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"I represent the dire wolves, ferocious canine predators of a bygone era... whose descendants are subservient wimps all too eager to humiliate themselves before their 'masters' in exchange for head pats and stale treats! Ugh, my kin must be turning in their graves a million times over." --Jana

"Some obnoxious white rabbit tried to steal my head yesterday. I beamed him into an inescapable torus warp. As an intergalactic bounty hunter, I have no time to spare for hi-jinx." --Astra

"The taxi? Actually, I am the taxi. Where are you headed? ...The train station? No problem; I'll take you straight there!" --Skip

"You have a very nice body. I hope you wouldn't mind if I... borrowed it for a little while? *giggle*" --Anna

"It's the most wonderful feeling. Being bound tight in the coils of a constrictor, completely helpless as the snake ponders whether to swallow you down right away or squeeze the life out of you first... I believe I had never truly lived until I experienced that for the first time." --Irving

"You must be very brave to have come all the way to my lair in the center of my labyrinth. Very brave or very foolish. Shall we find out which?" --Minos

"Many people have called themselves 'self-made men'. But they don't typically mean it as literally as I do." --Marvin

"We're the Trouble-Trouble Twins / And what trouble you are in / 'Cause when we are on the scene / No one else will ever win!" --Jen and Pen

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"I represent the dire wolves, ferocious canine predators of a bygone era... whose descendants are subservient wimps all too eager to humiliate themselves before their 'masters' in exchange for head pats and stale treats! Ugh, my kin must be turning in their graves a million times over." --Jana

"Some obnoxious white rabbit tried to steal my head yesterday. I beamed him into an inescapable torus warp. As an intergalactic bounty hunter, I have no time to spare for hi-jinx." --Astra

"The taxi? Actually, I am the taxi. Where are you headed? ...The train station? No problem; I'll take you straight there!" --Skip

"You have a very nice body. I hope you wouldn't mind if I... borrowed it for a little while? *giggle*" --Anna

"It's the most wonderful feeling. Being bound tight in the coils of a constrictor, completely helpless as the snake ponders whether to swallow you down right away or squeeze the life out of you first... I believe I had never truly lived until I experienced that for the first time." --Irving

"You must be very brave to have come all the way to my lair in the center of my labyrinth. Very brave or very foolish. Shall we find out which?" --Minos

"Many people have called themselves 'self-made men'. But they don't typically mean it as literally as I do." --Marvin

"We're the Trouble-Trouble Twins / And what trouble you are in / 'Cause when we are on the scene / No one else will ever win!" --Jen and Pen