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Once upon a time, it was lunchtime in the Castle That Never Was. Everyone was actually off on missions; only three were left in the castle. Xemnas, Xaldin, and Saix.

Xemnas gathered the two to the kitchen and looked at the pantry to see what they could have for lunch. Unfortunately, there was nothing much to eat. "Zexion must've been trying new recipes again! >" Xemnas muttered to himself.

He turned to see Xaldin and Saix, both hungry. He quickly tried to think of something. "How about we go to Burger King?" Xaldin's and Saix's eyes widened. They loved going to Burger King! "YUS!" they shouted, and without thinking, they dragged Xemnas with them through a portal.

On the other side, they arrived at a Burger King in Twilight Town.

There was a line, so Saix summoned his claymore and went all "RAWR! D<" And all the people in line ran away. Then Xaldin and Saix ran up to the counter and snarled, "GIMME ALL YOUR WHOPPERS! >" Then the manager came in and was all "imhappyplz" and said, "You two are my favorite customers now! " And gave Xaldin and Saix some free fries and drinks. And Xaldin and Saix were all "ohjoyplz!"

While they went to get their drinks, Xemnas walked up to the counter and ended up being stuck paying. He took out his wallet and asked, "How much?" The cashier dinged the register and came up with the total. "That'll be... Five million munny, please. " Xemnas' face just dropped; he couldn't believe that they actually took it seriously.

But he looked in his wallet to see just how much he had... The only thing he had was his credit card. "My interest is going to give me butthurt. D|" he muttered, giving the cashier his card. However, it only took half the amount. "Okay," the cashier said, "Your new balance is two and a half million munny, please. " And Xemnas was all "ohshitplz." He searched frantically through his pockets and found only a 5-munny piece. Then he got even more "ohshitplz." And the cashier and manager just stood there, waiting with grumpy faces. Xemnas chuckled nervously and muttered, "Oh, crap..... D8"

Meanwhile, Xaldin and Saix were happily enjoying their million Whoppers. After a while, they started to wonder where their Superior was. "Hey Saix," Xaldin said, "Where is Xemnas? " Saix thought for a bit. "Maybe he get more Whoppers... " he said. Xaldin scoffed, "Well, I hope he shares with us! >" "Yeah! >" Saix agreed. And they continued feasting on their Whoppers.

As for Xemnas, he was busy working off his debt for the million Whoppers. "Just wait till I get my hands on those two... >" he growled. "Work more!" shouted the manager, "I am your Superior now and you still have lots of munny you owe us!" "This is going to take a while....." Xemnas muttered to himself as he continued on to his low-paying work.

The End.

Bucktooth — Description
Once upon a time, it was lunchtime in the Castle That Never Was. Everyone was actually off on missions; only three were left in the castle. Xemnas, Xaldin, and Saix.

Xemnas gathered the two to the kitchen and looked at the pantry to see what they could have for lunch. Unfortunately, there was nothing much to eat. "Zexion must've been trying new recipes again! >" Xemnas muttered to himself.

He turned to see Xaldin and Saix, both hungry. He quickly tried to think of something. "How about we go to Burger King?" Xaldin's and Saix's eyes widened. They loved going to Burger King! "YUS!" they shouted, and without thinking, they dragged Xemnas with them through a portal.

On the other side, they arrived at a Burger King in Twilight Town.

There was a line, so Saix summoned his claymore and went all "RAWR! D<" And all the people in line ran away. Then Xaldin and Saix ran up to the counter and snarled, "GIMME ALL YOUR WHOPPERS! >" Then the manager came in and was all "imhappyplz" and said, "You two are my favorite customers now! " And gave Xaldin and Saix some free fries and drinks. And Xaldin and Saix were all "ohjoyplz!"

While they went to get their drinks, Xemnas walked up to the counter and ended up being stuck paying. He took out his wallet and asked, "How much?" The cashier dinged the register and came up with the total. "That'll be... Five million munny, please. " Xemnas' face just dropped; he couldn't believe that they actually took it seriously.

But he looked in his wallet to see just how much he had... The only thing he had was his credit card. "My interest is going to give me butthurt. D|" he muttered, giving the cashier his card. However, it only took half the amount. "Okay," the cashier said, "Your new balance is two and a half million munny, please. " And Xemnas was all "ohshitplz." He searched frantically through his pockets and found only a 5-munny piece. Then he got even more "ohshitplz." And the cashier and manager just stood there, waiting with grumpy faces. Xemnas chuckled nervously and muttered, "Oh, crap..... D8"

Meanwhile, Xaldin and Saix were happily enjoying their million Whoppers. After a while, they started to wonder where their Superior was. "Hey Saix," Xaldin said, "Where is Xemnas? " Saix thought for a bit. "Maybe he get more Whoppers... " he said. Xaldin scoffed, "Well, I hope he shares with us! >" "Yeah! >" Saix agreed. And they continued feasting on their Whoppers.

As for Xemnas, he was busy working off his debt for the million Whoppers. "Just wait till I get my hands on those two... >" he growled. "Work more!" shouted the manager, "I am your Superior now and you still have lots of munny you owe us!" "This is going to take a while....." Xemnas muttered to himself as he continued on to his low-paying work.

The End.