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Poor Chrysalis! She's had to resort to those chalky, tasteless heart candies. It's a darn shame, really.Another collaboration with my friend
5"x7" Traditional acrylic paint on wood
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I was going to make a comment and say the same, but I agree with you. There best Candies.
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same here ;-; *passes a box of half-eaten candy hearts to you*
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*noms* ; ; so delicious
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;=; we shall share this with the whole world
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share the deliciousness~
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The lines on these are so perfect it's hard to believe they're done traditionally!
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Hahahh! Poor Chrysalis! She just want some love... 
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Chrysalis was at one point an ally to Equestria, but instead of sending her an invitation to the wedding they sent her a box of those dried toothpaste hearts. This is what lead to her invasion. Several casualties in Canterlot, Twilight's brother physically and mentally raped by a monster, and the real Cadence starved for days because Celestia didn't bother to send better candies.
The moral of the story is that Sweetheart Candies are directly or indirectly responsible for several terrible atrocities in every civilization that has them, and that anyone who buys them and gives them as a gift deserves to be beaten with heavy clubs and left bleeding in the moonlight.
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XD I lol'd at this. I don't like those things. I only give them away not eat them >u<
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They aren't tasteless, they definitely have different flavors.
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I'm glad that they're only sold once a year.
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Uhh.. thats just candy.. you give them to someone FOR love! but i still luv you anyways
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The crappiest candy on Earth, if eggnog is the once a year occurrence that you wish would stick around all year wound, then those tasteless valentine's day chalks are the exact opposite. They're like Pez, but with none of the fun.
This image does a pretty accurate reaction to the first time you eat them as a kid.
Poor Chrysalis doesn't know that you buy those for your class when you're in the second grade and your teacher makes the whole class, give cards to each other just so the mutants don't get l left out and feel bad.
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I'd rather eat these than candy corn~
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This is pretty much adorable and hilarious at the same time and I love it
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