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Description
I must apologize. I had a dream, and I woke up laughing, so I decided to type this out. If for some insane reason this offends you, STOP READING. Okay, here I go.

Setting: A clearing seperate from the clearing on the Island for Gatherings. Guess who's here? Crowfeather, Nightcloud, Feathertail, Leafpool, and Breezepaw.

Feathertail: Oh Crowfeather! Crowfeather! Crowfeather Crowfeather Crowfeather!
Crowfeather: WHAT?!
Feathertail: I luffs joo!
Nightcloud: Nu-uh. You did NOT just say that. Crowfeather is MY mate!
Leafpool: He loves me more!
Breezepaw: Mama? What's going on?
Crowfeather: I like you all!
Nightcloud: Well I actually had kits with him! He loves me most!
Leafpool: Crowfeather, stop ignoring your responsibilities!
Crowfeather: What responsibilities?
*Jaypaw, Hollypaw, and Lionpaw walk in*
Leafpool: Them!
Crowfeather: ...o-o
Leafpool: Your KITS!
Breezepaw: What? You, ThunderClan apprentices, are you confused?
ThunderClan apps: Yeah.
Leafpool: Kits, be quiet!
Lionpaw: Hey! You aren't our mother! You can't tell us what to do!
Leafpool: I am.
Jaypaw: What? Squirrelflight is our mom!
Hollypaw: And Brambleclaw is our dad!
Crowfeather: I'm your father.
Leafpool: Remember how Squirrelflight's milk never came? She wasn't the mother.
Nightcloud: HEY! Don't forget me!
Feathertail: Or ME!
Crowfeather: You're dead, go away.
Feathertail: *gasp* o-o
Crowfeather: You heard me, SCRAM!
Feathertail: Fine, expect the worst of luck for YOU! *pewfs*
Nightcloud: How could you love that wretch of a medicine cat??! She's a medicine cat for StarClan's sake!
Crowfeather: She looked like Feathertail okay?!
Leafpool: You liked me because of my LOOKS?
Crowfeather: *shuffles paws* Maybe.
Leafpool: *scoff* Children, we're leaving!
Breezepaw: Does that include me?
Lionpaw: We don't wanna go!
Hollypaw: *eyes narrow* I can't believe our father is a WindClan cat!
Lionpaw: Get over it! You can't always follow the Warrior Code.
Hollypaw: Then I wouldn't be a warrior, would I?
Jaypaw: Many cats are warriors, though they break the code every once and a while.
Breezepaw: I guess you guys are my siblings now huh?
Hollypaw: Yeah.
Lionpaw: You're not such a bad cat.
Jaypaw: I agree with him.
Breezepaw: You guys aren't so bad either.
Leafpool: Nightcloud, he loves me MOST because we had THREE kits!
Nightcloud: But he is ALLOWED to be my mate! He is IN MY CLAN!
Leafpool: Does that really matter?
Nightcloud and Hollypaw: Yes!
Leafpool: Hollypaw, why are you taking her side?
Hollypaw: I want to always follow the Warrior Code, even if my flthy no-good parents who didn't want me and thrust me on their sister's shoulders didn't!
Leafpool and Crowfeather: O__O
Lionpaw: Hey Breezepaw, wanna join ThunderClan?
Breezepaw: I don't think I could live under all those trees. But you can come join WindClan.
Hollypaw: Or we could all join RiverClan!
Jaypaw: They have trees and moors.
Lionpaw: And fish!
Breezepaw: You like fish?
Lionpaw: Yup! ^__^
Breezepaw: *gasp* Me too! ^__^
Jaypaw: They don't taste gross?
Hollypaw: ShadowClan eats toads!
Breezepaw: Ewwww!
Crowfeather: That's IT! I hate mates! Goodbye Nightcloud, Goodbye Leafpool.
Leafpool and Nightcloud: O__O
Feathertail: I told you he was a filthy pile of fox dung!
Leafpool and Nightcloud: *nod nod*
Feathertail: I found myself a better mate!
*Tigerstar walks in*
Tigerstar: Hello my love.
Feathertail: Hello dear!
Tigerstar: Shall we leave this place and go to a private meadow of our own in the skies?
Feathertail: Sure!
*Tigerstar twines tail with Feathertail and they leave*
Leafpool: Wanna go claw Crowfeather's fur off?
Nightcloud: Yes!
Hollypaw: I want to!
Lionpaw: Me too!
Breezepaw: Me three!
Jaypaw: Ah why not, Me four!
*All stalk off to get Crowfeather*

Description
I must apologize. I had a dream, and I woke up laughing, so I decided to type this out. If for some insane reason this offends you, STOP READING. Okay, here I go.

Setting: A clearing seperate from the clearing on the Island for Gatherings. Guess who's here? Crowfeather, Nightcloud, Feathertail, Leafpool, and Breezepaw.

Feathertail: Oh Crowfeather! Crowfeather! Crowfeather Crowfeather Crowfeather!
Crowfeather: WHAT?!
Feathertail: I luffs joo!
Nightcloud: Nu-uh. You did NOT just say that. Crowfeather is MY mate!
Leafpool: He loves me more!
Breezepaw: Mama? What's going on?
Crowfeather: I like you all!
Nightcloud: Well I actually had kits with him! He loves me most!
Leafpool: Crowfeather, stop ignoring your responsibilities!
Crowfeather: What responsibilities?
*Jaypaw, Hollypaw, and Lionpaw walk in*
Leafpool: Them!
Crowfeather: ...o-o
Leafpool: Your KITS!
Breezepaw: What? You, ThunderClan apprentices, are you confused?
ThunderClan apps: Yeah.
Leafpool: Kits, be quiet!
Lionpaw: Hey! You aren't our mother! You can't tell us what to do!
Leafpool: I am.
Jaypaw: What? Squirrelflight is our mom!
Hollypaw: And Brambleclaw is our dad!
Crowfeather: I'm your father.
Leafpool: Remember how Squirrelflight's milk never came? She wasn't the mother.
Nightcloud: HEY! Don't forget me!
Feathertail: Or ME!
Crowfeather: You're dead, go away.
Feathertail: *gasp* o-o
Crowfeather: You heard me, SCRAM!
Feathertail: Fine, expect the worst of luck for YOU! *pewfs*
Nightcloud: How could you love that wretch of a medicine cat??! She's a medicine cat for StarClan's sake!
Crowfeather: She looked like Feathertail okay?!
Leafpool: You liked me because of my LOOKS?
Crowfeather: *shuffles paws* Maybe.
Leafpool: *scoff* Children, we're leaving!
Breezepaw: Does that include me?
Lionpaw: We don't wanna go!
Hollypaw: *eyes narrow* I can't believe our father is a WindClan cat!
Lionpaw: Get over it! You can't always follow the Warrior Code.
Hollypaw: Then I wouldn't be a warrior, would I?
Jaypaw: Many cats are warriors, though they break the code every once and a while.
Breezepaw: I guess you guys are my siblings now huh?
Hollypaw: Yeah.
Lionpaw: You're not such a bad cat.
Jaypaw: I agree with him.
Breezepaw: You guys aren't so bad either.
Leafpool: Nightcloud, he loves me MOST because we had THREE kits!
Nightcloud: But he is ALLOWED to be my mate! He is IN MY CLAN!
Leafpool: Does that really matter?
Nightcloud and Hollypaw: Yes!
Leafpool: Hollypaw, why are you taking her side?
Hollypaw: I want to always follow the Warrior Code, even if my flthy no-good parents who didn't want me and thrust me on their sister's shoulders didn't!
Leafpool and Crowfeather: O__O
Lionpaw: Hey Breezepaw, wanna join ThunderClan?
Breezepaw: I don't think I could live under all those trees. But you can come join WindClan.
Hollypaw: Or we could all join RiverClan!
Jaypaw: They have trees and moors.
Lionpaw: And fish!
Breezepaw: You like fish?
Lionpaw: Yup! ^__^
Breezepaw: *gasp* Me too! ^__^
Jaypaw: They don't taste gross?
Hollypaw: ShadowClan eats toads!
Breezepaw: Ewwww!
Crowfeather: That's IT! I hate mates! Goodbye Nightcloud, Goodbye Leafpool.
Leafpool and Nightcloud: O__O
Feathertail: I told you he was a filthy pile of fox dung!
Leafpool and Nightcloud: *nod nod*
Feathertail: I found myself a better mate!
*Tigerstar walks in*
Tigerstar: Hello my love.
Feathertail: Hello dear!
Tigerstar: Shall we leave this place and go to a private meadow of our own in the skies?
Feathertail: Sure!
*Tigerstar twines tail with Feathertail and they leave*
Leafpool: Wanna go claw Crowfeather's fur off?
Nightcloud: Yes!
Hollypaw: I want to!
Lionpaw: Me too!
Breezepaw: Me three!
Jaypaw: Ah why not, Me four!
*All stalk off to get Crowfeather*