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Published: 2011-12-22 05:50:38 +0000 UTC; Views: 284; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 18
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Description wanted to see me with glasses on, so here. Note that the camera angle is kind of flattering, and the lenses usually aren't a nice crisp looking black like that that.
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Comments: 27

Spat500 [2012-01-05 02:35:05 +0000 UTC]

Ho shit I wanna fist bump you nigga you cool XD

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SimbaTheHuman [2011-12-22 06:09:45 +0000 UTC]

Oh my God, you actually did it! You look just fine in them. What are you talking about?
Still no bikini pic for you, though >:C

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SharpGuard In reply to SimbaTheHuman [2011-12-22 06:23:01 +0000 UTC]

:c Well you don't have to rub in it miss meanie butt ;-;

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Shockity In reply to SharpGuard [2012-04-24 05:11:23 +0000 UTC]

You harass everyoneee for that?

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SharpGuard In reply to Shockity [2012-04-24 22:30:28 +0000 UTC]

noooooo D:

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Shockity In reply to SharpGuard [2012-04-24 23:09:08 +0000 UTC]

perv

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SimbaTheHuman In reply to SharpGuard [2011-12-22 06:41:31 +0000 UTC]

My butt is a very nice person, thank you very much

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SharpGuard In reply to SimbaTheHuman [2011-12-22 07:38:57 +0000 UTC]

Prove eet

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SimbaTheHuman In reply to SharpGuard [2011-12-23 00:48:22 +0000 UTC]

I refuse

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SharpGuard In reply to SimbaTheHuman [2011-12-23 01:17:57 +0000 UTC]

Well then I will have to believe your butt is in fact mean.

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SimbaTheHuman In reply to SharpGuard [2011-12-23 01:50:48 +0000 UTC]

How do I prove my butt isn't mean?

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SharpGuard In reply to SimbaTheHuman [2011-12-23 03:25:16 +0000 UTC]

I dunno, have your butt do something kind?

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SimbaTheHuman In reply to SharpGuard [2011-12-23 03:25:50 +0000 UTC]

it saved some baby seals the other day

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SharpGuard In reply to SimbaTheHuman [2011-12-23 03:46:37 +0000 UTC]

Can it do anything nice for me?

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SimbaTheHuman In reply to SharpGuard [2011-12-23 03:51:09 +0000 UTC]

Nope, sorry

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SharpGuard In reply to SimbaTheHuman [2011-12-23 03:53:03 +0000 UTC]

Why is your butt so mean to me? :c

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SimbaTheHuman In reply to SharpGuard [2011-12-23 18:03:05 +0000 UTC]

Because it's a butt

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SharpGuard In reply to SimbaTheHuman [2011-12-23 19:30:47 +0000 UTC]

But it can save baby seals D:

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SimbaTheHuman In reply to SharpGuard [2011-12-23 19:42:49 +0000 UTC]

It just doesn't like you

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SharpGuard In reply to SimbaTheHuman [2011-12-24 00:31:55 +0000 UTC]

Maybe I should just show it some affection *pats it* :U

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SimbaTheHuman In reply to SharpGuard [2011-12-24 01:24:21 +0000 UTC]

Please refrain from patting my butt

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SharpGuard In reply to SimbaTheHuman [2011-12-24 01:40:12 +0000 UTC]

Sorreh :c

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SimbaTheHuman In reply to SharpGuard [2011-12-24 17:42:10 +0000 UTC]

It's okay :3

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SharpGuard In reply to SimbaTheHuman [2011-12-24 21:30:37 +0000 UTC]

*shnugs* Excited for Christmas Tomorrow?

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SimbaTheHuman In reply to SharpGuard [2011-12-24 21:46:09 +0000 UTC]

I can hardly comprehend that it's christmas. it doesn't feel like it is XDD
Yes, I am! It's also my best friend's birthday < 3

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SharpGuard In reply to SimbaTheHuman [2011-12-24 22:12:53 +0000 UTC]

YA MAYN LAWD JAYZUZ? MAY TOW!

But seriously, being born on Christmas must really have it's ups and downs.

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SimbaTheHuman In reply to SharpGuard [2011-12-24 22:34:31 +0000 UTC]

OH YEAH, JESUS IS MAH HOMEDAWG, YO

Yeaaaah, it kinda does

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