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Finally done
I used Photoshop 7.0
I am new to Deviantart so please be nice
~Sharpflake
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Ahaha the quote for women everywhere. XD
"The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from."
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Pffft, yes, yes. xD
"I'm retired - goodbye tension, hello pension!"
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Hahaha(:
"Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the βyβ becomes silent."
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Pfffft xDD
"If they want peace, nations should avoid the pin-pricks that precede cannon shots."
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Like Hitler! c:
"Putting the laughter back into manslaughter."
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Oh my, isn't that the best way. xD;
"God has given you one face, and you make yourself another."
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Hence, makeup. Which I wear, but too bad. XD
"Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead."
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Pfffft, yes xD
"Holidays are enticing only for the first week or so. After that, it is no longer such a novelty to rise late and have little to do."
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I know the feeling XD
"A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing."
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Oh pffft. xDD True, true, true.
"Money won is twice as sweet as money earned."
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Pfft really though. XD
"Man has will, but woman has her way."
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Ikr? And yes we do. |D
"Don't pffft me, I'll pffft you!"
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Hahahaha XD
"An alcoholic is someone you donβt like who drinks as much as you do."
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Hahaha xDD
"Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species."
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xD
"If we put pictures of lost kids on beer cans instead of milk cartons, weβd find them in about 15 minutes."
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PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT xDD
"Even hundredfold grief is divisible by love."
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Pfft typical people. XD
"Seriously.. I'm kidding."
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Pffft, I'm not. CB //shot
"Why so serious?"
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I don't know, you tell me! XD
"If electricity comes from electrons⦠does morality come from morons?"
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Yes, they originate from the world's morons. v7v
"A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase."
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Awe~ That's pretty :3
"I have 3 rules. 1.) I am never wrong. 2.) In case I am wrong, refer to rule 1. 3.) Ignore rule 2, as I am never wrong."
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Pfffft. Yes, that is me. |D
"
Generation Gap: A chasm, amorphously situated in time and space, that separates those who have grown up absurd from those who will, with luck, grow up absurd."
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Hahahaha(:
"Iβm not crazy, Iβm normal with a splash of awesome!"
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That's the only way to go. C:
"Just get up lazy bastard."
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HA! XD
"Life is a ticket to the greatest show on earth."
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Mmmhmmmm.
"There's nothing to PFFFFF about."
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Lol! xD
"Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize youβre wrong."
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Pfffft. xD That's happened countless times for me. xD
"DEM RABIES MAKE ME CUTE."
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Hurr
"The early bird catches the worm. But worms are gross, so don't bother."
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Pfffff. xD That is me.
"Who needs heads? They're so mainstream."
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Psyeah! XD
"That awkward moment when you make hand gestures, despite the fact you're talking on the phone."
I do that ALL the time '^^
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Pffft, ikr? xD
"He's saying, like, RUN."
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Oh, I've got one to go with that! Kinda! xD
"FEAR: Forget. Everything. And. Run."
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Pffft. Yes. Just. Yes. xD;;
"In time we hate that which we often fear."
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True(:
"Without me, it's just aweso."
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Pfffft. xD I love that person for saying that!
"There are grammatical errors even in his silence."
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Lol
"A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it."
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Of course. v7v
"It's because I'm evil."
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haha(:
"Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs."
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Pfffft. xDD
"I don't believe in astrology; I'm a Sagittarius and we're skeptical."
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hurr :3
"Heβs so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor."
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Pfffft. xD
"I was so lazy to be lazy I got milk myself even after my mom said she'd get it."
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HahahahahahahaXD
"I'm too lazy to sit down."
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Pfffft. xDD
"Everyone's really lazy in L.A."
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Good for them? xD
"Stop making me laugh! Can't you see I'm trying to be angry?"
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Yes, YOU'RE MAKING ME LOSE MY THUNDERR.
"All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911."
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That's some old candy... xD
"Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life."
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Ahem, I mean yes. Yes indeed.
"The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money."
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pffffffffffffftttt XD
"If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it's gone, I think a good thing to do is to blame it on Santa Claus."
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Omigerd. xDDD
"How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?"
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