic but i love telling stories kay, lol)
So yush, that's the story! ^^