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Published: 2010-12-20 23:50:32 +0000 UTC; Views: 151; Favourites: 3; Downloads: 9
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Description I am SOOOOOOO SORRY! I was trying to come up with some christmas card ideas for my family and this was one idea that was just too morbid to send out but too funny to ignore. My mom, dad and brother loved it (where they either said "How horrible" before or after) and I figured, this will be my sad, yet funny Christmas greeting to DA. Man, what a deranged mind I have. But hey, a wolf's got to eat.
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Shade-of-the-Night [2010-12-20 23:55:31 +0000 UTC]

xD That's funny.
Yes, perhaps they should have taken in account the glowing red noise and the floaty sparkliness before eating the reindeer. That, and having to deal with a fat angry human who commands an army of little people.

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SplitAtom In reply to Shade-of-the-Night [2010-12-23 00:27:17 +0000 UTC]

Haha! Silly wolves. At least they can fly away when Santa comes to get them!

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Shade-of-the-Night In reply to SplitAtom [2010-12-23 03:31:53 +0000 UTC]

Ah, but Santa has other flying reindeer that will be out to get revenge for their fallen brother.(Now what will they do when there's a thick fog?)

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SplitAtom In reply to Shade-of-the-Night [2010-12-24 00:44:02 +0000 UTC]

Santa will just have to create a genetic mutation in a reindeer that will give it a luminous nose. Or he'll combine the genes of some deep sea animal that has bio luminescence and a reindeer embryo to create a reindeer that glows entirely. Or he can just strap a light on it, that works too. I've been watching too much Fringe. :/

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Shade-of-the-Night In reply to SplitAtom [2010-12-24 00:58:55 +0000 UTC]

xD

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