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Hello, little specks! I wanted to show how big I've grown thanks to you! I'll put my foot in the middle of that city. Here, can you see all those skyscrapers? I think the tallest is little over 400 meters. About the size of the heels of my boots. You guys are truly microscopic to me! I know I've probably just crushed a hundred thousand of you to show you this, but I think it's was worth it. It's a cool comparison. Of course, there are some skyscrapers that are taller than my heels, but if I keep growing like this, not for long!
And this brings us to the topic of today's episode. Girls, when I put my foot in that city, you all probably thought: "No, what are you doing! You'll get pieces of buildings all over your boots". That's right! They tend to stick to the leather, don't they? Or when you are walking somewhere and you don't even pay attention to all the villages you've stepped on, but after few steps you notice that there are some barns or warehouses impaled on your heel. Irritating, it's it? In this episode I'll show you how to clean remains of those structures of your sexy boots. I'm sorry, my little guys. I know you love being in those buildings. I've seen countless posts where you brag that you are in a building stuck to my boot. I know it's fun for you, but at the same time, my shoes are dirty.

So, how do you clean them? You have two options, you can either order your fans to do it for you or you can do it yourself. I've already covered fan cleaning services on my tutorial. While it's amazing and leather boots look very hot after your fans have licked them clean, it's also very slow. What if you need to have your boots clean right now? How do you do it? Well, you probably don't have a shoe cleaning cloth at your size! What you need to do is to head south and pick up a piece of the rainforest or a jungle. Regular forests are not good, they are too dry and you may scratch the leather if you are not careful. But rainforest is like those moist towelettes. Just soft and wet enough to remove all dirt in few swipes.
Yes, I know that you were taught to save the rainforests. I guess you were saving them for me! Thank you!

Oh, and one other thing. Girls, airplanes are annoying, am I right? Yawn near a city and there are like, five planes sucked in your mouth! What's up with that? Do they do that on purpose? And some of you will probably say "hey, girl, you like eating people! You should enjoy that they fly into your mouth!". Sure, I like eating them, but a plane full of people is like a candy in a wrapper! You don't eat candy in wrappers, don't you? Same thing with planes. They have a bad people to metal ratio.
So, if you are doing it for me, then jump out of that plane over my mouth. You probably would need thousands of other people to do it at the same time for me to be able to taste you, but make those planes go somewhere else. They are not tasty. They taste like metal and gasoline, completely ruining the taste of people inside.

That would be all for today's episode. If you have any questions or ideas for future episodes, write them down in the comments. If you want your city crushed like that for comparison, write it's name and GPS coordinates in the comments. But remember, if you live in a town or smaller city, I probably won't even notice it, it will just become some dirt stuck under my boot.

And of course, a reminder that your likes, shares and comments make me grow bigger and I have no control over it. Have fun!

Description
Hello, little specks! I wanted to show how big I've grown thanks to you! I'll put my foot in the middle of that city. Here, can you see all those skyscrapers? I think the tallest is little over 400 meters. About the size of the heels of my boots. You guys are truly microscopic to me! I know I've probably just crushed a hundred thousand of you to show you this, but I think it's was worth it. It's a cool comparison. Of course, there are some skyscrapers that are taller than my heels, but if I keep growing like this, not for long!
And this brings us to the topic of today's episode. Girls, when I put my foot in that city, you all probably thought: "No, what are you doing! You'll get pieces of buildings all over your boots". That's right! They tend to stick to the leather, don't they? Or when you are walking somewhere and you don't even pay attention to all the villages you've stepped on, but after few steps you notice that there are some barns or warehouses impaled on your heel. Irritating, it's it? In this episode I'll show you how to clean remains of those structures of your sexy boots. I'm sorry, my little guys. I know you love being in those buildings. I've seen countless posts where you brag that you are in a building stuck to my boot. I know it's fun for you, but at the same time, my shoes are dirty.

So, how do you clean them? You have two options, you can either order your fans to do it for you or you can do it yourself. I've already covered fan cleaning services on my tutorial. While it's amazing and leather boots look very hot after your fans have licked them clean, it's also very slow. What if you need to have your boots clean right now? How do you do it? Well, you probably don't have a shoe cleaning cloth at your size! What you need to do is to head south and pick up a piece of the rainforest or a jungle. Regular forests are not good, they are too dry and you may scratch the leather if you are not careful. But rainforest is like those moist towelettes. Just soft and wet enough to remove all dirt in few swipes.
Yes, I know that you were taught to save the rainforests. I guess you were saving them for me! Thank you!

Oh, and one other thing. Girls, airplanes are annoying, am I right? Yawn near a city and there are like, five planes sucked in your mouth! What's up with that? Do they do that on purpose? And some of you will probably say "hey, girl, you like eating people! You should enjoy that they fly into your mouth!". Sure, I like eating them, but a plane full of people is like a candy in a wrapper! You don't eat candy in wrappers, don't you? Same thing with planes. They have a bad people to metal ratio.
So, if you are doing it for me, then jump out of that plane over my mouth. You probably would need thousands of other people to do it at the same time for me to be able to taste you, but make those planes go somewhere else. They are not tasty. They taste like metal and gasoline, completely ruining the taste of people inside.

That would be all for today's episode. If you have any questions or ideas for future episodes, write them down in the comments. If you want your city crushed like that for comparison, write it's name and GPS coordinates in the comments. But remember, if you live in a town or smaller city, I probably won't even notice it, it will just become some dirt stuck under my boot.

And of course, a reminder that your likes, shares and comments make me grow bigger and I have no control over it. Have fun!