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Published: 2012-04-28 05:02:45 +0000 UTC; Views: 7626; Favourites: 49; Downloads: 93
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EDIT: IT'S UP!! And people like it! Hell yeah! 8DThis work is licensed with a Creative Commons license, and is free to use by the SCP Foundation for the article specified in the title.
It was bothering me that 261 had a picture and 294 didn't, so I made you one. And it would make my day--no, week--month--you know what? It would make my LIFE if you used this picture.
I know, "newbies shouldn't do highly ambitious projects," blah blah blah... I UNDERSTAND. But I spent way too much time on this, and I really think this would add a lot to what is already the eighth most popular SCP page on the entire site (yes, I do know this for a fact, because I DO MY F@$#ING HOMEWORK.)
So if you are a member of the SCP Foundation, if you are affiliated with the SCP Foundation, if you have HEARD OF the SCP Foundation, PLEASE OH PLEASE give them the message to use the picture.
EDIT: I got a Wikidot account last night, so I will be applying to join the SCP Foundation myself ASAP. For now, enjoy the pretty picture!
All the writing guides have effectively scared me off--don't feel bad, my writing skills are nothing to write home about--but obviously I can provide a useful image here and there.
If you want to use this picture for anything other than SCP-294, well then REQUEST DENIED. No. Not happening. This is SCP-294 and it's not anything other than SCP-294, ever. So keep your stinkin' hands off.
TabEDIT: Missed a logo on the cup dispenser. Fix'd, along with slight coloration changes and a light spot on the front panel that turned out to be another layer of... *sigh* of me being OCD about little tiny pixel things.
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Either a cup of cactus cooler or a cup of america.... hmmm
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If this suddenly existed, I'd ask for a cup of sexy. XD
Out of curiosity, did you find this machine and take a picture or make the thing yourself? o.o
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HOLY LATE REPLIES, BATMAN!!
The coffee machine was at my old community college, but it didn't have that keyboard or that text-input panel on it--it was just a regular ol' coffee machine :3
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XD
Oh i see owo I have to say, this still looks just as awesome as when I first saw it ^3^
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Encase if you didn't know, The creator of "SCP: Containment Breach" has added in the textures for the game but the model has not yet been added. Also the texture it self looks a lot like the picture of this.
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This and the vending machine are my two favorite SCPs
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Remember when it made a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster?
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Yep, sure is! Happy dance
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dance! dance! dance! dance! dance!
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SCP-294 was the first scp i ever read and i am glad to see it finally has a picture! well done!
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This and the pan-dimensional vending machine are two of my favorite SCPs. I've wondered what the substance was that could kill 682. Whatever it was vaporized the entire facility. Perhaps anti-matter?
As for the SCP Foundation itself, I've come to realize that, while they do the world a good service, they are incredibly cold-blooded, bordering on evil, as well when it comes to testing SCPs. The D-class personnel drawn from prisons is acceptable, but evidentally they are willing to use innocent people as well. That doesn't sit well with me.
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Yeah, I get the feeling that they're working for the greater good and all that jazz, but sometimes they do go a bit overboard. *shrugs* Probably why "there is no canon".
And yeah, I declared SCP-264 as my favorite when I joined the site
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I tried to join the site and got denied.
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You can always try again if you want
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I'll try again eventually.
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I loved the article too (which I unfortunately didn't write) and thanks!
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I loved the gold part of that machine article
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O_O Eisenberg! I know you are; I've read your page! Wow--glad you like it!
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Hey, as a member of the SCP Foundation, I like it.
I don't see why you can't fill out the application yourself.
We aren't that scary. I'm sure they'd like someone who provides images! We already have a few people specialising in audio logs.
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Okay, fair enough. I just always have the feeling that they will descend on and/or attack me, as I am a n00b who has taken on a big project despite all the guides telling me that it's a bad sign when n00bs do these things. (And the more I look at the picture and think about it, I'm noticing things I missed, like the fact that there's still a logo on the cup dispenser, and I intended for it to be logo-less.)
I think I will just fill out the application myself. (Haven't thought of a username yet tho...) I'm easily scared by Internet socialization after the NaNoWriMo chatroom mishap--I don't even remember what I did, but my brain absolutely refuses to try and track that chatroom down ever again. I'll get the hell over it and apply
Say, out of curiosity, what's your name on the site?
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It's Cryokina, same as here.
Look, don't be afraid of us. I went on, read everything I could get my hands on, thought everything through carefully, ran it past a few people I know, and now SCP-803 is at +24. I'm so proud of it.
Don't share an account. Recipe for disaster.
It is possible for you to head on, write a good SCP or document or what have you, and become part of the community. We won't descend on you and tear you apart. Look at this guy!
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He's been here 15 days. He's done a ton of audio versions of fairly famous documents. We love him for it. If that's not a big thing for a newbie to take up, I don't know what is.
I think that you can do this.
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Thanks 
I've been lurking around a while now, reading through a bunch of articles and tales, and reading the guides every so often. I've been working on an idea for an SCP myself, but it's not very good... needs to be... I dunno, spiced up? Streamlined? Completely changed? 
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Also, SCP and non-SCP members alike, if you have constructive criticism for me, I need to hear it like right now. RIGHT now. Because I want this to be of the best possible quality before the Foundation picks it up (read: before I shove it in the Foundation's face and beg/plead for them to use it)
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