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Mudkipz
And their effect on society as a whole.
By Matt Trevaskis
A popular phrase amongst youths in this currant age is "I herd u liek mudkipz?"
While strange and baffling to some, it is a rite of passage to others. Many online initiations have occurred with this simple phrase, such as moderation positions on forums, to presidencies, as witnessed with Obama being sworn into the whitehouse.
He was quoted as saying, "I thoroughly enjoy mudkipz, I own several, all are level 69 currently, and are listed in the hall of fame in the pokemon league. My next step, nay, our next step as a country, is to take down that little shit, Ash from pallet town."

Other such famous figures throughout history have claimed a particular interest in mudkipz also, Hitler being a massive fan would often stay up late at night and play with his mudkipz while sitting in his Kampfy chair. It is believed he wrote Mein Kampfy chair with the help of several trained, literate mudkipz. During Hitler's rise to power, many famous photos can be seen of Hitler with his mudkipz, including his famous salute, and the footage of his troops marching, you can see quite clearly a mudkipz division, a unit personally picked by him to be his best super soldiers.

Why the mudkipz have become so popular is still a myth amongst the world's top statisticians. When questioned, the best answer they could give was "Fucked if I know." The lack of tangible evidence to their popularity have led many people to claim that mudkipz are not of this world, nor of this very same realm of existence. While claims of abductions via mudkipz are extremely low, some claim that the mudkipz threat is a very real and likely scenario.

While famous figures throughout history have often had mudkipz and also lieked them, there has always been some debate amongst top scientists as to whether or not some of these famous figures were in fact mudkipz, and the mudkipz they had were just family members or friends of said mudkipz. I had the pleasure of interviewing one of the top mudkipz theorists this week. While the conversation was brief, he displayed an amazing knowledge of the pokemon, including all of its stats throughout levels, citing different abilities, how much iron, protein etc it would get from certain treats, and how to make it stronger.

With this new found information freshly imbedded into my head, I set out to meet one of these so called Mudkipz. As of late, they have become scarce, spread far and few between. Once upon a time, there would be mudkipz roaming the land, free from persecution, innocently frolicking with their friends and family. Today's mudkip has a darker edge. I had travelled for several days, stopping at a few seedy motor inns along the way to rest before I found someone with any information relating to the location of a nearby mudkip. After stopping by the front desk reassuring them I would be there for another night, and would pay when I get back, I left my key in the door and set off into the fresh new day, determined never to go back and pay that bill. I trekked into the harsh inner city of Alice springs, many people asking me for a dohlah, or a durrie. Unsure of what these were, I kept to myself, and finally came across what I had been searching for; A mudkip. It was a pitiful sight, a creature of such magnificence had fallen from grace. I slowly approached the mudkip, who appeared to be passed out on the side of the road. I coughed slightly but the mudkip didn't respond. I decided he may require attention if I wish to talk to this mudkip. I picked him up, and carried him to my car, my dusty little beast sat on the main street, glinting in the sun with a film of dust coating it. I opened my car, placed the mudkip inside and turned the key in the ignition. Apparently I had forgotten to refuel my car, as the engine didn't start. It was at this point the mudkip stirred. It looked at me and sort of spluttered, "Point me at your gas tank."
Not sure of what he entirely meant, I took it to mean literally and opened my petrol tanks cap while holding the mudkip up to it. He vomited an almost waterlike substance into my gas tank, clear but for a thin layer of what looked like the spectrum, all the colours of the rainbow with a thick smell of petrol. I took him back into my car, and turned the key…and the engine started!
Amazed by the mudkip, I started to head home; he was coming with me.

Description
Mudkipz
And their effect on society as a whole.
By Matt Trevaskis
A popular phrase amongst youths in this currant age is "I herd u liek mudkipz?"
While strange and baffling to some, it is a rite of passage to others. Many online initiations have occurred with this simple phrase, such as moderation positions on forums, to presidencies, as witnessed with Obama being sworn into the whitehouse.
He was quoted as saying, "I thoroughly enjoy mudkipz, I own several, all are level 69 currently, and are listed in the hall of fame in the pokemon league. My next step, nay, our next step as a country, is to take down that little shit, Ash from pallet town."

Other such famous figures throughout history have claimed a particular interest in mudkipz also, Hitler being a massive fan would often stay up late at night and play with his mudkipz while sitting in his Kampfy chair. It is believed he wrote Mein Kampfy chair with the help of several trained, literate mudkipz. During Hitler's rise to power, many famous photos can be seen of Hitler with his mudkipz, including his famous salute, and the footage of his troops marching, you can see quite clearly a mudkipz division, a unit personally picked by him to be his best super soldiers.

Why the mudkipz have become so popular is still a myth amongst the world's top statisticians. When questioned, the best answer they could give was "Fucked if I know." The lack of tangible evidence to their popularity have led many people to claim that mudkipz are not of this world, nor of this very same realm of existence. While claims of abductions via mudkipz are extremely low, some claim that the mudkipz threat is a very real and likely scenario.

While famous figures throughout history have often had mudkipz and also lieked them, there has always been some debate amongst top scientists as to whether or not some of these famous figures were in fact mudkipz, and the mudkipz they had were just family members or friends of said mudkipz. I had the pleasure of interviewing one of the top mudkipz theorists this week. While the conversation was brief, he displayed an amazing knowledge of the pokemon, including all of its stats throughout levels, citing different abilities, how much iron, protein etc it would get from certain treats, and how to make it stronger.

With this new found information freshly imbedded into my head, I set out to meet one of these so called Mudkipz. As of late, they have become scarce, spread far and few between. Once upon a time, there would be mudkipz roaming the land, free from persecution, innocently frolicking with their friends and family. Today's mudkip has a darker edge. I had travelled for several days, stopping at a few seedy motor inns along the way to rest before I found someone with any information relating to the location of a nearby mudkip. After stopping by the front desk reassuring them I would be there for another night, and would pay when I get back, I left my key in the door and set off into the fresh new day, determined never to go back and pay that bill. I trekked into the harsh inner city of Alice springs, many people asking me for a dohlah, or a durrie. Unsure of what these were, I kept to myself, and finally came across what I had been searching for; A mudkip. It was a pitiful sight, a creature of such magnificence had fallen from grace. I slowly approached the mudkip, who appeared to be passed out on the side of the road. I coughed slightly but the mudkip didn't respond. I decided he may require attention if I wish to talk to this mudkip. I picked him up, and carried him to my car, my dusty little beast sat on the main street, glinting in the sun with a film of dust coating it. I opened my car, placed the mudkip inside and turned the key in the ignition. Apparently I had forgotten to refuel my car, as the engine didn't start. It was at this point the mudkip stirred. It looked at me and sort of spluttered, "Point me at your gas tank."
Not sure of what he entirely meant, I took it to mean literally and opened my petrol tanks cap while holding the mudkip up to it. He vomited an almost waterlike substance into my gas tank, clear but for a thin layer of what looked like the spectrum, all the colours of the rainbow with a thick smell of petrol. I took him back into my car, and turned the key…and the engine started!
Amazed by the mudkip, I started to head home; he was coming with me.