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Published: 2015-07-25 04:49:47 +0000 UTC; Views: 10081; Favourites: 5; Downloads: 5
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Okay if everyone's been wondering why I haven't submitted anything for days, this is why XD. AND I ALREADY HAVE ANOTHER IDEA EVEN AFTER THIS GIANT BASTARD.
Anyway so you guys don't know who half these geeks are so EXPLAININ TIME YO.
First off is Dawson's Dad Patrick, who I drew before but now he's all fat and old n stuff. And dorky argyle sweater yo. Well it's not quite argyle cuz it doesn't have the stripes but I couldn't get it to look right. And I drew the hat cuz he's all balding and that'd look wicked weird in my style so rgnoine. And yes the damn hat was a bitch to draw. I. Hate. Perspective. ALSO FOR THE FIRST TIME /EVER/ I DREW LOL WRINKLES CUZ I'M SICK OF MY MIDDLE AGED CHARS LOOKING 20.
And next is his wife and Dawson, Trent and Katie's mom, Judy. She died but I brought her back toesy. Cuz I wanted to. But OCD OH I DIDN'T USE HER TODAY. 8------------o DON'T EVEN START YOU FUCKNUGGET.
Anyway she's kind of a farm girl cuz she grew up on a farm. So they have some sheep, chickens, horses, blah. Obviously on a different part of the property than in this pic lol. Yes they're rich bastards cuz Patrick is all LOL OFFICE JOB YO. She also plays piano (cricket: :0D) to explain where Dawsie got his music talent from. AND THEY CAN DO A SONG TOGETHER YO. AND SHE HAS CHRONS DISEASE CUZ MY MOM DOES AND ALL THIS SHIT I'VE BEEN WANTING TO DO. Yes Im filled with ideas as you can see. The south family=gay.
And then is Dawson's older sister Katie. Well they're more like friggin Irish twins cuz she's only like 14 months older than him lol. BUT HEY THEY ARE PART IRISH SO EGOI. ANYWAY SHE'S ODLER YET SHE'S LIKE 9 FEET SHORTER. She isn't a midget or anything, he's just a tall monster. And she's all a boring crafty type yo, and also a baker. And she got raped 8000 years ago by some jerk ass BF that Dawson beat the face of. And he had a monster cock that damaged her inside so she has trouble having kids toesy. Their parents were conveiniently gone the night it happened so Dawson was the only one there for her during the ordeal so it bonded them together. Well that and them being so close in age. But yeah they're pretty tight. Oh ya and she also has diabetes cuz my brain insisted on it for some reason.
And of course Lord Dawson the sexy. With his PAIN IN THE ASS TATTOOS GAH. And on his head is his nephew Anthony, Katie's miracle baby lol. Him and Dawson are really close and Dawson loves him like his own. He's basically just the typical little kid, no development yet. The only thing I have is....he likes dinosaurs. Oh and today I just developed that he has epilepsy yoesy. And while he was all flopping n stuff my fursona farted in his face. Then his uncle Trent booted her away cuz he's a dinkus.
And of course Dawson's butt buddy Edward yo. He isn't family obviously but he might as well be lol. And I can't draw Dawson without him, THE HORROR! Oh and yes that looping arms pose was a complete bitchface. But ANYTHING TO HIDE THE HANDS, ANYTHING! AND HE'S NOT BLUSHING IN THIS PIC OH GAWD. Also Ed isn't my char but Bikeman's but I use im like my own so rogi. CUZ HE'S SO GREAT WHY DID I IGNORE IM FOR SO LONG. JUST OH DRONES OVER MASON AND WARREN'S BOND YO like 8--------------].
Then there's Trent, Dawson's 20 year old brother of doom. Yes they're clones yo. And yes his arm is hgh but I hate those as much as hands so brhr. Anyway to refresh everyone, he's a nerdy video game obsessed monster. He's also LOL WANNA BE A SOFTWARE PROGRAMMER. Oh ya and he has aspergers if you forgot, that's why he's all LOL AVOIDS EYE CONTACT instead of looking down at his GF (you can't deny that damn lovesick look on his face though. Dawson: Yet he says me and Ed are vomit inducing???). And his IQ is 290482095 which is why OH PROGRAMMING, and WELP HACKIN YOESY. And he's all socially awkward and OH TROUBLE SHOWING FEELINGS AND RELATING, hence why he comes off as a jerk. Well he partially is a jerk but like toward his family he's just gay lol. And yes he wears a scarf in the summer. He's a geek. They're weird and confusing. Don't question his nerdlingness.
AND THIS WEIRD DEFORMED BABY ON GREYS. Yes that fucker STILL. I'm almost done with season 9 though ;_;. I WANNA WATCH PRIVATE PRACTICE AFTER BUT MY FRIEND HANNAH SAYS IT'S BWOIFWG SO IDK WHAT I'LL DO WITH MY LIFE AFTER IT'S OVER.
Anyway next to him is his GF Melanie. Who's a huge pokenerd obviously lol. Oh ya and that is a Gracidea flower around her neck (the flower that turns Shaymin into sky forme or whatever). She's basically just another kind of nerd like Trent, OH ANIME AND COSPLAY AND RP AND POKEMON AND GAMES YO. Hence why they clicked lol. They've dated for almost 3 years and she's his first and only....well, everything romantic, cuz obviously he doesn't have the social skills to have 39583095 GFs yo. Oh ya and I know she looks like 14 but she's the same age as him. He's just a tall fucker like Dawson and makes her look like the height of a 9 year old.
And of course Sir Warrenbutt, formerly Mason's bro but now Dawson's cousin cuz the Souths are c====3. And yes he's smoking a marijuana joint lol. He's all natural so he'd inhale that faggotry too cuz LOL IT'S BENEFITS YO. But damn he's so sexy. YET HE'S ALL ASEXUAL WHY. Actually I made him that way so I wouldn't obsess over OH HIS PENIS again. AND ALSO HE'S ALL UNCIRCUMCISED CUZ WELP MY MOM WANTED ME AS NATURE INTENDED SO I DON'T WANNA THINK ABOUT IT ANYWAY CUZ FORESKINS ARE (_Y_). He's all natural all around yo. OH ANIMALS AND SAVE THE EARTH, OH BICYCLE INSTEAD OF CAR. Yet he's a construction worker aka earth destruction. I don't understand. But fuck accuracy.
And then there's Harry, formerly Mason's cousin but now Warren's half bro (cuz his mom died giving birth to im and his Dad remarried and produced Warren yo). Oh ya and I changed up his personality cuz if I'm gonna start anew why have him be the same old boring monster? Now he's all a beach bum and ocean obsessed, OH FISHING AND BOAT AND LAZES AT BEACH AND SURFIN AND IT'S 5:00 SOMEWHERE. Hence his shirt lol. Cuz he lives in Hampton aka the ocean region of NH and it just gave me the idea. He's still a chef though, just a seafood chef xD. SO HE COMES HOME SMELLING LIKE VAGINA LIKE MY DAD USED TO WHEN HE WORKED AT A SEAFOOD RESTAURANT. Oh yeah and I made Harry 2 years younger so now he's 32. Just cuz I thought he looked younger this time around for some reason, and to be closer to Warren's age. And 34 is just so....old.
And yep that is Catherine and Taylor standing next to him. I don't actually plan on RPing those honks but again OH SUICIDE ATTEMPT AND THEM DYING is the old Harry so terd. I changed em slightly too, well mostly Taylor. For one thing he's 11 now cuz if he was 13, well Harry would've been friggin 19 when he had him and teen parents=gay. And he's THE PROPER FUCKING HEIGHT NOT LIKE IN THE OLD PIC WHERE HE LOOKED LIKE 5'7. And I changed his hair color cuz that old mud color was ftlog. He's still obviously just in love with Daddy though XD. And Catherine looks basically the same but I forgot her old jewelry so I had to draw different ones yo.
Oh and the BG...pay no mind. It's 100% tubes cuz I wasn't gonna slave over one of those assholes after working on the actual subjects for 39580395. So yes it's -35 effort and lazy and stuff.
ALSO I'VE BEEN LISTENING TO MY MUSIC FOR THE LIKE 3 DAYS I'VE BEEN DRAWING THIS, ALL DAY LONG, AND I'M STILL ONLY AT SONGS I DOWNLOADED 3 YEARS AGO.
ALSO MY OCD IS LIKE DEAD N SHIT. I perservered and pushed through the anxiety and apparently my brain did a serious organization session in my sleep cuz it's all....well it's still around a little but not as much. It's still OH IF THE SOUTH FAMILY COULD DIE THIS ONE WILL TOO, OH I HAVE TO BE CAREFUL AND NOT USE UP CREATION IDEAS CUZ I NEED TO SAVE THEM FOR THE NEXT SAGA. 8----------o. But as far as OH BUGGED BY EVERY IDEA, OH ACCURACY, OH OBSESSIVE, nope.
Oh and if you want ny more info on any of these geeks (yes, there's MORE!), visit my website yo. Well some of em don't have their crap up yet and some of em I haven't written everything cuz lazy and distracted by pic. AND TOMORROW, BACK TO DRAWIN AGAIN.
BUT ON TV DEREK IS WEARING A TIARA
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Comments: 4
Manaquondoc-Myst [2015-07-28 02:39:13 +0000 UTC]
Love all the diverse hair styles. I really like the pink Pikachu shirt. Great job as always.
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RM42 [2015-07-25 22:36:48 +0000 UTC]
All the ladies are pretty here. I like the details on the clothes, the Pikachu and the aryglye diamonds especially.
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Sprinter136 In reply to RM42 [2015-07-26 00:40:35 +0000 UTC]
Dawson: OH SO I'M NOT PRETTY OR ATTRACTIVE, JUST MY SISTER??? I SEE HOW IT GOES
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sparx222 [2015-07-25 04:58:42 +0000 UTC]
Love Harry's shirt....and Catherine is so pretty. Nice work on this big bitch. Warren is XD
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