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no need for butt turbines when refried beans will do the job...
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no, because beans are cheaper than jet fuel!
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You have done your homework! However, there are collateral benefits of beans which are unavailable with jet fuel:
1) Beans are a renewable resource
2) Beans provide fiber to an otherwise anal retentive society
3) Beans are easily dried and stored for long periods of time without special tanks, EPA regulations or the hazards of environment-destroying spills
4) The residual materials after immediate, direct methane emissions may be treated and recycled for further fuel extraction, heat generation from the biodegradation process and fertilization; no special handling or disposal is needed.
5) The contributions to the arts of beans as a musical fruit are immeasurable.
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Here! Here! but wait, don't steroids make the dangly parts smaller? Less drag there, ya know.
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