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Jordan reluctantly took his advice and agreed that self-improvement was the best type of revenge; accepting a one-day "guest membership" to his buddy's premium and expensive gym to check it out. Jordan's buddy was in pretty good shape and he advised his friend to put on some muscle and increase his stamina years ago; if not for his relationship, then for himself. However, Jordan felt like he was beyond picking up heavy things and putting them back down. After all, his long-term girlfriend fell in love with him for his brains and not his brawn. . . or so he thought. Ultimately, his buddy's advice and warnings would prove prescient. Jordan would find himself completely heartbroken and humiliated after his girlfriend dumped him over a month ago for a woman; a female bodybuilder of all people - a fact made even more surprising because Jordan never knew his girlfriend was bisexual. After this happened, Jordan couldn't sleep, he couldn't eat, he didn't want to show his face in public, and all of his hobbies lost their appeal. In fact, this was the first time his buddy was able to coax him outside of his own house since the breakup.

Jordan ended up liking the overall vibe of his buddy's gym. So much so that he started to feel better about himself and his prospects to bulk up and becoming a modern-day Adonis, albeit a short one. By the time his buddy finished showing him the locker rooms and the indoor racquetball courts, Jordan felt like he could take on the world. They gave the gym sauna a try, hit the showers, dried off, and started freshening up in the nicely appointed gym bathroom. By this time, Jordan's confidence was extremely high. So high, in fact, that their conversation led to Jordan bad mouthing his girlfriend's new partner; calling her a "muscle-bound freak" and saying that he was going to get so buff that he'd be able to kick her ass and take his girlfriend back. Of course, Jordan would have kept his stupid mouth shut if he'd realized that the gym's bathrooms were unisex.

The five-foot-three weakling nearly shit himself when one of the bathroom stall doors flung open to reveal his ex's new girlfriend. Shaking mad and probably roid raging, the giant bodybuilder wasted no time bolting out of her stall towards the the terrified little man as he let out a startled yelp.

Jordan's buddy rushed out of the bathroom to get help as soon as the amazonian powerhouse grabbed his small friend; roughly enveloping him into her enormous frame.

This wasn't going to be a fair fight.

He was way overmatched.

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Jordan reluctantly took his advice and agreed that self-improvement was the best type of revenge; accepting a one-day "guest membership" to his buddy's premium and expensive gym to check it out. Jordan's buddy was in pretty good shape and he advised his friend to put on some muscle and increase his stamina years ago; if not for his relationship, then for himself. However, Jordan felt like he was beyond picking up heavy things and putting them back down. After all, his long-term girlfriend fell in love with him for his brains and not his brawn. . . or so he thought. Ultimately, his buddy's advice and warnings would prove prescient. Jordan would find himself completely heartbroken and humiliated after his girlfriend dumped him over a month ago for a woman; a female bodybuilder of all people - a fact made even more surprising because Jordan never knew his girlfriend was bisexual. After this happened, Jordan couldn't sleep, he couldn't eat, he didn't want to show his face in public, and all of his hobbies lost their appeal. In fact, this was the first time his buddy was able to coax him outside of his own house since the breakup.

Jordan ended up liking the overall vibe of his buddy's gym. So much so that he started to feel better about himself and his prospects to bulk up and becoming a modern-day Adonis, albeit a short one. By the time his buddy finished showing him the locker rooms and the indoor racquetball courts, Jordan felt like he could take on the world. They gave the gym sauna a try, hit the showers, dried off, and started freshening up in the nicely appointed gym bathroom. By this time, Jordan's confidence was extremely high. So high, in fact, that their conversation led to Jordan bad mouthing his girlfriend's new partner; calling her a "muscle-bound freak" and saying that he was going to get so buff that he'd be able to kick her ass and take his girlfriend back. Of course, Jordan would have kept his stupid mouth shut if he'd realized that the gym's bathrooms were unisex.

The five-foot-three weakling nearly shit himself when one of the bathroom stall doors flung open to reveal his ex's new girlfriend. Shaking mad and probably roid raging, the giant bodybuilder wasted no time bolting out of her stall towards the the terrified little man as he let out a startled yelp.

Jordan's buddy rushed out of the bathroom to get help as soon as the amazonian powerhouse grabbed his small friend; roughly enveloping him into her enormous frame.

This wasn't going to be a fair fight.

He was way overmatched.

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